We cover all Eminem albums from 1996 to 2006 and more to come

We cover all Eminem albums from 1996 to 2006 and more to come!

EMINEM

album: "Infinite" (1996)

album: "Slim Shady EP" (1998)

album: "Slim Shady LP" (1999)

album: "The Marshall Mathers LP" (2000)

album: "The Eminem Show" (2002)

album: "Straight From The Lab EP" (2003)

album: "Encore" (2004)

album: "Curtain Call" (2005)

album: "Eminem Presents The Re-Up" (2006)

other songs:

"Wake Up Show Freestyle" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS


"Wake Up Show Freestyle"


[Eminem]
Yo, speed racer, 97' burgundy Blazer
Wanted for burglary, had to ditch the mercury tracer
I'm on some low ish,
I'm fed up wit the being broke ish
I'm not to joke wit
Bitch, I don't sell crack, I smoke it
My brains dusted; I'm disgusted at all my habits
Too many asprin tablets and empty medicine cabinets
Loosing battles to wack rappers 'cause I'm always too blunted
Walkin' up in the cypher smokin', talkin' like, "Who want it?"
Thug and crook; every drug in the book I've done it
My 9's at your frame,is that your chain? Run it
Who wants to die of an overdose of excessive flavor?
Aggressive nature got me stickin' you for your Progressive pager
Spectacular, battle rap manufacturer
Stole your mom's Acura, wrecked it, then sold it back to her
( Right right right ! ! ! ) (( Ding ! ! ! ))
The doctors you'll need after our battle are known as psychiatrics
I'll tell the nurses to hold a bed for you,
and I'ma make sure you come back for it
So barricade your infants, put up some extra fences
A woman beater, wanted for repeated sex offenses ( Ooh )
..Take em' on long vacation trips
Kidnappin' em' and trappin' em' in abusive relationships
Mess up your face and lips
Slit your stomach and watch your gut split
Gut you wit that razor that I use to shave my nuts wit ((Laughter))
Mama don't you cry, your son's too far gone
I'm so high, I don't even know what label I'm on
I'm messed up, feelin' like an over worked plumber
I'm sick of the crap, what's Dr. Kevorkian's phone number? ( Ha.. Hot )

"The Sauce" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS


"The Sauce"


[Eminem talkin']Its all bad now man, its all badBut yal done fucked up nowYeah ha ha, new shit, hey yoI just want the whole world to know:That I did not start this, but I will finish it

[Verse]Comin up it never mattered what color you wasIf you could spit then you could spit, thats it, thats what it wasBack when, motherf*ckers was straight back packinCypherin, fightin for life in this rapfor the mic to get past and you psyched and you gaspedand you hyped cuz you last and you might whoop some assIf you lost then you lost shake hands like a manand you swallowed it, when the unsigned hype columnat The Source was like, the only source of lightWhen the mics used to mean somethin, a four was likeyou were the shit, now its like the least you getthree and a half now just means you a piece of shitfour and a half or five, means you Biggie, Jigga, Nas,or Benzino I dont think you even realizeyou playin with motherf*ckers lives, I done watched Dreget ****ed on The Chronic, probably cuz I was on itNow you fucked me outa my mics twice I let it slideI said I wouldnt hold my f*cken breath to get a fiveSh*t I was right, Ida f*ckin died already tryinI swear to God I never lie I bet thats whyyou let that b*tch give me that bullsh*t reviewI sat and took it, I aint look at the sh*t we knewYou'd probly try to f*ck us with Obie and 50 tooF*ck a relationship we throughNo more Source with street cred, them days is deadDre's got A-Ks to Dave May's headEvery issue there's an eight page Made-Mens spreadWill somebody please tell whoever braids his headThat I am not afraid, hes just a f*ckin waste of leadon my pencil, for me to write some sh*t this simpleSo listen closely, as I break it down and proceedThis old Gs bout to get smoked like rolled weedYou dont know me or my motherf*ckin mother you motherf*ckin punkPut me on your fuckin cover just to sell your little sell out magI aint mad I feel bad, heres an ad, heres a poster of Ray-Ray and his dadYou wanna talk about some sh*t that you dont know about? yaLets talk about how your puttin you own son out thereTo try to eat off him, cuz you missed your boatYour never gonna blow b*tch your just too oldNo wonder your sore now lordy your bored nowIm pushin thirty your kickin fourty's door downB*tch this is war now, and youl never beat meall you do is cheat me out of QUATABLES but you knowthat youl always see me on your TVCuz you gotta stay up till three in the morninTo see your video played once on betSo he-he-he who has the last laugh?Aftermath ya so on behalf on our whole staffkiss our ass-hole cracks we'll never fold or hold backJust know that Benzinos wackno matter how many times I say his name, hell never blow jackYour better off tryin to bring R-S-O backLook at your track record thats how far it goes backIts extortion n Ray own's a proportionso half of the staff up there is fresh outta jail from bostonBullyin and bossin, Dave like a slave they've completely brainwashed himAnd forced him to stay locked in his own office afraid of the softestfakest, wannabe gangster in New YorkAnd its pitiful, cuz I would have never said sh*t to you if you'd have kept your mouth shutB*tch now what? Hit it Clue, spit it SlayNew sh*t, exclusive, yo Lantern, Whoo KidYou know what to do with this: use itIm through, this is stupid, I cant believe I stooped to thisbullsh*t to do this...

And who you callin a b*tch? B*tch. You owe me.

"Sweet Home Alabama" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS


"Sweet Home Alabama"


Well Jimmy moved in with his mother
Cos he ain't go no place to go
And now i'm right back in the gutter
With a garbage bag that's full of clothes

Cause you live at home in a trailer
What the hell you gonna do (yee-hah!)
Cuz i live at home in a trailer
Mom I'm coming home to you

Well my name is Jimmy
He's name's Greg Buehl
Me and him and you, - we went to the same school
This ain't cool... I'm in a rage
He's tapping my mom and we're almost the same age
On the microphone i drop bombs
Look at this car... 'Thanks a lot, Mom!'
"Here and happy birthday Rabbit! Here's a brand new car, you can have it. A 1928 Delta..."
This shit won't even get me to the shelter
And I can't even stand for mowtown
Cuz i'm back in the 810 now

Cos i live at home in a trailer
Mom i'm coming home to you

"Stimulate" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS


"Stimulate"


Psst... hey, listen!
Lalalalala! I love my job. Whoo! Makes me feel like Superman!
Can you fly? I can. Wanna see?

[Chorus]
I'm only entertaining you
My goal is to stimulate, making you high
And take you and I
To a place you can't see
But I believe you can fly
I don't mean nobody harm, I'm just partying
I'm not your dad, not your mom, not your guardian
Just a man who's on the mic
So let me entertain you...


[Eminem]
My lyrical content is constantly under fire
No wonder why I constantly bomb back
To combat attacks with constant concepts
When lyrics are constantly took outta context
Failure to communicate with congress has
Been a problem for the longest, I guess
But maybe one day we can make some progress
Food for thought - see how long it takes to digest
Feeling good when I should be ashamed
Sh*t, I really should've fell but I stood
See I came like a flame in the night
Like a ghost in the dark; there's a ray, there's a light
There's a hope, there's a spark
But when planets collide they'll never see eye to eye
Until they decide to set their differences aside
And this is why only one of us will survive
So children follow my lead and feel the vibe, cause

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
My music can be slightly amusing
You shouldn't take lyrics so serious, it might be confusing
Just trying to seperate the truth from entertainment
It's stupid, ain't it? I get sick of trying to explain it
See I could sit and argue with you but it goes beyond
Just being a snot, pointy-nosed bleach-blond
Cause I came here to uplift; let your woes be gone,
Tell 'em to get fu*ked and just mosie on
Constantly moving, constantly using the constitution
As a form of restitution
Bless the children, nothing less than brilliant
Let me entertain you like Robbie Williams
I'll be here when y'all are gone, rebuilding,
World revolving, still evolving, still Slim
How many kids'll copy? Probably millions,
But I'ma do this as a fu*king hobby till then, cause

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
My lyrical content contains subject matter
That sucks up all these fu*ked up young kids
At an alarming rate; common denominate
Add it up and you'll see just why I dominate
I try to stimulate but kids emulate,
And mimmick every move you make - "Slim, you great!"
But wait, can't you see I'm only here to entertain?
I gotta be the one to go against the grain
Cause man, I see it, feel it, live it, but it's inhumane
For me to see you be influenced but pretend you ain't
But they don't understand that I've been through pain
If you get to know me I could be a friend you gain
But you can't just stand there and try to judge
It hurts but you're jealousy probably tears you up inside as much
And it's such a pleasure, every button that I touch
I treasure every glutton that I punish in my lust, but

[Chorus]

"Run Rabbit Run" LYRICS EMINEM

Eminem LYRICS

"Run Rabbit Run"

Some days I just wanna up and call it quits,I feel like I’m surrounded by a wall of bricks,Everytime I go to get up I just fall in piss,My life’s like one great big ball of shit,If I could just put it all in all I spit,Instead I always try to swallow it,Instead of staring at this wall and shit,While I sit writers block sick of all this shit,Cant call it shit, all I know is I’m about to hit the wall,If I have to see another one of mom’s alchaholic fits,This is it, last straw, thats all, thats it,I ain’t dealing with another fucking politic,I’m like a stewin bubble in him, till it filters up,I’m about to kill it, I can feel it building up,Blow this building up, I’ve been sealed enough,My cup run it over I’ve been filled up,But then explosion bust and spills my guts,You think all I do is stand here and feel my nuts,But I’m a show you what, you gonna feel my rush,You don’t feel it then it must be too real to touch,Feel to touch, I’m about to tear shit up,Goosebumps, yeah I’m make your hair sit up,Yeah sit up, I’m a tell you who I be,I’m make you hate me cause you ain’t me,You aint, it ain’t to late to finally see,What you close minded fucks were too blind to see,Whoever find me, is gonna get a finders fee,Out this world and ain’t no one out there mind as me,You need peace of mind, well here’s a piece of mine,All I need’s a line but sometimes,I don’t always find the words to rhyme,To express how I’m really feeling at that time,Yeah sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, just sometimes,Its always me, how dark can these hallways be,The clock stikes midnight, 1, 2, then half past 3,This half ass rhyme with this half ass piece of paper, (tear)I’m desperate at my desk if I could just get the rest,Of this shit off my chest, again, stuck in this slum,Cant think of nothing, fuck I’m stumped,But wait here comes something,Nope, it’s not good enough, scribbel it out, new pad,Krinkel it up and throw that shit out,I’m fisseling now thought I had figured it out,Ball’s in my court but I’m scared to dribbel it out,But I’m afraid, why am I afaid, why am I a slave to this trade,Sign that I’ll spit to the grave, real enough to rawl you up,What me to flip it I can rip it any style you want,I’m a switch, yeah a bitch, jimmy smith ain’t a quitter,I’m a sit here till I get enough,For me to finally hit a fucking boiling point,Put some oil in your joints,Flip the coin bitch come get destroyed,An mc’s worst dream I make them tense since they hate me,See me and shake like a shangeling fence,By the looks of them you would swear yours was comming,By the scream of them you would swear I’m sawing something,By the way they running you would swear the law was coming,Its now or never tonight is all or nothing,Momma, jimmy keep leaving on us, he said he’d be back,He pinky promised, I don’t think he’s honest,I be back baby I just got to beat this clock,Fuck this clock, I’m make them eat this watch,Dont believe me watch, I’m a win this race,And I’m a come back and rub my shit in your face,Bitch I found my neck, you gonna hear my voice,Till you sick of it you ain’t gonna have a choice,If I gotta scream till I have half a lung,If I have half a chance I grab it, rabbit run...

"Off the Wall" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS


"Off the Wall"
(feat. Redman)


[Eminem]
No matter what people say
I'm gonna keep rapping this way
No matter what you may think
I'm gonna keep doing my thing

[Eminem]
I'm almost as famous as fat bald men
Decided to write songs to teach Musketeers to sing
I stick Britney Spears in a room full of mirrors
So she gets fifty years of bad luck [crash]
Causing terror to Christina Aguilera
When I grab her by the hair and drag her across the Sahara
Beware of this rap terrorist with a therapist
With a hair up his ass like a rabbit crawled in his pants
Gotta have it, I hold Tylenol in his hands
'til it melts in his fucking palms and dissolves in his glands
(So who is it?)
The fool who visit the playground
With two biscuits to lay down the school district
Get pistol whipped with a Mauseburg
With a pistol grip and fed pitbulls shit
Sniff glue sticks like I give two shits
If I get too rich, I just get sued

[Redman]
Yo, I leave with no injure, after I blow four in you
One handstand on top of your ninja
Crash it, (ERRRR) Doc stir the madness
'til you all outta work like Tony Atlas
Walking, cans in the laundry basket
America's most with the army after us
Fuck flossing, we take what's yours
A low fifteen like a ace in four
I'm outta work, but Doc laid them off
(shit, the power's out)
The tape is off
Yo, you targeted from arsonists
Papermate pens filled with arsenic
I got hoes that don't know what Prada is
Doc could shape up, touch your barber miss
Betty you with a bloody blade
I turn rap camps into Crystal Lake
Fuck bitches face is what I'm gonna do
'Cause that what white boy Tano do

[Eminem]
So how is everybody doing tonight?
Hope you're in the mood to get drunk and scream in a fight
'Cause uh, we getting down for the fuck of it
So suck my dick if you all don't wanna bump to this... Off the Wall!!

[Redman]
Yo, so how is everybody feeling tonight?
Hope you're in the mood to get rude and ill in a fight
'Cause uh, we getting down for the fuck of it
So suck my dick if you don't wanna bump... Off the Wall!!

[Eminem]
No matter what people say
I'm gonna keep rapping this way
No matter what you may think
I'm gonna keep doing my thing

[Redman]
Yo, you could buy Jaz spittin', hospital, son admit it
Rip your lips off, kiss my ass with it
Slap bitches, got Marshall Maths [printing]
Weed, X, and the acid tabs did it
I'm "What's happening?" with no "Rerun"
Doc Rob "Deniro" when the "Heat" come
My barrel hang out the Camaro
Aimed at the nose of them hoes it's hard to breathe from
Flash the gat, your town, bogardin'
Your wallet, your chain the main target
Beef is like cold engine, don't start it
Bust in the air and hit a airplane pilot
We clowned you, rap surround sounds around you
From ten speed and brown shoe
Doc and Eminem, cock the M & M
Blood flows with 2Pacalypse and them

[Eminem]
It's like, Funk Doctor meets the punk rocker
Got the drugs stopped inside the lunch box [uh]
Pop junk like I just got jumped
Popped the trunk and pulled out the shotgun pump
Knock wood, it's all good, thank God for Vodka
'Cause with my luck, I'll probably get shot by a stalker
Probably got a fanatic waiting upstairs in the attic
With an automatic calling me up there
My man Stan with a gat in his hand
Staking my house out in a tan tinted Sedan
He pull your mouth out 'til you can't finish a damn
Ham sandwich, or your can spinach and Spam
'til you gotta sip through a straw, shoplifted a mall
Pictures of me on my mom's living room wall
Hey ma, maybe I'll give you a call
Sike you fucking bitch, suck a dick and two balls
I'm giving you all my job descript'
which is to piss bitches and priest off with this
Pop more pills than police officers
Arrive at the scene and pull me off of Kim
Teeth off my dick, hands off my balls
But you all can kiss my ass, pants off and all
'Cause I'm so goddamn off the wall
I might as well as be a painting smashed on the floor

[Redman]
So how is everybody feeling tonight?
Hope you're in the mood to get rude and ill in a fight
Cause uh, we getting down for the fuck of it
So suck my dick if you don't wanna bump to this... Off the Wall!

[Eminem]
So how's everybody doing tonight?
Hope you're in the mood to get drunk and scream in a fight
Cause uh, we getting down for the fuck of it
So suck my dick if y'all don't wanna bump to this... Off the Wall!

[Eminem]
No matter what people say
I'm gonna keep rapping this way
No matter what you may think
I'm gonna keep doing my thing
No matter what people say
I'm gonna keep doing my thing
No matter... oh

"Nail In The Coffin" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS


"Nail In The Coffin"


[Eminem]
This motherfucker man, just won't shut up will you?
Talk about I owe you, bitch you owe me
I'm promoting you right now
Man lets put the nail in his coffin

[Chorus]
I dont want to be like this
I dont really want to hurt no feelins
But Im only bein real when I say nobody wants to hear their grandfather rap
Old men have heart attacks
and I dont want to be responsible for that so
Put the mic down and walk away
You can still have a little bit of dignity

[verse 1]
I would never claim to be no Ray Benzino
an 83 year old fake Pachino
So how can he hold me over some balcony
without throwin his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me
Please dont, youl probably fall with me
and our asses will both be history
But then again youl'll finally get your wish
cuz youl be all over the street like 50 Cent
Fuckin punk pussy fuck you chump
gimme a one-on-one see if I dont fuck you up
Tryin to jump the Ruff Ryders and they cut you up
And you put Jada on a track thats how much you suck
dick in the industry, swear that you in the streets hustlin
You sit behind a fuckin desk at The Source butt-kissin
and beggin motherfuckers for guest appearences
and you can even get the clearances cuz real lyricists
dont even respect you or take you serious
Its not that we dont like you, we hate you - period
Talk about a mid-life crisis damn
last week you was shakin Obie Trice's hand
Now hes a busta? What the fucks with that?
Get on a track dissin us kissin 50's ass
and askin me what I know about inditements-bite me
bitch I got two cases, and probation - fight me!
What do I know about standin in front of a judge like a man
ready to take whatever sentence he hands
What you know about your wife slicin her wrists
right in front of the only thing you have in this world - a little girl?
And I put that on her, when this is all over
I would never try to make her a star and eat off her
I dont know shit about no shoppin rocks
But what you know about hip-hop shops rockin spots?
When your the only white boy in that bitch just rippin
pressin up your own flyers and your stickers stickin
them bitches up after spendin six hours at Kinkos
Just makin copys of your covers of cassette singles
and sell them out the trunk of your Tracer
Spendin your whole paycheck at Disc Makers
What you know about bein bullied over half your life?
Oh thats right, you know what thats like, your half white
Vanilla Ice,spill the beans and rice, Im eaten you alive inside
Jesus Christ, if your that much of a gangster, put the mic down
You should be out killin motherfuckers right now
Kill a motherfucker dead, kill'em dead bitch
Shoot'em in the fuckin head, go ahead bitch
Slap my mom, slap the f*ck outa her!
She cant sue you, she wouldnt get a buck out of you
Cuz your broke as fuck you suck your a fuckin joke
If you was really sellin coke, well then what the fuck
you stop for dummy? If you slew some crack
you'd make alot more money than you do from rap
You never had no security, you'll never be famous
You'l never now what its like to be rich, lifes a bitch aint it?
Raymond, here, let me break this shit down in lamens
terms for you just to make sure that you can understand this
and Canibus they usin too many complicated fuckin words for you
Here then let me slow it down for you
so you can understand if I say it slower:
Let it go dawg it's over

[Chorus]

[Eminem talkin]
Haha
Talkin bout I have motherfuckers callin your crib
bitch you aint even got a fuckin crib
You aint even got a fuckin phone, fuckin Bum
Threatened to shut me down at your little fuckin Source magazine
if I come back then you would attack me, bitch you attacked me first
take it like a man and shut the fuck up
and fuck your little magazine too
I dont need your fuckin magazine, I got XXL number anywayz
And yall cant stand it cuz there gettin bigger than yall
oh, and by the way, howed I look on the VMAs?
When you was watchin me from whatever fuckin TV you was watchin me from in Boston
The mean streets of Boston, fuckin sissy
Like you got us scared in the motherfucker, suck our motherfuckin dicks
Oh, and for those thats dont know, dont get it twisted yo, the Source has a white owner

"My Name is" (Radio/Video Edit) LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"My Name is" (Radio/Video Edit)

[Chorus: repeat 2X]

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)My name is.. [scratches] Slim ShadyHi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

Ahem.. excuse me!Can I have the attention of the class for one second?

[Eminem]Hi kids! Do you like Primus? (Yeah yeah!)Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?Try {'cid} and get messed up worse that my life is?My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straightbut I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to {impregnate}And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"Well since age twelve, I've felt like a caged elfwho stayed to himself, in one space, chasin his tail (blalblalblabla)Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips offKissed em and said, "I ain't know silicone was 'sposed to be this soft"I'm bout to pass out and crash, and fall in the grassfaster than a fat man who sat down too fastC'mere lady! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)I don't give a damn, Dre sent me to tick the world off!

[Chorus]

[Eminem]My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Damn!)Thanks a lot.. next semester, I'll be thirty-fiveI smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a staplerand told him to change the grade on the paper (Now!)Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped upServed the bartender, then walked out with a tip cupExtraterrestrial, runnin over pedestriansin a spaceship while they're screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied toI just found out my mom does more {dope} than I doI told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapperMake a record about doin {drugs} and name it after her (Here mom!)You know you blew up when the women rush your standsand try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, {ASSHOLE!}'

[Chorus]

[Eminem]Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to dieI'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried aliveAm I comin or goin? I can barely decideI just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)All my life I was very deprivedI ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hideClothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)I spit when I talk, I'll {fuck} anything that walks (C'mere)When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fitsHOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO {TITS!} (WAH!)I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulleproof vest on and tap myself in the head (BANG!)I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)Ask him if he bought a porno mag and seen my ad

[Chorus]

"My Name Is (Bootleg Version)" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS


"My Name Is (Bootleg Version)"


[Chorus: repeat 2X]

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?

[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
The only problem was my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

[Chorus]

"Murder Murder (Remix)" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Murder Murder (Remix)"

[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 4X)]

It's murder she wrote (it's murder she wrote)It wasn't nuttin for her to be smoked (for her to be smoked)

[Eminem]Left the keys in the van, with a gat in each handWent up in Eastland and shot a policemanFuck a peace plan, if a citizen bystandsthe shit is in my hands, here's yo' lifespanAnd for what yo' life's worth, this money is twice thanGrab a couple grand and lamp in IcelandSee I'm a nice man but money turned me to SatanI'm thirsty for this green so bad I'm dehydratinHurry up with the cash bitch, I got a ride waitinShot a man twice in the back when he tried skatinI want the whole pie, I won't be denied nathanMaybe I need my head inside straightenedBrain contemplatin, clean out the registerDip before somebody catches yaor gets your description and sketches yaThe connection was the prime suspectBut I ain't set to flee the scene of the crime just yetCause I got a daughter to feedAnd $200 ain't enough to water the seedThe best thing would be for me to leave Taco Bell and hit up Chess KingAnd have the lady at the desk bringmoney from the safe in the back, stepped in wavin the MacCooperate, and we can operate, and save an attackThis bitch tried escapin the jackGrabbed her by the throat, it's murder she wroteYou barely heard a word as she chokedIt wasn't nuttin for her to be smokedBut I slammed her on her back til her vertebrae brokeJust then the pigs bust in yellin "Freeze"But I'm already wanted for sellin ki'sAnd bunch of other felonies from A to Z like spellin beesSo before I dropped to the ground and fell on kneesI bust shots, they bust backHit be square in the chest, wasn't wearin a vestLeft the house, pullin out the drive backin outBlew the back end out this lady's Jag, started blackin outPulled the Mac-10 out, stuck it in her faceShut your yackin mouth, 'fore I blow the brain from out the back ya scalpDrug her by her hair, smacked her upThinkin fuck it, mug her while you're there, jacked her upStole her car, made a profitGrabbed the tape from out the deck and offed it out the windowLike the girl in "Set It Off" didJetted off kid, stole the whip, now I'm a criminalDrove it through somebody's yard, dove into they swimmin poolClimbed out and collapsed on the patioI made it out alive but I'm injured badly thoughParents screamin: "Son, go in and call the policeTell em there's a crazy man disturbing all of the peace!"Tried to stall him at least long enough to let me leap upRun in they crib and at least leave with some little cheap stuffActin like they never seen nobody hit a ;ick beforeSmashed the window, grabbed the Nintendo 64When they sell out in stores the price triplesI ran up the block jumpin kids on tricyclesand collided with an 80-year old lady with groceriesThere goes cheese, eggs, milk and Post ToastiesStood up and started to see starsToo many siren sounds, it seemed like a thousand police carsBarely escaped, must-a been some dumb luckJumped up and climbed the back of a movin dump truckBut I think somebody seen me maybePlus I lost the damn Nintendo and I musta dropped the Beanie BabyFuck it I give up, I'm surrounded in blue suitsCame out with a white flag hollerin "TRUCE TRUCE"and surrendered my weapon to copsWasn't me! It was the gangster rap and the peppermint Schnapps

[Chorus]

[Chorus (repeats again to fade)]

"Love Me" Lyrics Eminem

Eminem Lyrics

"Love Me Lyrics" (feat. Obie Trice, 50 Cent)

[Verse 1: Obie Trice]You don't see me in the hoodIt's cause I'm doing this man

Niggas, I'm still grinding, (yeah...)I'm still hearing those sirens,I'm still getting chased by those lights,Only the light's mine and my mic's onAnd my time is none because I'm writing more,And I ain't here to meet a soul in this buisness,I'm here to eat, speak, until these hoes feel this, (for sure...)and I can't let y'all derail me man, I got young Kobe, homie, you gotta let go of Obiecause Obie be back, (ain't goin' nowhere man...)We got them craps going onand that yak going on,soon as a nigga touch down back from tourin',It's whateva, put that on the chedda man,but in the meantime, it's Jimmy Ivene time,chase cheese, rhyme till my voice give out,this is it my nigga, this what we boast about,Now I'm here so shut your motherfuckin mouthAnd show me love bitch..

[CHORUS: Obie Trice]I just wanna love you for the rest of my life, (I dont love you bitch)I wanna hold you in the morning, (Ha)hold you through the night (Hahaha)

I just wanna love you for the rest of my life, (We wanna love alcohol, we wanna love guns,)I wanna hold you in the morning, (we wanna love money)hold you through the night.. (Ha) (we don't wanna love bitches though)

[Verse 2: Eminem]There's a certain mystique when I speak,that you notice that it's sorta unique,cause you know it's me, my poetry's deep,and I'm still matic the way I flow to this beat,you can't sit still, it's like tryin to smoke crackand go to sleep, I'm strapped,just knowing any minute I could snap,I'm the equivalent of what would happen if Bush rapped,I bully these rappers so bad lyrically,it ain't even funny, I ain't even hungry,it ain't even money, you can't pay me enoughfor you to play me, it's cockamamie,you just ain't zany enough to rock with Shady,my noodle is cockadoodle, my clocks cuckoo,I got screws loose, yeahhh, the whole kitten-kaboodle,I'm just brutal. It's no rumor, I'm numero uno, assume it,there's no humor in it no more, you knowI'm rollin with a swollen bowling ball in my bag,you need a fag to come and tear a new hole in my assyou better love me bitch

[CHORUS:]I just wanna love you for the rest of my life,I wanna hold you in the morning,hold you through the night

[Obie Trice:](and all the bitches say)

I just wanna love you for the rest of my life,I wanna hold you in the morning,hold you through the night

[Verse 3: 50 Cent]my buzz is crazy in the hood, they holla my name,if it ain't about the flow,it's about the stones and the chain,if I was you, I'd love me too,I roll like a bus, 9-11 pulse same color as cranberry sauce,I ain't gonna front, I thought R-Kelly was tha shit,then we find out he fucking round with bow wow bitch,niggas eatin popcorn, right, rewinding the tape,now shorty momma in the precinct hollerin rape,i'm convinced man something really wrong with these hoes,I thought Lil' Kim was hot then she start fucking with her nose, (God Damn)used to listen to Lauren Hill and tap my feet,then the bitch put out a CD that didn't have no beats, (uh-huh)that boy D'Angelo he determined not to fail,that nigga went butt-ass for his record to sell,my back shot to help Ashanti hit them high notes,and Big Ben told Charlie to deepthroat

[CHORUS:]I just wanna love you for the rest of my life,I wanna hold you in the morning, (I luv'a burnish the monies, the bunnies)hold you through the night(I just wanna hold you

I just wanna love you for the rest of my life, I wanna hold you in the morning,(I just wanna love you)hold you through the night

"Just Rhymin Wit Proof" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Just Rhymin Wit Proof" (feat. Proof of D-12)

[Eminem]Are we supposed to shut up or talk...I'll cut your butt up and walk...Around with my ass showing all over the fuckin town

[Proof]....Then You get done up in chalkYo....

[Eminem]We ready...we ready .. we ready.. we ready ?Ready to hold it steady....Speakin of hold it steady....You can hold my nuts steady and then....I can stick my dick in you like a machette...If you're a girl...If you're a girl then you're my world...And I will kill anybody...That means... you, her or himIt doesnt matter cuz I'm EminemAnd I'm Slim...I'm also slim and your future's Whim

[Proof]Ha ha....don't stopD-12 y'all...yea we bust it off the topWe get in that ass Preparation-H styleKnock more boots than that group H-Town (Booo!)Everybody tryina tell us to wait nowYou look dumb as fuck...Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown (hahaha)Tryin to dance aroundHow the fuck it feel lock in hand set nowSever your style .. Divide and ParishPart ish...when my cart is bustin thru this...Wassup to Bizzare KidTargets get hit and liftoffHere it is we bout to rip offLick shots...no time...we gettin dick snotEmzy...

[Eminem]Speakin of lift off....I'm blastin off...your ass is soft...so I'm startin to jack offCuz I'm so horny...and your lyrics are so cornyThat they bore me and I woke up too late this morningOr too early...wait a minute there goes Shirley...The girly I fucked last year when her hair was curly Couldnt remember it cuz I was InfiniteAnd I met ken Kaniff in ConnecticutHe said his predicits and pronouns and wanted to throw downAnd he said òÀÜI like youòÀÝ...and then he walked up and said òÀÜ let me snake biteyouòÀÝAnd I said hell no...kicked him with my shell toe...Gave him a elbow...Ayo Proof ...go....

[Proof]Yo it's the D to the 1 - 2What you wanna get done to...Your chest plate...eradicateGet your flesh ate...easily done..Here it is...Freestyle...no need to write shit...cuz when we write shitY'all like to bite shit...that why street light up when we write stuffIt's time to be the champions at this...it's D-121-2 True crew...Slim Shady and Big proofKnockin over Igloos in Alaska when we blast yaA massacre creator, one time for dataDarker than Vader...go anybody hot as the equatorIt's time to get down one time for those that dont know usGirls wanna blow us like Monica....LewinskyCome against me...

[Eminem]Go and see I'm an invincible McIf you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince meThat you're doper than me...which we'll hopeYou would hope to be....but hopefully I will rock globalyAnd nationwide...thats why my ass is wideThats why your ass just died on the passanger side...Like a fuckin ride...when it got shot up by a drive byWhen I drove by 5 times and gave it five triesAnd still missed itI got a fuckin mental illness a gentle stillness...Violence...complete silence is what I need in the room while I freestyleWhat I need is to do...what is need is smoke weed and brewAnd......smoke brew ? You don't smoke brew...If you do I'll choke you and then I garauntee I'll out smoke youYou're crew's a joke too and i can stick my dick in a bitch and poke you....

[Proof]Stick it in there....rock with my cock on sky rockKnock ya eye out the sock...(sock)Get..(get) yeah we come to rock....(it)So don't get in the way cuz we gon drop....(shit)Now how you feel right now we bust yo..op....(tic)....(tock)We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rockThe dirty dozen is non-stop..To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop ReeboksAnd men with pre-opsYo now there is 3-Pac'sMaster P....Thug Life and now it's 2pacGet back to that one...here goes the rhyme that you dropped...

[Eminem]The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOPIn high tops and walking around like a one eyed CyclopsAnd you can't see me....I only got one eye and I can still see youYou can even give it a dumb try...If you're a dumb guy then come try thisBut I rock the microphone with my flynessSo get off my jock..get of my cock..when I sky rock ...it in sky rock..shit...bitch

[Proof]Ayo...a lot of people always try to tell us...that we gona be better or failruesBut me or slim yo you cant tell me...You try to freestyle son we gon put these verses on your LpSlow down with that old stuff....I heard the most of y'all is Mos Def

[Eminem]My Lp...my whole Lp...tha last one was screaming help meYou couldnt melt me if you was Vanilla Ice...Yo guess what....My NuuuuuuuuutzHere I go with the lyrical miracle...spiritual spirital...you dont wanna hear it thoI rickety rock the micrphoneDon't do it dont do it cuz that shit is stupid...I knew itI take a beat and loop it...i take a beat and troop itWhat the fuck did that mean...I dont know but i got phat jeans onAnd I already said that but I dont know where my head's atAll I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed's at

[Proof]yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch EaseY'all dont want none of tha dirty Deez>From the 3-1 its for the three of thirdsOne third Mc yo we smoke y'all like herbsUnder the curb early morn take it to born Y'all get broke up...put back together ...re-enacmentSome times you see this...you just a faggotNo need to tag it...wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart

[Eminem]Faggot....uh oh...was that homophobic...But no one knows it...and I'm so homophobic I wont even throw clothes in the ClosetFuck it...I've lost it....I'm holocausted...see my face it's written all acrossed itThis beer makes me wanna disappear this yearI'm so high I'm bout to die...and I'm so tired I'm bout to fryYou're so fired you're down

[Proof]Hey....it's me...it's the hamster man...Coming all the way from Amsterdam....And I come to tell you all a little secret.....So you can ........eat it ....you got to grab your crackers{mumbling}

[Eminem]Quit spittin your writ shit bitch I'll kill you and kick you In your motherfuckin dick and your clit...you little pussyHermaphardite with no apettiteAnd you aint rappin right but you was taking rapid bitesOf my dick when you was on it...my brain is hauntedI walk up in a place in a t shirt wit my stains on itBut i dont give a damn...give a fuck...give a shit...give a hellgive a piss give a dick give a lick

[Proof]Yea....live and direct it's usYou better back up...

[Eminem]You better back up before I jack offBack off before I jack off

[Proof]You better back off before he jack off (laughing)You better back off before I jack off

[Eminem]Colder than Jack Frost...smack you across your faceWhile I'm still jackin offSittin in the closet beatin my shitAint got nuttin else to do cuz I'm thinkin of a bitchWait a minute ...oh shit she's here...Look who walked in the door....come in it's Britney Spears(Ken Kaniff)Oh....come here little girlcome here little girl

[Eminem]What happened? (I dunno)We stopped rappin (Oh it's Clappin)Gun clappin...and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum offWhen I come off with the drum offWhatever the hell that meant...but I can still speak wit a accentA french accent Excuse my french but Suck my dick touche le le poo...uhh....bitch

[Proof]Bonjuor...I'm here with the cure...Oh yea lets rock it for the drawerHey Em...how you doin this is me...The Em jock...get off my...Damn cock .....laughing....

"Invasion (The Realest)" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS


"Invasion (The Realest)"


"So let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around, what is this?"

[scratching] What is this? what is this?

[Intro]
The Invasion! (Invasion yeah)
Green Lantern! the infiltration, we comin'! (yeah)

[Bridge: Eminem]
I got 50 Cent, I got G-Unit
D-Tweezy in this bitch, wit Obie Trice!
So watch what you say, 'fore you call our name
Cause you say one more thing and it won't be nice!

[Verse: Eminem]
Whoa, here we go, I shoulda' known
I was bound to get pulled into some bullshit
Sooner or later you little haters
Are too jealous of us to love us
You hate it G-Unit made it and Obie's coming
D-Tweezy's coming you're sick to your stomach
50 percent of it's 50 cent
The other 50 percent of it's who's color of skin it is
But if you even considerin' taking our label down
You better find our building and fly a fucking plane into it
But I ain't trying to get too intricate into it
I'm just trying to you give you a little hint for your own benefit
Cause then it's gonna get to the point
Where it escalates to some other shit
Then I'm a flip, then I'm a get to
"Stomping in my Air Force Ones"
But you won't be able to tell
If it's two pairs or it's one
It's just gonna feel like so many feet kicking you
You'd think Nike just made these into cleats in this shoe
I don't know what it is or what it could be
But I get a woody when these pussies try to push me
Thinking they gonna put me in a position to pickle me
Y'all tickle me pink
I think I'd just rather have Pink tickle me
Hickory dickory dock, tickety tock tickety
A little bit of the diggedy doc diggedy
Mixed with a little bit of the
Jigga-Ja-Jigga
Wit a small pinch of Biggie
Look at me, I'm just the bomb diggedy

[Chorus: Eminem]
We the realest label
Don't try to act like you don't feel our label
Cause we gon' fuck around and kill your label
Obie, D-Tweezy, G-Unit, 50, Shady Record,
We the label fa' sho!

We the realest label
Don't try to act like you don't feel our label
Cause we gon' fuck around and steal your paper
Obie, D-Tweezy, G-Unit, 50,
We gon' kill your fuckin' label fa' sho!

[Eminem]
Shady in the place to be see
And I got what it takes to +Roc The Mic+ right!
Still watch what you say to me punk
Cause I'm off probation in less than six months [gun cocked]

[Outro]
Haha, Shady Records
Still Aftermath, and don't think we don't
Hear you motherfuckers talkin'!
Cause we do and we see y'all
We just gon' sit back for a minute
While I see what the FUCK y'all do

"Hellbound (H&H Remix)" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Hellbound (H&H Remix)" (feat. J-Black, Masta Ase)

[Announcer]Welcome back, to the stage of history

[Eminem]Yo.. Slim Shady!Yo.. I'll fuckin.. I'll..I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)Battle? I'm too weeded to speak toThe only key that I see to defeat youwould be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat youand force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoeI'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse you'll think I pulled the fuckin ground out from underneath you (Bitch!) I ain't no fuckin G, I'm a cannibal I ain't tryin to shoot you, I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat youWrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattressCoke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)Fuck the planet, until it spins on a broken axisI'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casketto fill it full of explosive gassesand close it back with a lit match in it while I sit back and just hope it catches Blow you to fragmentsLaugh, roll you and smoke the ashes

[Chorus: J-Black (repeat 2X)]

I see the light at the endBut every time I take a step, it gets dimTell me is this hell we're livin in?If so, heaven's got to be betterBut if we're hellbound, whatever, let's go down

[J-Black]Am I the worst? Because I, never go to church (never)I run a red light then sideswipe a hearseI'ma drink 'til my liver rot, see the docLeave the E.R., then hit a bar for a liquor shot, 'til the liver spotOne day we all gon' dieBut when I die, I'ma be so highthat I'ma get up and walk, leavin the concrete barewith the chalk outline still thereI smoke 'til I choke and I sex a lotI got a cross on my chain but it's just a rockNow if I pray everynight (night)Do I still have to hold my trey very tight?You feel me God? I done did so much shit while on EarthI smoke, I drink, I curse, and to make matters worseI bust my gun first, and then I chat with your corpseSince way back, I was one to never like back-talkSee me at the pearly gates in line, wearin a NordfaceNickle nine at my waist, God done lost faithAngels greet me but I don't reply backJust show me to my quarters, and oh yeah, where's Thai at?

[Chorus 1/2]

[Announcer]Maxie was seriously wounded but the soul still burnsFinal battle, fight!

[Masta Ace]Analyze the strength of my game, like Lee CorsoCall me a lost soul, with a vest on my torsoAnd of course, yo, y'all know I'm no stranger to dangerLike Christ in a manger, feel a whole range of my angerI breathe down shit so hard you can see soundAnd beat down these rap clowns in like three roundsMy pen 'bout as sharp as a dagger, walk with a swaggerTie your wife to the back of a black Jag and I drag herTen blocks, untie the bitch and I still bag herGive her a smack in the ass and a six pack of lagerMy shit go as deep and as dark as a train tunnelMy flows spill like usin the wrong end of a funnelEveryday I grow more older, and more colderFly you to Colorado, roll you over with a BoulderI know you want to retaliate but you won't dareCause you fuckin with some niggaz like this who just don't care

[Chorus]

[J-Black]But every time I take a step, it gets dim..Tell me is this hell we're livin in?Haha..

[Announcer]Time's up!You lose!

"Hailie's Revenge" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS


"Hailie's Revenge"


[2Pac]
Get on yo knees nigga, get on yo knees and pray

[radio tuning in]

[Ja Rule]
Em, you claim ya mother's a crackhead and kim is a known slut so what's Hailie gon' be when she grows up?

[Em & Hailie]
[E] AH-HA! Yeah! C'mon!
G-g-g-g G-Unit! Hailie
[H] What?
[E] Come here baby, bring daddy his Oscar
[H] Okay
[E] We're gonna shove it up Ja Rule's ass!
[H - laughs]

[Vesre 1]
[Swift]
I'm about to get rid of some hoes, it's simple
I'm quick to murder ink with lead and talkin' bout a pencil
Lookit what the fuck you done got into
I see you found yo niche, you just a bitch wit a menstrol
Claimin' you a murderer and you spelled it wrong
You put 'e' before the 'd' cuz that's all you on
You on Pac's dick, you a regular guy
If Pac was still alive you would never get by
All you do is cry, bitch keep it real
Life is more than imitating niggaz and eatin' pills
And kind of muthafucka ruins three deals
That another nigga got you, they didn't see skills
And I ain't playin', you a brother gettin' cheated
And Ja Rule be prayin' on his cover cuz he need it
And all you niggaz hatin', shut you mouths
It's just that real niggaz ain't buyin' that shit y'all put out
[Obie Trice]
Do-ra-mi, but we don't sing muhfuckas
So Murder Inc. do ya thing muhfuckas
You've unleashed on a team who expects nothin' less
Than R&B comin' from that regime
Regime it's a little extreme
Neck and necks with soldiers, muhfuckin' Marines
Ja sold his soul to sing
Weave eye-witness team on the tv screen, chase the greed
Now that you've embraced the green
Don't fuck with the triple beams
You's a muthafuckin actor slash Pac impersonatin' rapper
Slash Billie Holliday how it happen?
Artist for Repetuar saw him in action
Pac assassination Def Jam grabbed him
Told him reinact him, you go platinum
They seen it for sure, I know that Afina Shakur
Don't enjoy Jeffery Atkins reinactin' her boy
So I'm click-clackin' this toy
Mash and destroy, Shady
Aftermath and Detroit muthafuckas

[Chorus]
[Eminem]
Do-ra-me, fa-so-la-ti-da
Don't blame me cuz you lost your boss's spot
Mama-say-mama-sa-ma-macosa
Ja quit playin' knock it off you're not 2Pac
Don't make me, too hot and you're not
Shootin' at me, with the only shot you got
Ja quit playin' knock it off you're not 2Pac
You'll get popped poppin' all that shit you pop

[Verse 2]
[Kuniva]
Now we can get past the mean mugs and get to the slugs
To the greivance and the cryin' and the intimate hugs
We don't take you serious nigga you shook you half of a half-way crook, get off X dick, go sing a hook nigga
And you can't replace the late greal one
And when you gone you only gon' be the late fake one
Nigga please, stick to the script
before the guns stick to the clip, and Benzino you ain't shit but a bitch
Fuckin' old ass ignorant innocent lookin' senior citizen
Built up, slap you like Grimace, all sensitive
Wait a minute, hold on
Is it me or do he look like a banana with braids and clothes on?
A bitch made man, now how you gonna connect with them short ass arms like a tyrannasaurus rex?
You niggaz can scream holler and curse
Go ahead and respond and pull that pen and pad up outta ya purse
[Proof]
Slim did it simple to get at the wankstas
He told me to let loose and spit at the gangstas
What up Gotti and this little war you pushed on
But you ?? the ?? for sucking your ??
What's wrong? Didn't think we strong with real niggaz?
Roll like a boss in the streets they still feel us
It's real business you ain't caught the concept
You talkin' nonsense to walk and find press
Contact was blown by Munsetta in The Source
Threaten at the boss you gon' see me on ya porch
Now Irv got the nerve to try to serve on us
But Detroit niggaz ?? and ain't scurred to bust
[Kon Artis]
Word to my nigga Bugs, punks like you get beat up
Stomped unconcious and smacked with the heater
This rap cookie monster gets jabbed in the tonsils with dicks so much that he should be fixed with a vagina
Who's behind ya? Cadillic Pac or that transvestite who dress like a Lil Kim fox, her chest like a little windbox
press tight on the trigger of this glock
Swallow that little shit you got left to help you eat
You knock Pac's songs without love to help you sleep
You got shot in your video tryin mock Pac
You 'Mockaveli', get your own identity

[Chorus]
[Eminem overdubs chorus]
Yeah!
Don't you never say my little girl's name in a song again!
Fuckin' punk pussy little bitch!
I'll fuck you up boy!
Never! Never in your muthafuckin life!
I'll choke the shit outchu little muthafuckin bitch!
Hailie can whip your muthafuckin ass!

[Obie Trice speaking]
That's right muthafuckas
Shay records, whatchu know about it?
Fuck Benzino, fuck Ja Rule
Nigga, this Obie Triceright here talkin to you muthafuckas
Ja Rule punk ass... Yea!
Fuckin Soul For Real ass...
Nigga that's Soul For Real,
That the nigga from Soul For Real!
Candy Rain ass nigga...
He got a deal now he rappin'
You'ont know what's... faggot ass muhfuckas
Get money to all my real niggas, man
Obie Trice, D12, G Unit, 50 Cent...
Hailie Jade!!!
[50 Cent (laughing)]

[Hailie]
Daddy is Ja Rule taller than me?
[Eminem]
No honey, you guys are the same size...

"Hail Mary 2003 (Ja Rule Diss)" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS


"Hail Mary 2003 (Ja Rule Diss)"
(feat. 50 Cent, Busta Rhymes)


[Chorus]
Come get me
Motherfuckers if you want Shady
If Pac was still here now,
He would never ride with Ja
Na, na, na, na ,na, na, na, na

[Eminem]
Makaveli rest in peace
Irv Gotti, too much Bacardi in his body
Mouth like a .12 gauge shotti

[Chorus 2x]

[Eminem]
You ain't no killer, you a pussy
That ecstasy got you all emotional and moushy
Bitches wearing rags in photos, Ja's words being quoted
In the SOURCE, stealing 'Pac's shit like he just wrote it
You loud mouth, pray to god, hoping no ones listening
See 50 coming for me, I'ma guard my, my position
No one will pay attention
To me, please Gotti, here I go
Gimme this pill, ecstasy got me feeling so
Invincible
Now all of a sudden I'm a fucking mad man who screams
Like I'm 'Pac but I'm not, enemies, Hennesy
Acting like I'm great, but I'm fake, I'm CRAZY
Sweat drip, get me off this trip, someone stop this train
Some say my brain is all corrupted, fuck from this shit
I'm stuck, I'm addicted from these drugs, I'ma quit
Saying motherfucker's name's before someone fucks me up
Ain't no pussies over here, partner, see you hell, fucker

[Eminem Sings]
Come get me
If you motherfuckers want Shady
If Pac was still here now,
He would never ride with Ja
Na, na, na, na ,na, na, na, na

Get off that E
Before you try to fuck with me
It's Aftermath here now
Shady Records got it locked
La, la, la, la , la, la, la, la

[50 Cent]
Penitentiaries is packed with promise makers
Never realized the precious time them bitch niggas is wasting
Institutionalize, my bitches bring me product by the bundles
Hustle hard from the cell, G-Unit motherfucker, WE BALLING
Catch me counting trees when I'm calling
Can you set my car, Ceo let me sip on Henessy, "Can I sips some more?"
Hell, I done been in jail, I ain't scared
Momma checking in my bedroom, I ain't there
I got a head with no screws in it
Motherfuckers think they can stop 50... they losing it
Lil' nigga named Ja, thinks he live like me
Talking about he left the hospital, took 9 like me

[50 Cent]
You living fantasies nigga
I'll Reject your Deposit
When yo lil sweet ass coming out of the closet
now he wondering why DMX blow him out
next time grown folks talking bitch close your mouth
Peep me I take this war shit deeply
Seen too many real niggas balling like these bitch niggas beat me
yous a motherfucking punk and you see me with gloves
quit scaring them fucking kids with ya ugly ass mug
and you can tell them niggas you roll with whatever you want
but you and i know whats going on Nigga pay back I know your bitch ass from way back
Witness be strap with macs You know I don't play that
All these old rappers trying to advance its all over now -- take it like a man
HAHA--Irv looking like Larry Holmes, flabby and sick
trying to play hate on my shit - man eat a fat dick
Loving this shit, thats how you made me-feeling like I got you niggas crazy, i like
Against all odds up with my dogs motherfuckers now
It'll be the realist shit I ever wrote
Against all odds, up in the studio getting blow to the truest shit i ever
spoke 21 gun salute

[Busta Rhymes:]
Hey yo I'm one of the most humble, rep the streets to the core
Hey Jeffrey, What the fuck you come involving me for?
You spent a long time coming like a bless and a check
you see 106 and park fans don't even fucking respect you
It's kinda funny, wanna be PAC wanna be fake like he thug
running around talking shit that he ain't even capable of
now let me OFF this cock sucker watch me handle you nigga
If i recall Violator use to manage you nigga then took a closer look and
realized you was an empostor theres never been a Violator on a Murda Inc rosta. Dumb ass
now who shoot? -- Ah made you look, you said Busta singing the same old hook, You Stupid
if yall shoot I take a look at ya man the bitch shot himself in front of Def Jam
Chedda Bob ass nigga start adjusting ya plan
you let the streets down nigga - Apologize to ya fans
watch ya pull a lil stunt like we ain't know where you are ya lil faggot
desperate be trying while we establish a buzz I know the shit is driving you crazy You wondering how
The streets ain't never want you Beatrice what you gonna do now?
Now if you wanna beef with me, then I'm beefing with you
I think about the game and what its like and "WHAT WOULD IT BE WITHOUT YOU"
You finished I ain't trying to repeat this just because I'm cool shouldn't
take my kindness for weakness

[Busta speaking in background]
Ooh shit ha ha That was fun Next time you got a problem with me, Address me
before you try to make the shit a public issue homie, I'm return back to my regular
self and have fun again
-One

"Bump Heads" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Bump Heads" (feat. 50 Cent, G-Unit)

[50 Cent] Yeah, Shady, Hahahaha G G G G G G G G-Unit

[Eminem] Here we go again

[50 Cent] Does it make you mad when I switch my flow? You can't understand how I get my dough 50 Cent I'm on fire cause Shady said so I'm on fire

Everybody's in a rush try to get the throne I just get on the track and try to set the tone I ain't tryna use nobody as a steppin stone But don't compare me I'm better off jus' left alone And I ain't even tryna go there wit record sales I'm just tryna keep it humble and respect myself Say what up, keep steppin, and just rep D-12 Keep my nose clean, stay away from weapons, jail And livin wreckless But if you go check my belt You may see something else I used to protect myself A vest, to stop a Rueger and deflect the shells And send 'em back at you faster than they left the barrel And I don't even carry guns no more, I don't got to Got undercover cops that'll legally pop you And I done seen a lot of people cross the line But this motherfucker Ja musta lost his mind That X, got him thinkin' he was DMX Then he switched to 'Pac now he's tryna be him next So which one are you? X, Luther, Pac or Michael Juss keep singin' the same song, recycled We'd all much rather get along and fight you Me and Hailie danced to your songs we liked you And you don't really wanna step inside no mic booth C'mon now, you know the white boy'll bite you I hurt your pride dawg and you know I don't like to But I will if I have to, with syllable after syllable I just slap you Killin' you fasta than you poppin' pill afta little pill of them tabs of that shit you on

But if you want it you got it you'd bump this shit too, if we ain't diss you on it But if we lock horns we can charge harder than Busta We bump heads wit any motherfucker that wants to So whats the, deal where was all the tough talk? When I walked up to you like, Ja what up dawg? How come you didn't say you had a problem then? When you was standin' there wit all your men, we coulda solved this then I'ma grown man dawg come holla All you did was slap hands, smile and swallow, another one of them little X pills in front of me And tell me 50 Cent was everything you wanna be come on

[50 Cent] [Chorus]I know you don't want it with me You know you don't want it with me You, talk an' you soon will see You don't wanna bump heads with me I know you don't want it with me You, talk an' you soon you will see You know you don't want it with me

[Tony Yayo] You couldn't son me if my father helped you My punchlines is hot, my bars'll melt you Ja you Stuart Little, shells'll lift you Every other week I'm buyin a new pistol I clap at your ass with this chrome 38 And put six thru your hats of seven 3/8 Irv you ain't Suge Knight, you should shook night I put my knife in ya wind pipe and freeze ya on the turnpike You know and I know who took ya chain You got robbed two times so ya ass is lameI'm down to die for this shit all I need is bail You betta stick to tha movies with Steven Seigel, bitch

[50 Cent] [Chorus]I know you don't want it with me You know you don't want it with me You, talk an' you soon will see You don't wanna bump heads with me I know you don't want it with me You, talk an' you soon you will see You know you don't want it with me

[Lloyd Banks] Fuck that I'm miles away And these industry niggas startin' to get outta hand I'ma find your whereabouts by stompin' 'em out ya man Tellin' New York, even in Compton they understand I'm on the block where you was raised doin' chocolate out tha game an'... They see me more pop a boy for icey cuz I could Shootin' guns for money you probably forgot your way around the hood Bitch when you paranoid it's hard to make a song Now you want it wit' us, half your artists got to make a point Every magazine I own your on your knees takin' prayer picture And you ain't even got shot yet, you scared bitches You don't know nuttin' about what pain is sucka I'll put your ass to the ground like a train conductor, muh'fucker

[50 Cent] [Chorus]I know you don't want it with me You know you don't want it with me You, talk an' you soon will see You don't wanna bump heads with me I know you don't want it with me You, talk an' you soon you will see You know you don't want it with me

[Tony Yayo] Yeah nigga yeah Shady Aftermath G-Unit Fuck you think they call us G Unit for Cause we move units uhha Don't think we ain't billin you for this motherfucking studio time A matter a fact keep call it a 50 we'll call it even

"Bad Influence" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Bad Influence"

[Chorus One]{Just pull the plug!}People say that I'm a bad influenceI say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to itThey say I'm suicidal, teenagers' newest idol {c'mon!}C'mon do as I do, go ahead get mad and do it{Just pull the plug!}People say that I'm a bad influenceI say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to itThey say I'm suicidal, teenagers' newest idol {c'mon!}C'mon do as I do, go ahead get mad and do it{Just let it gooo!}

[Eminem]Hand me an .8, beam me up and land me in space I'ma sit on top of the world {I'm here} and shit on Brandy and MaseI'm more than illI'm scarier than a white journalist in a room with Lauryn Hill {Ahh!}Human horror filmbut with a lot funnier plot, and people that feel mecause I'ma still be Madd Rapper, whether I got money or not {yup}As long as I'm on pills, and I got plenty of potI'll be in a canoe paddlin, makin fun of your yachtBut I would like an award for the best rapper to get one mic in The Sourceand a wardrobe I can affordOtherwise I might get sent up back-strike in a FordAnd you wonder what the fuck I need more Vicadin forEverybody's pissin' me off; even the No Limit Tank looks like a middle finger sideways flippin me offNo shit I'm a great danger to my health Why else would I kill you then jump in the grave and bury myself?

[Chorus Two]{Just pull the plug!}People say that I'm a bad influenceI say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to itThey say I'm suicidal, teenagers' newest idol {c'mon!}C'mon do as I do, go ahead get mad and do it{Just let it gooo!}People say that I'm a bad influenceI say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to itThey say I'm suicidal, teenagers' newest idol {c'mon!}C'mon do as I do, go ahead get mad and do it{Just do it!}

[Eminem]I'm the illest rapper to hold the cordless, patrollin cornersLooking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quartersI'm meaner in action than Roscoe beatin James Todd Sr.across the back with vacuum cleaner attachments {Ow! Ow! Ow!}I grew up in a wild hood, as a hazardous youthwith a fucked up childhood, that I used as an excuseAnd ain't shit changed, I kept the same mindstatesince the third time that I failed 9th gradeYou probably think that I'm a negative person, don't be so sure of itI don't promote violence, I just encourage it {c'mon}I laugh at the sight of deathas I fall down a cement flight of steps {ahhhhhhhh!}and land inside a bed of spider websSo throw caution to the wind; you and a friendcan jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it againShit, why not, blow your brain out, I'm blowin mine outFuck it, you only live once, you might as well die now!

[Chorus Three]{Just let it gooo!}People say that I'm a bad influenceI say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to itThey say I'm suicidal, teenagers' newest idol {c'mon!}C'mon do as I do, go ahead get mad and do it{Just pull the plug!}People say that I'm a bad influenceI say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to itThey say I'm suicidal, teenagers' newest idol {c'mon!}C'mon do as I do, go ahead get mad and do it{Just do it!}

[Eminem]My laser disc gon' make you take a razor to your wristMake you satanistic, make you take the pistol to your face and place the clip and cock it backand let it go until your brains are rippin out your skull so bad to sew you back would be a waste of stitchesI'm not a "Role Model," I don't wanna babysit kidsI got one little girl, and Hailey Jade is Shady's businessAnd Shady's just an alias I made to make you pissed offWhere the fuck were you when Gil was paid to make me dishwash?I make a couple statements and now look how crazy shit gotYou made me get a bigger attitude than eighty Kim Scott'sAnd she almost got the same fate that Grady's bitch gotI knew that "Just the Two of Us" would make you hate me this muchAnd "Just the Two of Us," that ain't got shit to do with us and our personal life, it's just words on a micSo you can call me a punk, a pervert or a chauvinist pigBut the funny shit is that I still go with the bitch!

[Chorus Two]

"Bad Guys Always Die" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Bad Guys Always Die" (feat. Dr. Dre)

The Wild.. GothamThe Wild.. West [*BANG BANG, BANG*]Ha ha, riiiiide..

[Dr. Dre]All you see is the sun, reflectin off of the gunI'm ready for the showdown, that go down at oneSweat on my brow, let's settle it nowI'ma show you how real cowboys get downI'm polishin gold, waitin for this drama to unfoldI got a {blunt} rolledFeelin bold, gangsters blood runs coldIt's time to reload this old .45 coltThe wind's gusty, it's hot, muggy and dustyBust a couple shots, make sure I'm not rustyIt's passed noon, he should be here soonSip a little moonshine inside a saloonAll of a sudden I can hear the sound of hoofsSounds like a thousand wolvesI cock back, put the toast in the holster and frozeI pose like a poster, he's closer than closeI hold the heat sturdy, I heard he fight's dirtybut I'ma put thirty inside him and leave earlyAnd just when I went to fill him with hot leadI put the gun to his head, and this is what he said

[Eminem]You never met me, and you'll probably never see me againbut I know you - the name's Slim - you want revenge?Then don't shoot, I'm in the same boots as youI'm tellin the truth, I got a price on my head too, cause when you..

[Chorus:]

You ride like a cowboy toward the sunAnd life ain't fun, when you're on the runGot your gold and you got your gunBut life as an outlaw just begunGot your shotgun by your sideGot your horse and you got your prideYou ride til there ain't no place to hideIt's sad cause the bad guys always die

[Dr. Dre + Eminem]He was "Shady," I seen by the look on his faceHe said take ten paces {shit} I took eightSpun around and I aimed straight for the brainMy {shit} went bang but it only fired a blank, he said(You need bullets, hurry up run!) [*imitating Slick Rick*]I put a clip in the gun, and pointed at his lungsWe both drew at the same time and stood stunned(Go ahead, shoot me, but I'm not the one you want)I figured he was tellin the truth, that's why I didn't shootSo what we gon' do, it's on you(Do you recall when you and Snoop was a group?)The Chronic!(Well all we gotta do is find a map to part two)(And plus I know who's got it)Who?(Some old dude, he's got 26 plaques and he already sold two)Loaded up my saddle, got ready for battleHid two pieces of gold inside of my saddle We rolled two miles until we hit the spotAn old ghost town that everybody forgotA place where they used to smoke chronic a lotSlim grabbed the shotgun (Dre here's the plot)

[Eminem]This is the spot, they call him Doc LovelessHe's goin around sayin he took the game from us(Let's shoot him in his kneecaps, he'll never see it comin)But he ain't got no legs, they cut 'em off at the stomachHe's got mechanical legs, he spins websPlus he's well respected by the hip-hop headsOur mission - is to get him to stop layin eggsAnd we can put him on his back down a flight of steps

[Dr. Dre]I drew two guns, spun them on my fingersKicked the swingin doors in, started gun slingingI could hear somebody singin - it sounded like a "G Thang,"and a verse from "Keep Their Heads Ringin"I said "It's Dre's Day," and started to sprayAgainst 1800, he pulls a AKHollow tips started flyin every which way

[Eminem]That's when I seen Dre in trouble and came with the gaugeI fired the first shot, spun his body aroundHe hit the ground and landed upside downDre grabbed the map, the plaques and the goldI grabbed two girlies and a {blunt} that's rolled

[Chorus 2X]

Always die..The Wild.. GothamThe Wild.. West [*BANG BANG, BANG*]Ha ha, riiiiide

"Any Man" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Any Man"

[Eminem]Hi!Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your faceCame in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with MaseI laced the weed with insect repellent, better check the smellyEminem starts with E, better check the spellingwith a capital, somebody grab me a SnappleI got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's apple (hurry up!)Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was surethat my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was herI slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six monthsand said, "I'm ready now bitch - ain't you feelin these kicks cunt?"The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tellI'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hellI'm sicker than sperm cells with syphillis germsand I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burnsI kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomachand vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it (yuck!)(Yuck!) Hit you in the head with a brick til you plummetIf y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick til you numb itAnd all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill itCause your style is like dyin in my sleep, I don't feel it

[Chorus (Eminem):]Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivanfor twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithinis fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha?Is fuckin crazy -- hello, hi!Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivanfor twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithinis fuckin crazy -- do you hear me?Is fuckin crazy

[Eminem]I'm ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grinI'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gymI'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake aliasto save me with in case I get chased by space aliensA brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uraniumthan a maniac Saudi ArabianA highly combustible head, spazmaticstrapped to a Kraftmatic adjustable bedLaid up in the hospital in critical conditionI flatlined; jumped up and ran from the morticianHigh speed, IV full of thai weedLookin Chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamesetwins, joined at the groin like lesbiansUhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pinsI hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all dependson if I keep on killin my girlfriends

[Chorus: Eminem]

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivanfor twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithinis fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha?Is fuckin crazy -- listen!!Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivanfor twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithinis fuckin crazy -- you hear me?Is fuckin crazy

[Eminem]Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dustand got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed(Shucks!) I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can sayI call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and playI swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a dayof Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be (RRARRRRH)Give me eleven Excederin my head'll spinMedicine'll get me revvin like a 747 jet engineScratched my balls til I shredded skin"Doctor, check this rash, look how red it's been""It's probably AIDS!" Forget it thenI strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flowsthat don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildosSo reach in your billfolds, for ten ducatsand pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on RawkusSomethin somethin somethin, somethin I get weededMy daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read itDamn!

[Chorus (Eminem)]

Something's not rightI'm sorry,I'm mentally retardedSlim ShadyI think thats my nameRuckus RecordsFuckin' CrazyYou hear us?We're fuckin' crazyAll of usHi....byeNine somethin....

"8 Mile Freestyle vs "Lickty Spilt" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"8 Mile Freestyle vs "Lickty Spilt""

[Lickety Split]

This guy's a choke artistYa catch a bad oneYour better off shootin yourselfWith Papa Doc's handgunClimbin up this mountain your weakIll leave you lost without a paddleFloatin shits creek

You ain't Detroit, Im the DYour the new kid on the blockBout to get smacked back to the boonedocksFuckin Nazi, this crowd ain't your typeTake some real advice and form a group with Vanilla IceAnd what I tell you, you better use itThis guy's a hillbilly, this ain't Willie Nelson music

Trailor trash, Ill choke you to your last breathAnd have you lookin foolish Like Cheddar Bob when he shot himselfSilly Rabbit, I know why they call you thatCause you follow Future like you got carrots up his asscrackAnd when you actin up thats when you got jacked upAnd left stupid like Tina Turner when she got smacked up

Ill crack your shoulder bladeYoull get dropped so hard Elvis will start turnin in his graveI dont know why they let you out in the darkYou need to take your white ass back across 8 mileTo the trailor park

[Rabbit]

This guy raps like his parents jerked himHe sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic versionThis whole crowd looks suspiciousIts all dudes in here, except for these bitchesSo Im a German, EhThats ok, you look like a fuckin worm with braidsThese Leaders of the Free World rookiesLookie, how can 6 dicks be pussies

Talkin bout shits creekBitch, you could be up piss creek With paddles this deepYour still gonna sinkYour a disgraceYeah, they call me RabbitThis is a turtle race

He can't get with me spittin this shitWickedly lickety shotSpickety spickety split licketySo Im gonna turn around with a great smileAnd walk my white ass back across 8 mile!

"8 Mile Freestyle Pt.III vs "Papa Doc" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"8 Mile Freestyle Pt.III vs "Papa Doc"

Now everybody from the 313 Put your mothefucking hands up and follow meEverybody from the 313 Put your mothefucking hands upLook Look

Now while he stands toughNotice that this man did not have his hands upThis free world got you gased upNow who's afraid of the big bad wolf

1, 2, 3 and to the 41 pac , 2 pac, 3 pac, 44 pac, 3 pac, 2 pac, 1You're pac, he's pac, no pacs, none

This guy aint no mother-fuckin MC,I know everything he's got to say against me,I am white, I am a fuckin bum, I do live in a trailer with my mom,My boy Future is an Uncle Tom.I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shootshimself in the leg with his own gun,I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumpsAnd Wink did fuck my girl,I'm still standin here screamin "FUCK THE FREE WORLD!"Don't ever try to judge me dude You don't know what the fuck i've been through

But i know something about youYou went to Cranbrook, that's a private schoolWhat's the matter dawg? You embarrased?This guy's a gangster, he's real name's Clarence

And Clarence lives at home with both parentsAnd Clarence's parents have a real good marriageThis guy don't wanna battle, He's shook'Cause there no such things as half-way crooksHe's scared to deathHe's scared to look in his fuckin yearbook, fuck Cranbrook

Fuck the beat, i go acapellaFuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybodyFuck y'all if you doubt meI'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outty, Here, tell these people something they dont know about me.

"8 Mile Freestyle Pt.II vs "Lotto" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"8 Mile Freestyle Pt.II vs "Lotto"

[Lotto][Spoken]Yo, it's time to get rid of this coward once and for all.I'm sick of the motha fucka! Check this shit out![Rap]I'll spit a racial slur, honky, sue me!This shit is a horror flick,but the black guy doesn't die in this movie!Fuckin' wit Lotto, dawg, you gotta be kiddin!That makes me believe you really dont have a interest in livin!You think these niggas gonna feel the shit you say?I got a betta chance joining the KKK.Or some real shit, though, I like youThat's why I didn't wanna have to be the one you commit sucide toFuck 'Lotto,' call me your leaderI feel bad I gotta murder that dude from "Leave It To Beaver"I used to like that show, now you got me to "fight back" modeBut oh well, if you gotta go, then you gotta go!I hate to do this, I would love for this shit to last So I'll take pictures of my rear end so you won't forget my assAnd all's well that ends well, ok?So I'll end this shit wit a "FUCK you, but have a nice day!"

[Eminem]Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver So was Eddie Haskal, Wally, and Ms. CleaverThis guy keeps screamin', he's paranoid!Quick, someone get his ass another steriod!"Blahbity bloo blah blah blahbity bloo blah!"I ain't hear a word you said, "hipidy hooblah!"Is that a tank top, or a new bra? Look, Snoop Dogg just got a fuckin' boob job!Didn't you listen to the last round, meat head? Pay attention, you're sayin the same shit that he said!Matter fact, dog, here's a pencil Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful, And don't come back until something dope hits youFuck it! You can take the mike home with you!Lookin' like a cyclone hit you, Tank top screamin', "Lotto, I don't fit you!"You see how far those white jokes get youBoy's like "How Vanilla Ice gonna diss you?"My motto: Fuck Lotto! I get the 7 digits from your mother for a dolla tomorrow!

"8 Mile" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"8 Mile"

[Eminem]Sometimes I just feel like, quittin I still mightWhy do I put up this fight, why do I still writeSometimes it's hard enough just dealin with real lifeSometimes I wanna jump on stage and just kill micsAnd show these people what my level of skill's likeBut I'm still white, sometimes I just hate lifeSomethin ain't right, hit the brake lightsCase of the stage fright, drawin a blank likeDa-duh-duh-da-da, it ain't my faultGreat then I falls, my insides crawland I clam up (wham) I just slam shutI just can't do it, my whole manhood'sjust been stripped, I have just been vickedSo I must then get off the bus then splitMan fuck this shit yo, I'm goin the fuck homeWorld on my shoulders as I run back to this 8 Mile Road

[Chorus]I'm a man, I'ma make a new planTime for me to just stand up, and travel new landTime for me to just take matters into my own handsOnce I'm over these tracks man I'ma never look back(8 Mile Road) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goinSorry momma I'm grown, I must travel aloneain't gon' follow the footsteps I'm making my ownOnly way that I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Road

[Eminem]I'm walkin these train tracks, tryin to regain backthe spirit I had 'fore I go back to the same crapTo the same plant, and the same pantsTryin to chase rap, gotta move ASAPAnd get a new plan, momma's got a new manPoor little baby sister, she don't understandSits in front of the TV, buries her nose in the padAnd just colors until the crayon gets dull in her handWhile she colors her big brother and mother and dadAin't no tellin what really goes on in her little headWish I could be the daddy that neither one of us hadBut I keep runnin from somethin I never wanted so bad!Sometimes I get upset, cause I ain't blew up yetIt's like I grew up, but I ain't grow me two nuts yetDon't gotta rep my step, don't got enough pepThe pressure's too much man, I'm just tryin to do what's bestAnd I try, sit alone and I cryYo I won't tell no lie, not a moment goes byThat I don't pray to the sky, please I'm beggin you GodPlease don't let me pigeon holed in no regular jobYo I hope you can hear me homey wherever you areYo I'm tellin you dawg I'm bailin this trailer tomorrowTell my mother I love her, kiss baby sister goodbyeSay whenever you need me baby, I'm never too farBut yo I gotta get out there, the only way I knowAnd I'ma be back for you, the second that I blowOn everything I own, I'll make it on my ownOff to work I go, back to this 8 Mile Road

[Chorus]

[Eminem]You gotta live it to feel it, you didn't you wouldn't get itOr see what the big deal is, why it wasn't the skillestTo be walkin this borderline of Detroit city limitsIt's different, it's a certain significance, a certificateof authenticity, you'd never even seeBut it's everything to me, it's my credibilityYou never seen heard smelled or met a real MCwho's incredible upon the same pedestal as meBut yet I'm still unsigned, havin a rough timeSit on the porch with all my friends and kick dumb rhymesGo to work and serve MC's in the lunchlineBut when it comes crunch time, where do my punchlines goWho must I show, to bust my flowWhere must I go, who must I knowOr am I just another crab in the bucketCause I ain't havin no luck with this little Rabbit so fuck itMaybe I need a new outlet, I'm startin to doubt shitI'm feelin a little skeptical who I hang out withI look like a bum, yo my clothes ain't about shitAt the Salvation Army tryin to salvage an outfitAnd it's cold, tryin to travel this roadPlus I feel like I'm on stuck in this battlin modeMy defenses are so up, but one thing I don't wantis pity from no one, the city is no funThere is no sun, and it's so darkSometimes I feel like I'm just bein pulled apartFrom each one of my limbs, by each on of my friendsIt's enough to just make me wanna jump out of my skinSometimes I feel like a robot, sometimes I just know notwhat I'm doin I just blow, my head is a stove topI just explode, the kettle gets so hotSometimes my mouth just overloads the ass that I don't gotBut I've learned, it's time for me to U-turnYo it only takes one time for me to get burnedAin't no fallin no next time I meet a new girlI can no longer play stupid or be immatureI got every ingredient, all I need is the courageLike I already got the beat, all I need is the wordsGot the urge, suddenly it's a surgeSuddenly a new burst of energy is occuredTime to show these free world leaders the three and a thirdI am no longer scared now, I'm free as a birdThen I turn and cross over the median curbHit the 'burbs and all you see is a blur from 8 Mile Road

[Chorus]

"3 Verses" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"3 Verses"

I'm the illest rapper to hold a cordlessPatrolling cornersLooking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quartersI'm meaner in actionThan Rosco beating James Tarteenyer (?)And smackin his back with vacuum cleaner attachmentsI grew up in the wild hoodAs a hazardous youthWith a fucked up childhoodThat I used as an excuseAnd aint shit changedBut kept the same mindstateSince the third time that I failed 9th gradeYou probably think that I'm a negative person don't be so sure of itI don't promote violence I just encourage itI laugh at the sight of deathAs I fall down a cement flight of stepsAnd land inside a bed of spider websSo throw caution to the windYou and a friendCan jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it againShit, why not? Blow your brain outI'm blowing mine outFuck it, you only live once you might as well die now

It's only fair to warnI was born with a set of hornsAnd metaphors attached to my damn umbulical cordWarlord of rap little bastard with a two by four boardThat smashed into your Honda AccordWith a 4 door FordBut I'm more toward droppin an accapellaAnd choppin' a fellaTo mozarellaWorse than a hellacopta propellaGot you locked in the cellaWith your skeleton showingDeveloping anorexiaWhile I'm standin next to yaEating a full course meal watching you starve to deathWith an IV in your veinsFeeding you liquid darvicetPumping you full of drugsPull the plugsOn the gunshot victims full of bullet slugsWho were picked up in an ambulanceAnd drivenTo receiving with the asses ripped outta they pantsAnd givenA less than 20 percent chanceOf livingHave a possible placementIt's a hospital patientStoring the dead bodies in grandma's little basementDoctor Kevorkian has arrivedTo perform an autopsy on you while you scream "I'M STILL ALIVE!"Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalpAnd pulling your adams apple out through your mouthBetter call the fire departmentI've hired a arsonTo set fire to carpetAnd burn up your entire apartmentI'm a liar to start shit (?)Got your bitch wrapped around my dickSo tight you need a crobar to pry her apart wit

Met a retarded kid named Greg with a wooden legSnatched it off and beat him over the fucking head with the pegGo to bed with the keg wake up with the 40Mixed up with Alka Seltzer and Formula 44DFuck an acid tab I'll strap the whole sheet to my foreheadWait until it absorbed in and fell to the floor deadNo more said case closed end of discussionI'm blowin up like spontaneous human combustionLeaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumasCross the bombas (?)We blowin up your house killing your parents and coming back to get your foster mommasAnd I'm as good at keeping a promise as NostradamusCause I aint making no more threatsI'm doing drivebys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vetsI'm more or less sick in the headMaybe more cause I smoked crack (?) today, yesterday, and the day before sabbathWalk the block with a labradorStrapit more corral for war than El SalvadorFoul style galoreVerbal cow manureComing together like the eyebrow on Al B. Sure

"Welcome 2 Detroit" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Welcome 2 Detroit" TRICK-TRICK LYRICS

[Eminem talking]Yeah yeahTrickyLet's show 'em some loveWelcome to Detroit

[Chorus - Eminem]Where's my gangstas and all my thugsThrow them hands up and show some loveAnd I Welcome you to Detroit CityI said Welcome to Detroit CityEvery place, everywhere we goMan we deep everywhere we rollAsk around and they all know TrickyThat's what's good man they all say Tricky

[Verse 1 - Eminem]Click click boom, just as soon as we hit the roomYou can hear 'em holla Goon Squad in this bitchLet me hear you holla Goon Squad in this bitchLet me hear you holla Runyon Ave. in this bitchSo who am I gonna call on when I ain't got them boys with meAnd the situation gets a little stickyI'ma dial 911 like a motherfuckin' punk, fuck that, bla blaI'ma call that rude boy from Detroit, Trick TrickQuick come pick me up, bring them gunsCome to the club, meet me out frontThere's some chump up in this bitchPoppin' some junk cause he's drunkAnd we may have to fuck his ass upCause uh, somethin' smells a lil' fishyAnd I don't like the way his boys keep lookin' at meSo homie come get me, Chedda boys what up though I see youRock Bottom, yeah I see you, all my Detroit peopleWhere you at man, let me see them hands in the skyDetroit motherfuckers 'till we die

[Chorus - Eminem]Where's my gangstas and all my thugsThrow them hands up and show some loveAnd I Welcome you to Detroit CityI said Welcome to Detroit CityEvery place, everywhere we goMan we deep everywhere we rollAsk around and they all know TrickyThat's what's good man they all say Tricky

[Verse 2 - Trick Trick]Homie it's been a long time comin' and I'm straight with thatMarshall call me the fifty ?? and laced the trackThis the beat, you hear it bangin', he produced it himselfMy bad, almost forgot to introduce myselfMy name is Trick Trick, head of the Goon SquadAnd gangsta been bangin' the underground since '95, we're bangin'Elected to be the villain and certified a menaceHoldin' it down since I paroled up outta prisonYou heard about me, you just didn't know it was meAll the treacherous, evil deeds of the D you never seePickin' that kid up in the game, I just wasn't chasin' the fameI been chasin' the paper product and givin' lames the painAccusations of violence you know you done heard of thatA quarter of a million dollars for beatin' a murder rapAnd my boy holdin' me up, Shady done put it outTrick Trick and Eminem, Detroit back in the house

[Chorus - Eminem]

[Verse 3 - Trick Trick]Ayo Em, you ever need one of these weapons come get itFrom now on every beef that you get in, homie I'm in itI been ridin' for this city, whether wrong or rightI been whippin' on motherfuckers for the longest timeSo it's evident, it's time for Trick to get it fastThe public, see they appreciate my criminal pastAuthorities tried to stop me but they couldn't keep upGot a fan-base that's bigger then an average starI'm satisfied with it bein' my time to shineAnd I freak from the precinct for violent crimesI ain't sayin' the shit that I'm sayin' so girls can fear meOnly speakin' on what I know so the world can hear meSo peace to Jimmy and Dre for signin' my niggaHe reached back to Detroit and grabbed a winnerSo the gangstas and thugs, we embrace with loveAnd beat the hell outta anybody that fuck with us

[Chorus - Eminem]

[Outro]Yeah, Trick TrickEminem, Wonder Boy, ShadyIt's goin' down babyAyo Em, I got you back my niggaDamn right I said my niggaThat's my niggaTricky

"No Apologies" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"No Apologies"

[Verse 1]

In my mind I'ma fighter, my heart's a lighterMy soul is the fluid, my flow sparks it right upArsenic writer, author with arthritisCarpel tunnel, Marshall will start shit-itisHard headed and hot headed, bull headed and pig headed,Dick headed, a prick, a big headache I'm sickQuick witted, for every lyric spitted there are 6 criticsWho wait for me to slip with it, so quickThis dynamite stick buried the wick, it's gonna explode any minuteSome lunatic lit it and it's not NellyDo not tell me to stop yelling, when I stop selling I quitSo stop dwelling an I am not fellingYou fuckers are not ready, cause I got jelly, like (Beyonce's) pot bellyThis is Destiny, yes money I'm of runningSo get off of me, I'm not slowing or softening

[Chorus]

No apologies, nah suckers I'm not sorryYou can all sue me, y'all could be the cause of meNo apologies, y'all feelin' the force of meNo remorse for me, like there was no recourse for meNo apologies, not even acknowledging you at all'till I get a call that god's comingNo apologies, laugh fuckers it's all funnyI can spit in ya face while your standin' across from me, no apologies

[Verse 2]

My head hit's the pillow, a weeping willow, I can't sleep, a pain so deep it bellowsBut these cellos help just to keep me mellow, hand's on my head, touched knees to elbowI'm hunched over, emotion just flows over, these cold shoulders are both frozen, you don't know meI keep saying it, I can't stress it enough, so keep playing it and stand next to the subsI choke mic's like asphyxiation when I'm stranglin' my own throat masturbatin'Fuck yeah i'ma basket case and I mastered this rap shit, 'till my ass gets wasted, 'till myassassination,'till I'm slain 'cause of some fag's infatuation44 mags a fascination, a taste for disaster and if that's the case then..

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

This song isn't for you, it's for me, a true MCIt's what it do just to see if he still has itAnd if his skills mastered,He's able to spill raps long after his killed, that's a real MCGot you feelin' me, whether willing or unwillinglyYou still agree, as long as there's still this hunger and will in meThen expect a longer life expectancyI'd be a savage beast if I ain't have this outlet to salvage me insideI'd be exploding soaked in self loathing an mourningSo I'm warning you, don't coax meIt's silly, I'm really a sheep in wolf's clothingWho only reacts when he gets pushed, don't be fooledThe press blows up this whole thing, it's stupidThey don't know cause they don't see that I'm woundedAll they did was ballooned itI'm sick of talkin' 'bout these tattoos cartoon didThat's why I tuned it out, I'm sick of dukin'An they can suck my dick while I'm pukin', an you too, you can

[Outro x2]

Expect no sympathy from me I'm an mcThis is how I'm supposed to beCold as a G, my hearts frozen it dont even beatSo expect no apologies

"Shake That (Remix)" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Shake That (Remix)" (feat. Obie Trice, Bobby Creekwater)

[Intro - talking]Shady, AftermathBTOV

There she goes shaking that ass on the floorBumpin and grindin that poleThe way she's grindin that poleI think I'm losing controlBobby Creek

[Bobby Creek]I'm on the patronIn the end I'm goneMy eyes ain't clearI'm goneSo she hear me wrongI'm kinda in the zoneCause the DJ playin' my songJust another opportunity for sayin' I'm knownI'm from AtlantaSo southern ain't just part of my grammarI can up and cock the hammerFor any niggaBut I came here to get on goose and tropicanaGet loose put some more of my juiceIn your cabooseSippin everything from white grainTo deuce juiceWith nothin' to gainBut my grace and loose toothsEminem came Obie stat and proof tooBobby creek is in the placeThe name is snoop tooMy drinks is 10 aroundI can make her spin aroundIf she keep her dinner downSimmer downWe can hit the telly when the fun stopsAnd I hit you in ya ?Come sip on my gumdrops

[Nate Dogg]I met a bad bitch last night in the DLet me tell you how I made her leave with meConversation and HennesseyI've been to the muthafuckin mountain topHeard muthafuckers talk, seen 'em dropIf I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rockAnd when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rockGetcha ass of the wall with your two left feetIt's real easy just follow the beatDon't let that fine girl pass you byLook real close cause strobe lights lieWe bout to have a party (turn the music up)Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strutWanna get it poppin baby step right upSome girls they act retardedSome girls are bout it bout itI'm lookin for a girlThat will do whatever the fuckI say everyday she be givin it up

[Nate Dogg - Chorus]Shake that ass for me,Shake that ass for meCome on girl, shake that ass for me,Shake that ass for meOhh girl, shake that ass for me,Shake that ass for meCome on girl, shake that ass for me,Shake that ass for me

[Eminem]Obie Trice!

[Obie Trice]One slugCouldn't snuff young cuzGoodness graciousHaters stay on these nutsJust like a hood rat chick who was curiousSeriousFull breast, ready to touchWho's that in the cool blue backWith a new ragGivin' head while he poppin' the clutchTrue I had a fewObie rollin' with brewsAnnually knockin' the bootsIt's on manualThe way I knock em outta they shoesTalk a little shitThen they anus'll oozeTalk a little spit on my ding-a-langWhoIt's shadyYou know the name of the crewYou know the aim is to bang youIn the mansionWith a magnumWith a night pass to the matineeObieCame to partyYou better ask somebody

[Nate Dogg - Chorus]Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for meCome on girl, shake that ass for me,Shake that ass for meOhh girl, shake that ass for me,Shake that ass for meCome on girl, shake that ass for me,Shake that ass for me

"Public Enemy #1" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Public Enemy #1"

I sense someones tapping into my phones why doI got this feeling in my bones I might die soonThe F.B.I might be tryin to pull my file soonI might be walking blind fold into a typhoonI might be seeing rockets light up the night skyRight outside of the window of my living roomAnd if they do you can say goodnight and bye bye to them itunesIf I don't try to record as much before I doThe plan is to have as many in the can as I canAs I stand before you in this booth a walking deadmanBlank stare dead pan look as my face as I gaze into spaceAs I wait to be scooped up in that vanMysteriously disappear into thin airAnd they gon' say a sniper just appeared out of no whereAnd I'll go down in the history as the blood sucking leechWho hid behind the freedom of speechTryed to take the fifth amendment use it, twist it and bend itAnd ended up dying to fill out in the heros splinters (?)The business way to end this I can feel the tremors tremendousIn remembrance of september 11Flash back to september 7thWhen Tupac was murdered in VegasHe said that he predicted his own deathLet us never forget it or should we ever live to regret itLike the day John F Kennedy was assasinated in broad dayBy a craze lunatic with a gunWho just happened to work on the same block in a library book depositoryWhere the President would go for a little friday strollShots fired from the grassy knollBut they don't know or do they?Whos they for them to say Touch©Where all vunerable and it's spookyThis is about as cookey as I've ever felt nowCount down to Nuclear Meltdown7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1You can run you can do what you want toBut you know you aint gonna do nuttinWhen its time its your timeYou are the prime targetYou have become Public Enemy Number 1

"Trapped" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Trapped" (feat. Proof of D12)

[Intro-EMINEM]Big Proof, rest in peace dudey, we love you,We just wanna keep making you proud, heh...

[PROOF]My life is trapped in these lines,Thats why I'm packing these nines,I got a rap i ain't diein',Thats in the back of my mind,Got a strap made of iron,Cant relax on this grind,Bending over backwards for these slackersTil I'm snapping my spine,Natural high...i gotta focus,On these bogus pochers,Looking over my shoulder,Proof get it poppin like show'd a hold up,

[EMINEM]WE NOTHING BUT SOLDIERS!!![PROOF]SLOW UP![EMINEM]THIS GUN IS LOADED!!![PROOF]ROLL UP![EMINEM]THEY BEEF 'N WE LEAVING 'EM COKED UP!!!

[PROOF]If Em say it i spray it,If he will it i kill it,We kilpatrick 'n ill it,Yo Detroit, know i can feel it,Will at this gun on my waiste-line,At war we don't waste time,Blow up magic cant take a punch,And fifty can take 9, (BLAOW!!),We got schoolcraft here at the seven-eight and dexter,I'm up 'n holla spending dollars ain't feeling no pressure,Yes suh', ya texta' is bitch...Bet'chya ya flinch when proof shoot up they crewAnd wet ya whole clique...

"Jimmy Crack Corn" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Jimmy Crack Corn" (feat. 50 Cent)

[Verse 1 - Eminem]

Jimmy can crack corn, but I don't careMy enemies crack corn, but I don't careYou can be black, white or a albino yeahYou can have corn rows inside your hairI give a fuck if I don't like your stareThis bottle of wine goes upside your headA little bit psycho, but I know thatThink you just don't say it, then I won't say itSee if you don't brag, then I don't bragI know I'm bad, as long as I know I'm badI don't need y'all to co-sign no shitYou can just keep making them tired old threatsA little bit like the boy you cried wolf yeahSee me, but don't dare to try no shitCause you know that somewhere inside those layersA rattlesnake's right there to bite your assAnd I can be so quiet and strike so fastLike lightning bolts right out the sky go *blahFrom outta nowhere, you might find your careerCome to an *err and I'm just like (Oh Yeah)

[Chorus - Eminem]

See us on them award shows, we're like (Oh yeah)Can we get more of those, they're like (Oh yeah)See us keep blowing up, we're like (Oh yeah)See Jimmy can crack corn but I don't careSee me in the videos, I'm like (Oh yeah)See me right up close, you're like (Oh Em)And where is D12 at, they like (We over here)And where the fuck we going, we're like (No where)

[Verse 2 - Eminem]

Jealous little fucks beg for my attention butI done told you once, I'm not the kind of attention you wantIf I tell you twice, then I won't be so niceIf you keep coming back, that only means you know you lost the fightThey wanna talk shit, let em talk shit, cause they talk shitKnowing deep down, they really just wanna squash itCause no one wants to walk around, stepping in dog shitAnd get doo-doo on the shoe again, soon as they washed itBut the pride won't let em, inside's like 'go get em'And I'm just like 'Why your tryna fight momentum'We just keep winning, by landslides oh and ummShady Limited's in any size yo, DenimTo velour, even our clothing line's on fireAs 50 would say 'Our clothing line's on Fiya'Meanwhile your minds on us, like mine's on MariahAnd y'all is just like her, you're all fucking liarsBut I just keep fucking you, like I fucked herRight in the ass with KY, yes sir!So full of joy, boy am I absurdEven Chingy would tell you'Yea boi don't curr'

[Chorus - Eminem]

See us on them award shows, we're like (Oh yeah)Can we get more of those, they're like (Oh yeah)See us keep blowing up, we're like (Oh yeah)See Jimmy can crack corn but I don't careSee me in the videos, I'm like (Oh yeah)See me right up close, you're like (Oh Em)And where is G-Unit at, they like (We over here)And where the fuck we going, we're like (No where)

[Verse 3 - 50 Cent]

Ya homie got clapped on, man I don't careThe cops in my Nana crib, but I'm not thereIt is what it is dogg, man life's not fairYa friend should've know not to front round hereListen kid, where I'm from, the wolves smell fearThey'll strip yo ass of your jewels, right hereMan I'ma say this one time, now get this clearMan you can catch a hot one like outta no whereA beautiful day, without drama is rareYa girl's a freak, man sometime we shareYeah, I wear a condom and you go bareYou prolly heard about me, I'm a shown up playerIn the hood politicin, like I'm running for mayorriding, winding, dining and shining, know what I'm sayingI ain't got time for fucking around, and horseplayingI'm making hits, my homies taking hits, who's staying

[Chorus - Eminem]

See us on them award shows, we're like (Oh yeah)Can we get more of those, they're like (Oh yeah)See us keep blowing up, we're like (Oh yeah)See Jimmy can crack corn but I don't careSee me in the videos, I'm like (Oh yeah)See me right up close, you're like (Oh Em)And where is D12 at, they like (We over here)And where the fuck we going, we're like (No where)

"You Don't Know" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"You Don't Know" (feat. 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, Ca$his)

[50 Cent] Yeah...

[Intro: 50 Cent]Who run it?You know, you acting like you don't knowWe run itYou know but you acting like you don't knowWho run it?You know, you acting like you don't knowWe run itYou know but you acting like you don't know

You know, you acting like you don't knowI tear the club up fo' sho'This flow is gon' bring mo doughAnd you know but you acting like you don't know

[50 Cent]Now homie I say I run it (run it) cause I'm in controlHypnotic, Hennessey, a couple shots of PatronI have you feeling aight, I get you high as a kiteParty popping shawty says she coming with me tonightI ain't shoulder leaning, I ain't snapping and poppingEither I'm bobbin ma head or I'm just standing their watchingI'm a hustler I hustle, you can tell that I'm paidAnd I protect what I got, I'm in the house with my bladeNigga you front you gone get it, OK now maybe I said itCause I want you to triddy, yeah I be on that shittyYou should see when I'm stunting, I flash the stones to be wantingPush the whip, see me rolling, you can tell that I'm holdingI'm just doing ma thang, you know the Units the gameI got my grimy Shady with me you front you gonna have to get me off your assI pay the lawsuit and laugh (haha)It's not a big deal it's nothing but some cash (let's go)

[Chorus: 50 Cent]Who run it?You know, you acting like you don't knowI tear the club up fo' sho'This flow is gon' bring mo doughAnd you know but you acting like you don't knowWho run it?You know, you acting like you don't knowI tear the club up fo' sho'This flow is gon' bring mo doughAnd you know but you acting like you don't know

[Eminem]When me and Fif got together to do this musicThe more we became enveloped we just developed a fellowship through itIt's no pretend shit, it's friendship, me nemesis is su nemesisAin't for him, it's just media, see to them it's just imagesBut this shit is no gimmicks, this is blood in and blood outWhen there's beef you jus' gotta know when to butt in and butt outIf there's a problem we solve it, if we don't resolve itIt usually just evolves into one big brawl and we all get involved in itWe should all get a merit, this much beef we inheritAnd wear it like a badge with honor, pass it around and share itAnd let it go to whoever's holding the most current beef on their shouldersAnd their soldiers got their backs 'til it's overBut tonight, we ain't coming here to beef with nobodyWe came to party, Banks, Cashis and Mr. FerrariSo it's Shady Aftermizat back in that ass, you wizzassCome hizzon what kinda fuzukin quizition is that

[Chorus: 50 Cent, Eminem]Who run it?You know, you acting like you don't knowI tear the club up fo' sho'This flow is gon' bring mo doughAnd you know but you acting like you don't knowWho run it?I say you know, you acting like you don't knowI tear the club up fo' sho'This flow is gon' bring mo doughAnd you know but you acting like you don't know

[Ca$his]Pistol play ricochet, see where the victim laySlumped over bleeding J.F.KHays K to your chest plate caveI ride to the death, do you rep that way?Forever ima be a Shady 7-4 gangstaPlus I survive everything you got in that chamberI thrive off of danger, jumping in all beefYou keep talking shit now the squad called me

[Lloyd Banks]Enough holding back the steam, Em let off a magazineDappadon Cappa queen mixed in with Cashis creamsStarted off with half a dream, developed into what you seeTelling ain't my cup of tea, can't tell I'm a fucking GI'm on automatic when I'm at it, start staticAnd you splattered, shit shattered, I'm a walking bitch magnetSpit it how I live it, live it all the way to the limitAnd I'm always on my pivot for my digits, you dig it?

[Chorus: 50 Cent]Who run it?You know, you acting like you don't knowI tear the club up fo shoThis flow is gon' bring mo doughAnd you know but you acting like you don't knowWho run it?You know, you acting like you don't knowI tear the club up fo shoThis flow is gon' bring mo doughAnd you know but you acting like you don't knowWho run it?

[Tony Yayo]You know who this isShady, G-Unit, AftermathLloyd Bands, Cashis, Marshall Mathers, Ferrari F-50It's a movement, you can't stop itTalk of New York, Tony Yayo...

"The Re-Up" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"The Re-Up" (feat. 50 Cent)

[Intro - Eminem]

[Beatboxing] Yeah, we should do something like that...

[Chorus - 50 Cent]

Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck!Boom boom chuck, Yeah, that's what's up!Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck!Boom boom chuck, b-boom, Shady!

[Verse 1 - Eminem]

There's never been this, much of a menace in this game as thisAnd it's the, most sinister duo in the businessOnce again its the, illest and realest killasThe most villainous Dre protege, Shady apprenticeDrop them zeros and get with these heroesDo you want losers or winners, this music is in us, and it'sNot over 'till we say it's finished and G-Unit spinnersWill keep spinnin', this is Hip Hop when it's in it'sTruest form, the greatest, Hate us or love usMake voodoo dolls of us and keep stickin' those pins in usThick as his skin is or as short as his wick isThe trick is to be able to walk big as his dick isAnd as sick as his music is, or was, still isWhatever, forever, he will be the illestTo ever sh-shock the world, what to do nextHe's already reconciled with his ex [reversed], a chainsaw and an axeJump a bitch's desk, strangle her neckWhile we have sex while Bill Clinton plays the saxI sprays the vex, yeah bring Shady on backThe maniac of rap, devil baby on crackResurrect, I never left, baby I'm badI've gone mad, my comrade Dre-zy automaticallyHe says I'm too broke to fix, way beyond thatI may be off drugs, but it's made me off trackIn fact, this right here very well could be the last rapI ever do spit, I'll never do shit, that's thatFuck it I quit, suck on a dick, jackassI'm done with this wack ass rap, kiss my black ass

[Verse 2 - 50 Cent]

Nah, Em, tell 'em to kiss my black ass, to clean parts, to shitty parts,My bullet wounds, my beauty marks, the Fif'll tell you're ass apart!A game in this game, crush a motherfuckers free start,Shady paid me, Shady crazy, Fifty crazy rich, bitch,Different day, nothing change, it's the same shit, trick,Teflon wrapped on, case I get clapped on,D's searching the whip, glad I left the mac home,Still grindin', still shinin', nigga lord knows,You rocking wit the kid to spit sicker sick flows,I carried Game's style for nine months and gave birth to it,Now I'm feeling like a proud father watching him do it,E'eryday Dre day, front and cause a maylay,Turn the town upside down with a frown upside down,I smile through summan' fowl, and watch my money pile,I'm fuckin' with strict stacks, I'm kickin' you stripped fats,I hit you with it, bag it, pump it, bring me mines right back!

[Hook - 50 Cent (Eminem)]

Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck!Boom boom chuck, Go 'head, funky funk up!Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck!Boom boom chuck, Yeah, that's what's up!Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck!Boom boom chuck, I hit yo' ass up!Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck!Boom boom chuck, Yeah, that's what's up! (Yeah!)Boom boom chuck, boom b-boom chuck!Boom boom chuck, (It's the Re-Up!)Shady, Shady....

"We're Back" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"We're Back" (feat. Stat Quo, Obie Trice, Bobby Creekwater, Ca$his)

[Intro]

Shady, we're back

[Verse 1 - Eminem]

Nothin' can stop and nothin' can change ityou better just make new living arrangements,if you think your the top and king of the castleYou about to get thrown off the throne and ripped a new assholeAll I hear is, I'm best at this an I'm best at that,but I don't hear my name No man brought up in rapand I don't usually trip or dare get caught up in thatbut when they say one of the best, I'm nowhere thought of as thatNot even the same league as Jay-ZNas, Pac, Biggie or maybe they'll name meSomewhere down at the bottom right after AZor say "he ripped that Biggie verse or that Jay-ZYo, his verses were crazy on that Renegade beatbut I ain't never bought no whole CD of ShadyAnd I all I hear is pop tunes come on the rad-i-oAnd they play 'em 20 times in a row daily"And that very well may be the same reason they don't say mewhen they speak on hip-hop legends which has amazed meCause I thought the formula was to hit mainstreamand make it big-big-big-big-b-baby

[Verse 2 - Obie Trice]

So maybe the 80's made me crazy, I been tryin' to get my weightup since the A Slim Shady gave me the gate key, paid the waysSo lately mind state's get better each day, replay my relay racewhen I was chasin' the a fey at 18, 8 years later his voice in Beijingno choice I chase cream so..

[Eminem]

Shady, we're back

[Verse 3 - Stat Quo]

This is what I eat, sleep, breath an feed my kids whatever I feel my family needsI treat the mic like the block, fought with my rocks an squeeze critics who expect me to under achieveI just deal with the hate I receive, I rollin' back my sleeves, ? show other bree with bran wrapped tohis knees?An tell him suck my dick, take a bow an leave with a sack full of amar cheese, I found it hard to believeWho the bullet perceive to be G's an claim there runnin' shit, nigga I run meAn as a kid, teacher said I had a mouth on me, that same mouth got me the deal with Dre and EFolk in the hood asking where I be, dawg I'm out in Hawaii, don't like it drink my peeRecord songs for the Detox LP, feet don't fail heat, niggas got me bent like cranberry and bellvee?I'ma die wealthy, boss of the game, what the fuck they goin' tell me, A-Town's own tre, Aftermath Shady

[Eminem]

Shady, we're back

[Verse 4 - Bobby Creek]

Y'all market y'all own block, they see me ???? that, rap game's an old flame my nigga I want 'em backLike mic check, pimp for what it's worth I got the right knit, sittin' here excited by some shit thatain't right yetNo regret, live by a cold June, no bot, y'all niggas won't be satisfied 'till I show ??, go out on thelimb with Em 'cause I'm with him, put a barrel to they apparel to you an some of themStand a chance at the dance without a bowtie, Shady Records re-introduced you niggas to multi, sohot, all the light that they given me an the haters like a chauffer because it's have driven meTo a view with a vendetta, I am the epitome, I don't give a fuck about you nigga I'm just livin' meWe the reason for the season so I'm just breezin' through the track, nigga

[Eminem]

Shady

[Verse 5 - Cashis]

I can prove I'm here to somethin' you never do, from hand to hand coke sales for my revenueI ain't been to a bucks an why I ain't snuck a weapon through, there's nobackground reveals a 1-8-7-2, 'till the block I'm the truth, to the cops I'm the proofAnd if a nigga's still out there you just gotta shoot, I carry over my street ethics to the boothIn the Shady crime fam, Al Capone in his youth, the difference between me an you, I already done anlived the street life, niggas run away from it, you follow my life, in the Midwest blunted, pitchfork'sheld high, 4 5th by the stomach, you find me right now on the C.A. streets, I'm on the roof of thebuilding shootin' at police, some of the homies feel opposition can't kill me, I'ma walkin' obituary,death live in me, I take life through the pen by the way I'm see I'll have you raped in the pen, likeAmerican meatI'm connected gettin' weight, from MS-13 with SK's, AR's an Mini-14's, I'm Ca$his, the last ofthe real, were strapped on Prozac B's and E pills, it's the rap, got the block on tip, 2 ???? of crackI'm in the light dark contract, Shady's back, nigga

[Eminem]

Shady, we're backHa, I told you we was backHa ha ha

"Shady Narcotics" (Eminem Intro) LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Shady Narcotics (Eminem Intro)"

Yeah!God damn!Feels like a long time don't it?Did you miss us?We missed you!

Shady NarcoticsIt's the Re up!Pussies

And we're backMyself [gunshot]D12 [gunshot]50 cent [gunshot]Obie Trice [gunshot]Stat Quo [gunshot]

And I would also like to introduce. . .The two newest members of the familyOne goes by the name of Bobby Creek [gunshot]The other goes by the name of Ca$his [gunshot], from orange county

"When I'm Gone" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"When I'm Gone"

[Introduction]Yeah...It's my life...My own words I guess...

[Verse 1]Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?When they know they're your heartAnd you know you were their armourAnd you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'herBut what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you?What happens when you become the main source of her pain?"Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane"Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?"I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busyDaddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itselfI'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourselfThen turn right around in that song and tell her you love herAnd put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of herThat's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazyShady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby...

[Chorus]And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mournRejoice every time you hear the sound of my voiceJust know that I'm looking down on you smilingAnd I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no painJust smile backAnd when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mournRejoice every time you hear the sound of my voiceJust know that I'm looking down on you smilingAnd I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no painJust smile back...

[Verse 2]I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swingShe keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing"You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying"You always say that, you always say this is the last time"But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine"She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!"Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locketIt's got a picture, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'"I look up, it's just me standing in the mirrorThese fuckin' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'emThey're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" - and it's tonightNow go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too lateAnd just as I go to walk out of my bedroom doorIt's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is onAnd I'm singing...

[Chorus]And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mournRejoice every time you hear the sound of my voiceJust know that I'm looking down on you smilingAnd I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no painJust smile backAnd when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mournRejoice every time you hear the sound of my voiceJust know that I'm looking down on you smilingAnd I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no painJust smile back...

[Verse 3]Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seatThe curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feetI take a bow and thank you all for coming outThey're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowdI glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing"Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?"I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'"You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad"And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'"That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin"I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going"But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made the choice"Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin' your nameIt's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pillYeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it realI hear applause, all this time I couldn't seeHow could it be, that the curtain is closing on meI turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock itPut it to my brain and scream "die Shady" and pop itThe sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashesThat's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss herTell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sisterAlmost as if to say..

[Chorus/Outro]And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mournRejoice every time you hear the sound of my voiceJust know that I'm looking down on you smilingAnd I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no painJust smile backAnd when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mournRejoice every time you hear the sound of my voiceJust know that I'm looking down on you smilingAnd I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no painJust smile back...

[Curtains closing and sounds of clapping]

"Shake That" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Shake That" (feat. Nate Dogg)

[Intro - Eminem ]

Shady, AftermathThere she goes shaking that ass on the floorBumpin and grindin that poleThe way she's grindin that poleI think I'm losing control

[Verse 1 - Eminem]

Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fucked upHit the strip club don't forget ones get your dick rubbedGet fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit facetedPasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drinkHit the bathroom sink, throw upWipe your shoe clean, got a routineKnowing still got a few chunks on your shoestringShowing I was dehydrated till the beat vibratedI was revibed as soon as this Bitch gyratedAnd hips and licked them lips and that was itI had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some shit

[Verse 2 - Nate Dogg]

Two to the one from the one to the threeI like good pussy and I like good treesSmoke so much weed you wouldn't believeAnd I get more ass than a toilet seatThree to the one from the one to the threeI met a bad bitch last night in the DLet me tell you how I made her leave with meConversation and HennesseyI've been to the motherfucking mountain topHeard motherfuckers talk, seen 'em dropIf I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rockAnd when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rockGet you ass of the wall with your two left feetIt's real easy just follow the beatDon't let that fine girl pass you byLook real close cause strobe lights lie

[Verse 3 - Nate Dogg]

We bout to have a party (turn the music up)Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)I'm looking for a girl with a body and a sexy strutWanna get it poppin baby step right upSome girls they act retardedSome girls are bout it bout itI'm looking for a girl that will do whatever the fuckI say everyday she be giving it up

[Chorus - Nate Dogg]

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for meCome on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for meOh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for meCome on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

[Verse 4 - Eminem]

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienistOpen your mouth for about four or five minutesTake a little bit of this fluoride rinseSwish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finishYeah me and Nate d-o double gLooking for a couple bitches with some double d'sPop a little champagne and a couple E'sSlip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party

[Verse 5 - Nate Dogg]

Have a party (turn the music up)Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)I'm looking for a girl I can fuck in my hummer truckApple Bottom jeans and a big Ol' buttSome girls they act retardedSome girls are bout it bout itI want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties onKnows that she can but she won't say noNow look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can beTonight I want a slut, will you be mine?I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine

[Bridge - Eminem]

Now I hope you don't get mad at meBut I told Nate you was a freakHe said he wants a slut, hope you don't mindI told him how you like it from behind

[Chorus - Nate Dogg]

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for meC'mon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for meOh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for meC'mon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for meWe bout' to have a party (turn the music up)Let's get it started (go ahead shake your butt)I'm looking for a girl with a body and a sexy strutWanna get it poppin baby step right upSome girls they act retardedSome girls are bout it bout itI'm looking for a girl that will do whatever the fuckI say everyday she be giving it up

[Outro - Eminem]

There she goes, shaking that ass on the floorBumpin and grindin that poleThe way she's grindin that poleI think I'm losing control

God, come one

[Eminem makes noises]

I ain't leavin' without you bitch

Coming home with me

And my boy, and his boy, and his boy, and his girl

ha ha, Nate Dogg

[deep breathing]

"Lose Yourself" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Lose Yourself"

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunityTo seize everything you ever wanted-One momentWould you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavyThere's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghettiHe's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and readyTo drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettinWhat he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loudHe opens his mouth, but the words won't come outHe's choking, how everybody's joking nowThe clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravityOh, there goes Rabbit, he chokedHe's so mad, but he won't give up thatEasy, noHe won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropesIt don't matter, he's dopeHe knows that, but he's brokeHe's so stagnant that he knowsWhen he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it'sBack to the lab again yoThis this whole rhapsodyHe better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[Hook]You better lose yourself in the music, the momentYou own it, you better never let it goYou only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blowThis opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gapingThis world is mine for the takingMake me king, as we move toward a, new world orderA normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortemIt only grows harder, only grows hotterHe blows us all over these hoes is all on himCoast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotterLonely roads, God only knowsHe's grown farther from home, he's no fatherHe goes home and barely knows his own daughterBut hold your nose cause here goes the cold waterHis hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold productThey moved on to the next schmoe who flowsHe nose dove and sold nadaSo the soap opera is told and unfoldsI suppose it's old partner', but the beat goes onDa da dum da dum da da

[Hook]

No more games, I'ma change what you call rageTear this motherfucking roof off like 2 dogs cagedI was playing in the beginning, the mood all changedI been chewed up and spit out and booed off stageBut I kept rhyming and stepwritin the next cypherBest believe somebody's paying the pied piperAll the pain inside amplified by the factThat I can't get by with my 9 to 5And I can't provide the right type of life for my familyCause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapersAnd it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my lifeAnd these times are so hard and it's getting even harderTrying to feed and water my seed, plusTeeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donnaBaby mama drama's screaming on andToo much for me to wannaStay in one spot, another day of monotonyHas gotten me to the point, I'm like a snailI've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shotSuccess is my only motherfucking option, failure's notMom, I love you, but this trailer's got to goI cannot grow old in Salem's lotSo here I go is my shot.Feet fail me not cause maybe the only opportunity that I got

[Hook]

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

"Fack" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Fack"

Ah ah ah ahhhOh god damnI'm gonna facckin cumOh shit, oh yeahFack fack faaaackFuck I amI am,I'm going to cumI'm cumming

I never seen no shit like thisThis bitch can twist like a damn contortionistCondom on my dickOf course it isThis bitch don't know what abortion isSo I can't cum in herFucks like a porn starLooks like jennaFuck I'm gonnaCumI think my rubbers coming offBut oh it's so fuckin wet and softFuck I'm gonna start letting offI'm squirting and she's not getting offAnd she's on topI'm gonna fucking, oh godOh don't do thatDon't stopStop, don't, I don't mean don't stopAh Wait a minuteOh ohh fackI'm gonna fucking cum

Ah ah ah ahhhOh god damnI'm gonna facckin cumOh shit, oh yeahFack fack fackFack I amI am,I'm going to cumI'm cumming

Oh wow oh awwI need a cigarette nowoh I'm so fucking hot and your so fuckin hotOh my GodI wanna facking fackNo, not fuckI said fackF A C K F A C Kfack fack facking freak meoh yeah girl c babyThey call me mr freakyLets call your sister threewayHave some threesomeMe so hornyAnd your such a fuckin babeI wanna go down on uFack u shaveOh god damnhere I go againI'm gonna cum, I am

Ah ah ah ahhhOh god damnI'm gonna facckin cumOh shit, oh yeahFack fack fackFack I amI am,I'm going to cumI'm cumming

Ok I'm doneI already came twiceYou ain't gonna make me cumI'm all out of gasNot so fastAh Your finger just went in my ass'Ahh that hurts take it out nowOh wait a minute put it back inIn in inThis don't mean I'm gay, I don't like menI like boobsBoobs boobsNow See that gerbilGrab that tubeShove it up my buttLet that little rascal nibble on my assholeOh yeah right there, right thereUhhh I'm cummingOh yeahFack I just came againOk pull it out nowOh fuck yeahWait he's not outHe's still crawling around up thereOh fack I think it's stuckOh but it feels so fucking good

Ah ah ah ahhhOh god damnI'm gonna facckin cumOh shit, oh yeahFack fack fackFack I amI am,I'm going to cumI'm cumming

Shove a gerbil in your assThrough a tubeShove a gerbil in your assThrough a tubeShove a gerbil in your assThrough a tubeShove a gerbil in your assThrough a tubeEwwwEww ewww

"Intro" LYRICS EMINEM

nsufh
EMINEM LYRICS

"Intro"

[Footsteps and a belch are heared]WHOOOO!!!Hey, how you guys doin.You want more?Alright, then SHUT UP!!!

Shoobeedoo (Shoobeedoo)Shoobeedoo (Shoobeedoo)Shoobeedoo (Shoobeedoo)Shoobeedoo Shoobee Snoobedeebeebop

Girl (girl, girl, girl)Your My World (world, world world)Your My Girl (girl, girl girl)Your my world, world world.

Here's a song for da ladies.

"Ricky Ticky Toc" LYRICS EMINEM

"Ricky Ticky Toc" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Ricky Ticky Toc"

Once you call my name out things will never be the same....They should have never let us get off foot in this game...Ever since I was introduced to rap musicI been missing a screw like Bishop and JuiceI could lose it at any momentThose who know me know itSo they're probably told you go with the flowJust so that I don't explodeAnd have another episode where I let it go as far asThe one with Benzino did I'm waiting for that next beef,I'm cocked, locked and loadedI'm ready to go so bad I'm going bananas,My dick's so hard Anna Nicole could use it to fucking pole vault withOh shit, I mean when she was still bloatedBefore they cut her stomach open and lipoed itAnybody I throw flames at gets a name it's a gameCause they know that they don't spit the sameIt's a shame, what people do for 10 minutes of fameEveryday it's the same thing,People in this game try to buddy buddy usJust to get close enough to study usEverybody just wants to have something to do with thatThey all trying to get that stampThey after that Shady - Aftermath moneyIt's like a monopolyThey probably just now finally understand how to rob fully50 Cent was like a fucking jackpot for meAnd Dre, it's like we hit the fucking lotteryAnd a damn slot machine at the same time as each otherWhy the fuck you think we ride like we brothersWhen we rhyme with each otherIn time we discovered that we have more in commonThen we thought with each otherBoth robbed of our mothersOur fathers ain't want usWhat was wrong with us, was it our faultCause we started thinking god doesn't love usTwo odd motherfuckers who just happened to meet at the right timeWhat a coincidence cause when 50 got shot up in Jamaica QueensI still remember the call up in ??Big L had just got popped just a month beforeIf 50 lives he's getting dropped from ColumbiaTwo years later me and Doc had to come and, uh, operateThat's when he popped up a number oneAnd we ain't never gonna stop if you wond-eringEven if I'm under the gunYou ain't gotta agree all the time with meOr see eye to eye there'll always be animosity between you and IBut see the difference is if it is I could give a shitStill gonna conduct motherfucking business as usualEgo's aside, fore I bruise em' allSwallow your pride fore I step on it with shoes you call Nike'sEarth links how do you like these you gotta love themLook at the bottom of em' they're like cleatsStomping, I been romping since Tim Dogg was hollering'Fuck Compton'I was whilin', free styling back when they was still making Maxell cassettesI wasn't even raps Elvis yetThat tells us that any doubts in your head that seals the shitRicky-Ticky-Toc-Ticky-Ticky-TocStill with the Diggy-Diggy-Doc-Diggy-Diggy-DocAnd you don't stop

"Encore / Curtains Down" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Encore / Curtains Down" (feat. Dr. Dre, 50 Cent)

[50 Cent]Sh-sh-sh-shadyAftermath, hahaG-G-G-G-G-Unit!, haha

[Chorus]Cause we came here to set this party off rightLet's bounce tonightAnd if they don't let us in through the frontWe'll come through the sideCuz i don't ever wanna leave the game withoutAt least saying goodbyeSo all my people on the left, all my people on the rightSwing one last time

[Eminem]Get your ass up for the doctorOne more time, get your ass up for the doctorCome on now, here we goCliff hanger, it's another club bangerGot you hangin' on the edge of your seatGet on down

[Dr. Dre]Times up, games over, you lose, I win'bout to show these knuckleheads how to do this hereOoh yeah, new year, next phase, beginLook who's got you goin' crazy againI'm a trend, I set one every time I'm inI go out and just come back full circle againYou a fad, that means your something that we already hadBut once you're gone, you don't come back, too bad

[Eminem]You're off the map now, radar can't even find youWe stay on the grind, you slip, we out-grind youYou walk around mad, you let your anger blind youWe walk around just playin' the violin behind youEnough with all the pissin' and moanin', whinin' and bitchin'Sit and observe, listen, you'll learn if you pay attentionWhy ten multi-platinum albums later, three diamondWorld-wide, we're on the charts with a bullet and still climbin'

[Chorus]

[Eminem]When dr. dre say crunk, you will get it crunk, get it crunkCrunk, crunk, crunkAnd when 50 cent says jump, you get on one foot and jumpJump, jump, jump, jump

[Dr. Dre]The buzz is tremendous, we drop you all to sense itI don't gotta promote it for you to know that doc is off the benches

[Eminem]We keep the party rockin' off the hengesWe ain't showin' off, we just goin' off popular consensus

[Dr. Dre]But critics say that Doc is soft, Doc is talkDoc is all washed up, knock it offWho the fuck is Doc impressin'?Doc is this, Doc is that, you got the wrong impressionYou must be on the cock of Doc, cuz Doc left you all guessin'So DJ take the needle and just drop it on the record (what)We gon' have this mutherfucker hoppin' in a second (bump bump)That's why we always save the best cut lastTo make you scratch and itch for it like fresh cut grass

[Eminem]Cuz we done swam with the sharks, wrestle with alligatorsSpoke to a generation of angry teenagersWhom if it wasn't for rap to bridge the gapMaybe raised to be racistWho may have never got to see our facesGrace the cover of Rolling Stone pagesBroke down barriers of language and racesJust call on the cape crusadersAnd leave it to me and Dre to pass the micAnd we can play the back and forth all dayLike the hot potato game, thats why we came to

[Chorus]

[Eminem]50 cent, come on!

[50 Cent]Bounce now, hands up, you know how we doWe make the club jump everywhere we goIt's no secret, everybody knowWhen Dre's involved, there's plenty money involved

[Dr. Dre]And plenty honey's involved, the sunny Sunday's and palm treesCali, everyday it's just another party from the valley'sAll the way to them 8 Mile alleys, let's rally

[Eminem]Hands up for the grand finaleNow raise up out your seat, Dre is about to speakBlaze a pound of weed six days up out the week

[Dr. Dre]You could catch me in the studio bangin' out the beats toProvide you with the heat that keep blazin' out your speaker

[Eminem]So never say never cuz Shady Aftermath togetherAlong with G-Unit Records presents the return of the-the Doc (and Shady)No one could do it betterWe tear the club up and leave without a strand of evidence and uh

[Chorus]

[Eminem]Yeah, hahaStill Aftermath, 2006And don't worry about that Detox albumIt's comin', we gonna make Dre do it, haha50 cent, G-unit, Obie Trice, D-twizzy, Stat Quo, Dr. DreWe ain't leavin', let's go! hahaLadies and gentlemen, thank you all for comin' out, peace!Oh shit, I almost forgotYou're comin' with me [gun shots]Haha, bye bye!See you in hell, fuckers.

"Final Thought (Skit)" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Final Thought (Skit)"


[People chanting eminem][Paper folding/tearing][Footsteps][Door open and slam shut]

[More footsteps][Gun reloading]

[sigh]

"One Shot 2 Shot" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"One Shot 2 Shot" (feat. D12)

[Intro]I told ya'll mothafuckas I was comin backWhat now nigga what now whatYou's the projects nigga

[Chorus- Eminem]One shot two shot three shots four shotsAll I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stopsBodies drop hit the floor music's offParties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off

[Verse 1- Bizarre]You bitches is gone I'm dropped in the clubAnd I'm tryna run and get my mothafuckin gun(Nigga what about your wife)Nigga fuck my wife I'm tryna run and save my mothafuckin lifeOh shit, the shooter's comin'Bitches, hoes niggas is runninPeople shot all over the floorAnd I'm tryna make it to the St. Andrew's doorThats the sound of the glockEven DJ House fucked around and got shotI done messed around and forgot my tecI don't see nobody but Fab Five and Hex

[Verse 2- Kuniva](Kuniva you aight)These niggas is trippin'(Where's Bizarre at?)I'm tryna slip through the exit and get to where my car is atBitches screamin everywhere and niggas is wildin'Two minutes ago we was all jokin and smilinThis chick is clingin onto me sobbin and sighinSayin she didn't mean to diss me earlier and she cryinBut it's real and it's on and cats is gettin killedSo I hugged her and used her body as a human shieldAnd she got hit now she yellin(Don't leave me!)I told her I'd be right back and the dumb bitch believed meI squeezed through the back door and made my escapeI ran and got my 38 I hope its not to late

[Chorus- Eminem]One shot two shot three shots four shotsAll I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stopsBodies drop hit the floor music's offParties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off

[Verse 3- Swifty](Nigga I been tryna call you all day mothafucka where you at?)I'm on seven mile what the fuck was thatDamn somebody hit me from the back(With they car?)With a gat nigga and my tire is flatAnd I just hit a pole, them niggas some hoes(Is you hit?)Iono but I can tell you what they droveIt was a black Mitsubishi(Shit thats the clique we beefin wit I swear)Man and I was on my way thereBelieve me I'm leavin a carcus today I'ma park my car and walk the rest of the wayI'm in the mood to strut, my AK ain't even tuckI'ma meet you at the club we gon' fuck these hoes up

[Chorus- Eminem]One shot two shot three shots four shotsAll I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stopsBodies drop hit the floor music's offParties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off

[Verse 4- Eminem]I never seen no shit like this is my life beforePeople are still camped out from the night beforeSleepin outside the door waitin in lineStill tryna get inside the club to see D12 performThe fire marshalls no, the venue's too smallPeople are wall to wall three thousand and some odd vansAnd some cum wad from out the parkin lotGet into an argument over a parkin spotHe decides to pull his gun out and let's a few of 'em offMissed who he's aimin for six feet away's the doorIn St. Andrew's hall not a stray slidin all over the placeSprays one bitch in the face another one of 'em came through the wallBefore anyone could even hear the first shot go offI'm posted up by the bar havin a Mozeltoff Bullet wizzed right by my ear damn near shot it offThank god I'm alive I gotta find DenaunAnd where the fuck is Von he usually tucks one on himWait a minute I think I just saw BizarreNah I guess not, what the fuck oh my god it wasI never saw him run so fast in my lifeLook at him haulin ass I think he left his wifeThere she is on the ground bein trampledI go to grab her up by the damn hand and I can't pull herGod damn there just went another damn bullet I'm hitMy vest is barely able to handle it, its to thinIf I get hit again I can't do it, I scoop DeeFollow Bizarre's path and ran through itAnd made it to the front door and collapsed on the stepsLooked up and I seen Swift shootin it outBut I can't see who he's shootin it out withBut Denaun's right behind him squeezin his four fifth

[Chorus- Eminem]One shot two shot three shots four shotsAll I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stopsBodies drop hit the floor music's offParties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off

[Verse 5- Kon Artis]It's Friday night came to this bitch rightBig ass to my left and Desert Eagle to my rightI ain't come in this bitch to party I came in this bitch to fightAlthough I can't stay here to fight cuz I'm poppin niggas tonightThats right bitches I'm drunk with revengeShot a bouncer in the neck for tryna check when I get inSwift told me to meet him here so its clear that this fuckaShoot out the back of his truck goes up in this mothafuckaSo one shot for the money two's to stop the showThird's for the bartender there's plenty of shots to go(I just wanna know who's drivin a black Mitsubishi)He tried to run so Proof shot him in the knee wit a three piece

[Chorus- Eminem]One shot two shot three shots four shotsAll I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stopsBodies drop hit the floor music's offParties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off

"Crazy In Love" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Crazy In Love"

[Ann Wilson's voice]I Tell myself that I'm doing alrightNothing else to do tonight butTo go Crazy, Crazy On YouLemme go Crazy, Crazy on youyouuuuuuuuu

[Verse 1]Can't you see what you do to me baby?You make me crazy, you make me act like a maniac.I'm like a lunatic, you make me sickYou truly are the only one who can do this to meYou just make me get so crazy.I go skitzo, I get so insane I just go skitzophrenicOne minute I want to slit your throatThe next I want to sex.You make me crazy,the way we act like 2 maniacs in the sacWe fuck like 2 jackrabbitsAnd maybe that's a bad habit.Cuz the next day we're right back at itIn the same exact patternWhat the fuck is the matter with usWe can't figure out if it'sLust or it's loveWhat's sad is what's attracting us to each otherThey say that every man grows up to marry his own mother.Which would explain why you're such a motherfucking bitchBut I stay and still stick it out with you even though I just hit you todayBut you deserve it you hit me first and provoked me to choke youJust cuz I came home late last night crawled in bed and I woke you.But if there's one thing about you I admire its, baby,Because you stay with me, maybe, because you're as crazy as I amCuz when I look at you I can see an angel in your eyesBut if I look deeper inside I see your freakish little side.Like a devil in disguise,You're always full of surprisesAlways pullin' devisesOut your purse, little vibrators and dildosYou fucked yourself so muchYou barely feel those anymoreYou're only 24 but you're plenty more matureThan those other little hoesWho just act like little girlsLike they're in middle school stillYou're crazy sexy cool, chillinYou play your positionYou never step out of lineEven though I stay in your businessYou've always kept out of mine.I wonder whats on your mindSometimes they say love is blindMaybe that's why the first time I dotted your eyeYou ain't see a sign.

[with Chorus]Or maybe you did Maybe you like being shovedMaybe cuz we're crazy in loooove

[Chorus]Crazy on youCrazy on youLet me go crazy crazy on youuuuuuuuu

[Verse 2]

You're the ink to my paperWhere my pen is to my padThe moral, the very fiberThe whole substance to my rap.You are my reason for beingThe meaning of my existenceIf it wasn't for youI would never be able to spit thisAs intense I do and the ironyIs you rely on me as muchas I rely on you to inspire me like you do.You provide me the lighter fluid to fuel my fireYou're my entire supplyGas, the match, the igniter.The only way that I am able to stay so stableIs you're the legs to my tableIf you were to break I'd fall on my face.But I'm always going to make you feelI don't need you as much as I really need youSo you don't use it to your advantage.But you're essential to meYou're the air I breatheI believe if you ever leave meI'd probably have no reason to be.You are the Kim to my MarshallYou're the Slim to my ShadyThe Dre to my EminemThe Elaina to my Hailey.You are the word I am looking for whenI'm trying to describe how I feel insideAnd the right one just won't come to my mind.You're like the pillar that props me upThe beam that supports meThe bitch who never took half,The wife who never divorced me.You're like the root to my evilYou let my devil come out meYou let me beat the shit out youBefore you beat the shit out me.

[with Chorus]

And no matter how muchToo much is never enoughMaybe cuz we're crazy in loooove

[Chorus]I'm crazy on youCrazy on youLet me go crazy crazy on youuuuuuuuu

"Mockingbird" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Mockingbird"

YeahI know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right nowBut hey, what daddy always tell you?Straighten up little soldierStiffen up that upper lipWhat you crying about?You got me

Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dadWell I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never hadI can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laughI can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cryCause you're scared, I ain't there?Daddy's with you in your prayersNo more crying, wipe them tearsDaddy's here, no more nightmaresWe gon' pull together through it, we gon' do itLaney uncles crazy, ain't he?Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know itWe're all we got in this worldWhen it spins, when it swirlsWhen it whirls, when it twirlsTwo little beautiful girlsLookin' puzzled, in a dazeI know it's confusing youDaddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the newsI try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seemsThe harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on meAll the things growing up his daddy that he had to seeDaddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he didWe did not plan it to be this way, your mother and meBut things have gotten so bad between usI don't see us ever being together ever againLike we used to be when we was teenagersBut then of course everything always happens for a reasonI guess it was never meant to beBut it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny isBut no more worries, rest your head and go to sleepMaybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream

[Chorus]Now hush little baby, don't you cryEverything's gonna be alrightStiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told yaDaddy's here to hold ya through the nightI know mommy's not here right now and we don't know whyWe feel how we feel insideIt may seem a little crazy, pretty babyBut I promise momma's gon' be alright

It's funnyI remember back one year when daddy had no moneyMommy wrapped the Christmas presents upAnd stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from meCause daddy couldn't buy 'emI'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night cryingCause daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a jobBut his job was to keep the food on the table for you and momAnd at the time every house that we lived inEither kept getting broken into and robbedOr shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jarTryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to collegeAlmost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole itAnd I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heartAnd it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apartMom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved backOn the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartmentAnd dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on NovaraAnd that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. DreAnd flew you and momma out to see meBut daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave meThen you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like itAnd you and Laney were to young to understand itPapa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habitAnd it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab itI'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first handCause all I ever wanted to do was just make you proudNow I'm sitting in this empty house, just reminiscingLookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me outTo see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters nowWow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still hereLaney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still hereI like the sound of that, yeahIt's got a ring to it don't it?Shh, momma's only gone for the moment

[Chorus]

And if you ask me tooDaddy's gonna buy you a mockingbirdI'mma give you the worldI'mma buy a diamond ring for youI'mma sing for youI'll do anything for you to see you smileAnd if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shineI'mma break that birdies neckI'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to yaAnd make him eat every carat don't fuck with dad (haha)

"Spend Some Time" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Spend Some Time"

[Eminem]If there's any bitches in this room, then there's something I gotta sayFor all the fools who fell for the first girl who comes their wayI've been down that road and now I'm back, sittin' on square oneTryna pick myself up where I started from

[Obie Trice]I never woulda thought that I'd see you outta controlEven though my penis was deep down in your holeYou should know between us we was like mates to soulNothing could intervene us, especially no hoesYou was more so the chalant type, I choseTo more shows, haunted you nights I supposeThat's how it go, with time spent, emotion growsIn the beginning, friends we decided to rollSo who's responsible when you get excited, explodeAnd Obie's grinning, then you invite that Obie's coldBut bitches the gon' talk, niggas they gon' hateWe established this way before we became matesSo whats required is that you chill with all that fireGet your desire when I retire

[Chorus]Spend some time with me, say that you'll be mineI never thought I'd find someone to be mineLord knows I was right cuz you just crossed the lineSpend some time with me, say that you'll be mine

[Eminem]I used to say I never met a girl like you beforeStill ain't got a fuckin' clue as to who you truly areAlmost went as far as introducing you to my daughtersTill you went as far as goin' and snoopin' through my drawersNow I just feel stupid for the loop that you threw me forCan't believe I almost flew the coop for some stupid whoreYou used to say all you wanted was for me to be yoursAll I ever wanted from you was a few booty callsIf you recall I used to treat you as a groupie broadWhen we fucked I refused to even take my jewelry offBut it threw me off the first time I called and you blew me offIt was a shock, it struck me as odd but it turned me onYou started getting moody on me, pretty soon we'd argueAnd the ruder you got, the more beautiful you got to meAnd who woulda even knew that who woulda even thought possiblyCupid could shoot another one of them God damn darts at meIt's true that I got shot in the heartBut when someone seems too good to be true, they usually areBut see, when you're in it it's too hard to seeTill you pull up and see some other dude's car parked and reachUp under the seat as your heart starts to beatBefore you make a decision that's life alteringAnd just as you halt and you turn and you start to leaveYou hear them words echoing, almost haunting, that taunting ring

[Chorus]

[Stat Quo]In most cases, Stat's attitude is fuck-a-bitchMy only motive is to get head and fuck a bitchBut you was different, thought we shared a covenantEven held your hand in public, we sufferin' because of thisShorty on some whole 'notha other shitTryna play sick thinkin' i'mma trick off rickI'll admit, I was caught in the mix, down to commitFeed you the best of me, I shoulda fed you pissWe started off closer than closeBut who coulda predicted to know, your triflin' ways woulda stopped our growthAnd the final result, back in that same boatI ask myself, do I love these hoes? NO!

[50 cent]Em introduced us, "50 this is Tanya, Tanya this is 50"Then slid off and left her to kick it with meI complimented her, I said you have very nice lipsWith my imagination, I could see her suckin' my dickWe played the phone game, a week later, shit changed fastHad her comin' over in a cab to give me some assDowntown Manhattan on the balcony, stare at the skylinePenthouse full of imported shit, you know how I grindShe got to talkin', talkin' like an opportunist tooWhy talk when suckin' my dick is the real career move?Said she's an inspiring actress, she do videos for practiceYeah, yeah, know how many times I done heard that shit?

[Chorus]

"Ass Like That" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Ass Like That"

[Chorus]The way you shake it, I can't believe itI ain't never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be trueI ain't never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancerShe's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, IThink someones at the doorBut I don't think I'm gonna answerPolice saying "freeze"Doing, doing, doingWhat do you mean freeze?Please, I'm a human being, I have needsI'm not done, not till I'm finish peeingI am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. OfficerI'm already on my kneesI can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for meAnd do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, peeYes, I make r&b, I sing song it goRing-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-chingPsych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kiddIf I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgiveFor I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppetI can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[Chorus]

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'Nick I ain't never seen an ass like thatEverytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goesDoing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesomeNow they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bumsI go to the movies and sit down with my pop cornPolice saying "freeze"Doing doing doingWhat do you mean freeze?Geez, I just got my seatI have ticket, look, I put away my zipper zippedPlease do not remove me from this movie theater pleaseI did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower sceneI didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big sceneAnd don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PGMr. Officer, I demand to see my attorneyI will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be freeFree, yes, free, right back on the streetsWhat you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a manAnd I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[Chorus]

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough soI ain't never seen a butt like thatMaybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-goIn that video she sings get out your bozoI need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJoPolice saying "freeze"Doing, doing, doingWhat do you mean freeze?My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranchI just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of theseHere, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of thisNobody is safe from me, no not even meI don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, peeOn the radio, but I think I didJanet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a titPsych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kiddI don't think my joke is working, I must flee quickGet to the chopper, everybody get outI am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[Chorus]

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?I ain't never seen an ass like thatCuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doing

What the fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)

"Just Lose It" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Just Lose It"

[Intro][Eminem making sounds:]Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down!Ok..Guess who's back?Back againShady's backTell a friendWhaaaaaaaa

Now everyone report to the dance floorTo the dance floor, to the dance floorNow everyone report to the dance floorAlright Stop!.....Pajama time

[Verse 1]Come here little kiddies, On my lapGuess who's back with a brand new rap?And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toysWhat else could I possibly do to make noise?I done touched on everything, but little boysThat's not a stab at MichaelThat's just a metaphor, I'm just psychoI go a little bit crazy sometimesI get a little bit out of control with my rhymesGood God, dip, do a little slideBend down, touch your toes and just glideUp the center of the dance floorLike TP for my bungholeAnd it's cool if you let one goNobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound]Oops my CD just skippedAnd everyone just heard you let one rip

[Chorus]Now I'm gonna make you danceIt's your chanceYeah boy shake that assOops I mean girl girl girl girlGirl you know you're my worldAlright now lose it(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Just lose it(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Go crazy(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Oh baby(HA-HA)Oh baby, baby(HA-HA)

[Verse 2]Well, it's Friday and it's my dayJust to party all the way to SundayMaybe 'til Monday, I dunno what dayEveryday's just a holidayCrusin' on the freewayFeelin' kinda breezyGot the top down, lettin' my hair blowI dunno where I'm goin'All I know is when I get thereSomeone's gonna "touch my body"

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerkBut I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from workCould you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)Now, what's your name girl?What's your sign?[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"DRE! (HA-HA)Beer Goggles! Blind!I'm just tryna unwind now I'm

[Chorus]Now I'm gonna make you danceIt's your chanceYeah boy shake that assOops I mean girl girl girl girlGirl you know you're my worldAlright now lose it(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Just lose it(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Go crazy(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Oh baby(HA-HA)Oh baby, baby(HA-HA)

[Verse 3]It's Tuesday and I'm locked upI'm in jail and I don't know what happenedThey say I was running butt nakedDown the street screaming(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Well I'm sorry, I don't rememberAll I know is this muchI'm not guiltyThey said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tapeyellin' at an old lady 'Touch my body!'"

Now this is the part where the rap breaks downIt gets real intense, no one makes a soundEverything looks like it's 8 Mile nowThe beat comes back and everybody lose themselvesSnap back to realityLook it's B.Rabbit!Yo you signed me up to battle!?I'm a grown man!Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbieI don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)Grab you left nut, make your right one jealous (what?)Black girlsWhite girlsSkinny girlsFat girlsTall girlsSmall girlsI'm callin' all girlsEveryone report to the dance floorIt's your chance for a little romance orButt squeezin' it's the seasonJust go (HA-HA-HA-HA)It's so appeasin'

[Chorus]Now I'm gonna make you danceIt's your chanceYeah boy shake that assOops I mean girl girl girl girlGirl you know you're my worldAlright now lose it(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Just lose it(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Go crazy(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Oh baby(HA-HA)Oh baby, baby(HA-HA)

[Outro]UmMmMmm touch my bodyUmMmMmm touch my bodyOoh boy just touch my bodyI mean girl just touch my body

"Em Calls Paul (Skit)" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Em Calls Paul (Skit)"

Aye yo Paul, It's EmI got your call about the Michael Jackson thingAnd I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the videoWhat does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?'Well I'll show him who's really 'bad'Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these callsYou should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror'And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough'Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video?Well he'll always be that Michael to meAnd it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeonsAnd I hope they all fucking die!How do you like that?And I like him, I like him a lotI want to touch him but I can'tExcuse me, I'm taking a shitSorryAnyways, call me backI have this idea about how I want to end the showSo, hit me when you get this message fuckerOh, and by the wayNo I don't have a new gun [click] (goddamn it)

"Big Weenie" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Big Weenie"

I don't understandWhy are you being so mean?You're mean mean man

[Chorus]You are just jealous of meCuz you, you just can't do what I doSo instead of just admitting itYou walk around and sayAll kinds of really mean thingsAbout me cuz you're a meanie, a meanieBut it's only cuz you'reJust really jealous of meCuz I'm what you want to beSo you just look like an idiotWhen you say these mean thingsCuz it's too easy to seeYou're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 1]Alright listen, I need you to focusI need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is importantWe are going to perform an experiment of the sortsI'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a momentNow I need you to open your mind-your eyes close themYou are now about to be placed under my hypnosisFor the next four and a half minutesWe are going to explore into your mindTo find out why you're so fuckin' jealousNow why did they make Yoo-Hoo?Hippity ga-ga boo-booPsych, I'm kiddingI just wanted to see if you're still listenin'Ok, now I need your undivided attentionSir I have a questionWhy do I always sense this undeniable tensionFrom the moment that I enter into the roomIt gets all quiet and whispersWhenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned?I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at meIs it just because

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]Alright now I, I just flubbed a lineI was going to say something extremely importantBut I forgot who or what it was, I fucked upPsych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn'tThat's just what you wanted to hear from meIs that I fucked up ain't it?But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paperIt doesn't take a bunch of takesOr me to stand here in this booth all dayFor me to say the truth, ok?You're droolin, you have tooth decayYour mouth is open, you're disgustingWhat the fuck you eat for lunchA bunch of sweets or something, what?You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?Your tooth is rotten to the gumYour breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?Yes I do sir, what am I on?You sir are on truth syrumMarshall I'm so jealous of youPlease say you won't tell nobodyI'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrifiedThat someone's gonna find out why I'm sayingAll these terrible, evil and awful mean thingsIt's my own insecurity!

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]Alright now we, we're going to conductThat experiment that we were talking about earlierJust to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasyCuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see?Here's a mirror, notice the resemblence here?Wait, let me put these sun glasses onNow look in this mirror, how about now?What do you have in common?You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'emYou look like I sound like singing about weeniesNow take my weenie out of your mouthThis is between me and you, I know you're not happyI know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere cryingCurled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dyingThere is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours isMine is like sticking a banana between two orangesWhy you even doing this to yourself, it's pointlessWhy do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuousMy point is thisThat if you say mean things, weenie will shrinkNow I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...

[Chorus]

"Rain Man" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Rain Man"

[Dre (Em)]Yeah(Definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely K-mart)Yeah, yeah

[Eminem (Dr. Dre):]You find me offensive? I find you offensiveFor finding me offensiveHence if I should draw a line on any fencesIf so to what extense ifAny, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensiveBeing on the other side of the courtroom on the defensiveThey say that I cause extensivePsychological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this,Far at other people's expensesI say your all just too god damn sensitiveIt's censorshipAnd it's down right blasphemousListen to shit now cause I won't stand for thisAnd Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neitherAnd let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him eitherHe used to be like a hero to meI even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--frigeratorRight next to Darth VaderAnd Darth must have put a hex on him for laterI feel like it's my fault cause of the way thatI stuck him up in between him and Lex LutherI killed Superman, I killed Super--manAnd how ironic, that I'd be the bad guyKryptonite: The Green Chronic

[Chorus:]Cause I ain't got no legs!Or no brain, nice to meet youHi, my name is...I forgot my name!My name was not to become what I became with this level of fameMy soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....Rain Man

Now in the Bible it saysThou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,Have homosexual sexUnless of course you were given the consent to join inThen of course, it's intercourseAnd it's bi-sexual sexWhich isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actionsEither before, during or after performing the act of that whichIs normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrasesThat are more used by today's kidsIn a more derogatory way butWho's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?Let's ask Dr. DreDr. Dre? (What up?)I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)But, but! I ain't done yetIn football the quarterback yells out hutt-huttWhile he reaches in another grown man's assGrabs on his nuts but just what ifIt was never meant it was just an accidentBut he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went inHis teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean itBut his little weenie flinched just a little bitAnd I don't mean to go in into any more details butWhat if he pictured it as a females butt?Is that gay? I just need to clear things upTill then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

[Chorus]

You find me offensive, I find you offensiveShit, this is the same verse I just did thisWhen am I gonna come to my good senses?Probably the day Bush comes to my defensesMy spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearbyAnd my plan is to get him nextAnd open up a whip ass canisterGod damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put itThis is the only thing that I'm good atI am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green ChronicDemonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on itI got it, high five Nick LacheyStuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked awayAnd she blew around the room like a balloon-aGrabbed the last can of chicken tunaOut the trash can and zoom-aHeaded straight back to the Neverland RanchWith a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwichAnd I don't gotta make no god damn senseI just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

[Chorus]Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAA AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHYo, Rain ManDefinitely, definitely Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand andTwo thousand four hundred and eighty seven millionNine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty threeAnd seventy (Yeah)

"Paul (Skit)" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS


"Paul (Skit)"


Hey Em, it's Paul
Uh, listen I just got a call from the label
And you're probably not gonna be surprised but, um
Michael Jackson is extremely upset about the 'Just Lose It' video
And um, I mean he's pissed so I-I don't know what he's gonna do
But we gotta talk about how we're gonna handle this, um
Oh yeah, anyway, somebody told me that, um, they heard a rumor that you got a new gun, um
I know it's probably not true, but I just need to talk to you about that
So, uh, give me a call [click]

"My First Single" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"My First Single"

Ohh!Yeah!So much for first single on this one

[Verse 1]Shady's the labelAftermath is the stableThat the horses come out erraOf course we're about to stir upSome shit thick as Mrs Buttersworth's syrupIt's the mr. picked on Christopher ReevesJust for no reason other than the just to tease himCause he was was his biggest fan, he used to be SupermanNow we're pourin liquor on the curb in his name for himEminem you wait till' we meet up againFucker I'm kickin your ass for everything you've ever saidIt's one for the money two for the fuckin showReady get set, let's goHere comes the bucking bronco stompin and stampedin up the damn streetLike them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blowSo look out below, geronimo, motherfuckers is dominosI'm on a roll, around and around I goWhen will I stop? I don't knowTryna pick up where the Eminem Show left offBut I know anything's possibleThough I'm not gonna top what I soldI'm at the top of my gameThat shit is not gonna changeLong as I got Dr. Dre on my teamI'll get away with murderI'm O.J. he's like my Cochran todayWe keep the mark from the tapesIn a safe, locked them awayBetter watch what you sayJust when you thought you were safeThem fuckers got you on tapeYou swear to god you was playinWhether or not you was little JoshuaGosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the sameCause one day it could cost you your name

[Chorus]And this was supposed to be my first singleBut I just fucked that up so,Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingleSlap a bitch and smack a hoThis was supposed to be my catchy little jingleThat you hear on your radioBut shit's about to hit the shingleOh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Noerra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Oh Ah AhOh Ah Oh AhOh Ah Oh AhPoo Poo Ca Ca

[Verse 2]Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pillsAnd woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare nakedchicka chicka chicka ..Janean just turned 16 and used a fake idTo sneak in V.I.P. to see R. KellyHehehehehe, to be so young and naiveOh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care freeParis and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherishEvery picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necksHickory Dickory Dirk DigglerLook at me work wizardry with these wordsAm I a jerk or just jerk chickenOr Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain22 jerks and a jerk circleOr is it a circle jerk or wait a minuteWhat am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind itrrrbb lemme ask you againAm I just jerkin the chainAm I bizerk or insaneOr am I just one of them damn amateursWorkin the damn camera filmin one of themParis Hilton home made pornosWho keeps tiltin the lens at an angleChicka ChickaJust recently somebody just discoveredBritney and Justin videotapes of them fuckinWhen they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse clubAnd dusted them and went straight to The Source with themCause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-And then tried to erase and record over itBut if you listen close enough to it you can hear theGa-Uh and then the come to find out it was JustinSayin "I'm gon-na come!"And this was suppose to be

[Chorus]supposed to be my first singleBut I just fucked that up so,Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingleSlap a bitch and smack a hoThis was supposed to be my catchy little jingleThat you hear on your radioBut shit's about to hit the shingleOh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Noerra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Oh Ah AhOh Ah Oh AhOh Ah Oh AhPoo Poo Ca Ca

[Verse 3]Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chestAnd address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear itAll you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this numberIt's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dickAnd if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about meJust type in your number back and follow it by the pound keyAnd I'll be sure to get backAs soon as there comes a day that I fall out with DreWake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock(?) bawka-bi-kawOr suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dickAnd stick a dick in your mouthI'm done you can fuck offfucka-fucka-fuck offf!

[Chorus]And this was supposed to be my first singleBut I just fucked that up so,Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingleSlap a bitch and smack a hoThis was supposed to be my catchy little jingleThat you hear on your radioBut shit's about to hit the shingleOh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Noerra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Oh Ah AhOh Ah Oh AhOh Ah Oh AhPoo Poo Ca Ca

"Puke" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Puke"

[Sounds of someone puking]

There I go--thinking of you again

[Chorus]You don't know how sick you make meYou make me fuckin' sick to my stomachEvery time I think of you, I pukeYou must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoaYou may not think you do, but you doEvery time I think of you I puke

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little poemBut off of the dome would probably be a little more, more suitable for this type of song--whoaI got a million reasons off the top of my head that I could think ofSixteen bars, this ain't enough to put some ink taSo fuck it, I'ma start right here I'll just be brief I'mBout to rattle off some of the reasonsI knew I shouldn't go and get another tattoo of youOn my arm, but what do I go and doI go and get another one, now I got twoOoh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oohNow I'm sittin' here with your name on my skinI can't believe I went and did this stupid shit againMy next girlfriend, now her name's gotta be KimShi-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-itIf you only knew how much I hated youFor every motherfuckin' thing you ever put us throughThen I wouldn't be standing here crying over youBoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-who

[Chorus]You don't know how sick you make meYou make me fuckin' sick to my stomachEvery time I think of you, I pukeYou must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoaYou may not think you do, but you doEvery time I think of you I puke

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letterBut I thought a song would probably be a little betterInstead of a letterThat you'd probably just shred up--yeahI stumbled on your picture yesterday and it made me stop and think ofHow much of a waste it'd be for me to put some ink ta, a stupid piece aPaper, I'd rather let you see howMuch I fuckin' hate you in a freestyleYou're a fuckin' coke-head slut, I hope you fuckin' dieI hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eyeI hate your fuckin' guts, you fuckin' slut, I hope you dieDi-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-ieBut please don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter or madIt's not that I still love you, it's not 'cause I want you backIt's just that when I think of you, it makes me wannaYack-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-ackWhat else can I do, I haven't got a clueNow I guess I'll just move on, I have no choice but toBut every time I think of you now, I'll I wanna doIs pu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uke

[Chorus]You don't know how sick you make meYou make me fuckin' sick to my stomachEvery time I think of you, I pukeYou must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoaYou may not think you do, but you doEvery time I think of you, I puke

Fuckin' bitch

"Mosh" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Mosh"

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of AmericaAnd to the Republic for which it standsOne nation under GodIndivisible with liberty and justice for all...It feels so good to be back..

I scrutinize every word, memorize every lineI spit it once, refuel, re-energize and rewindI give sight to the blind, my insight through the mindI exercise my right to express when I feel it's timeIt's just all in your mind, what you interpret it asI say to fight, you take it as I'mma whip someone's assIf you don't understand, don't even bother to askA father who has grown up with a fatherless pastWho has blown up now to rap phenomenon that hasOr at least shows no difficulty multi-taskAnd in juggling both perhaps mastered his craftSlash entrepreneur who has helped launch a few more rap actsWho's had a few obstacles thrown his way through the last halfOf his career typical manure moving past thatMr. kisses ass crack, he's a class actRubber band man, yea he just snaps back

[Chorus:]Come along follow me as I lead through the darknessAs I provide just enough spark that we need to proceedCarry on, give me hope, give me strengthCome with me and I won't steer you wrongPut your faith and your trust as I guide us through the fogTo the light at the end of the tunnelWe gonna fight, we gonna charge, we gonna stomp, we gonna marchThrough the swamp, we gonna mosh through the marshTake us right through the doors (c'mon)

All the people up top on the side and the middleCome together lets all bomb and swamp just a littleJust let it gradually build from the front to the backAll you can see is a sea of people some white and some blackDon't matter what color, all that matters we gathered togetherTo celebrate for the same cause don't matter the weatherIf it rains let it rain, yea the wetter the betterThey ain't gonna stop us they can't, we stronger now more than everThey tell us no we say yea, they tell us stop we say goRebel with a rebel yell, raise hell we gonna let em knowStomp, push, shove, mush, Fuck Bush, until they bring our troops home (c'mon)

[Chorus]

Imagine it pouring, it's raining down on usMosh pits outside the oval officeSomeone's tryina tell us something,Maybe this is God just sayin' we're responsibleFor this monster, this coward,That we have empoweredThis is Bin Laden, look at his head noddin'How could we allow something like this without pumping our fistsNow this is our final hourLet me be the voice in your strength and your choiceLet me simplify the rhyme just to amplify the noiseTry to amplify the times it, and multiply by six...Teen million people, Are equal at this high pitchMaybe we can reach alqueda through my speechLet the president answer a higher anarchyStrap him with an Ak-47, let him go, fight his own warLet him impress daddy that wayNo more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soilNo more psychological warfare, to trick us to thinking that we ain't loyalIf we don't serve our own country, we're patronizing a heroLook in his eyes its all liesThe stars and stripes, they've been swiped, washed out and wipedAnd replaced with his own face, Mosh now or dieIf I get sniped tonight you know why,Cause I told you to fight.

[Chorus]

And as we proceed,To Mosh through this desert storm,In these closing statements, if they should argueLet us beg to differAs we set aside our differencesAnd assemble our own armyTo disarm this Weapon of Mass DestructionThat we call our President, for the presentAnd Mosh for the future of our next generationTo speak and be heardMr. President, Mr. SenatorDo you guy's hear us...hear us...[laughing] (Hailie)

"Like Toy Soldiers" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Like Toy Soldiers"

Step by step, heart to heart, left right leftWe all fall down...

[Chorus]Step by step, heart to heart, left right leftWe all fall down like toy soldiersBit by bit, torn apart, we never winBut the battle wages on for toy soldiers

[Verse 1]I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composureEven though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shouldersI ain't never supposed to show it, my crew ain't supposed to know itEven if it means goin' toe to toe with a Benzino it don't matterI'd never drag them in battles that I can handle unless I absolutely have toI'm supposed to set an exampleI need to be the leader, my crew looks for me to guide 'emIf some shit ever does pop off, I'm supposed to be beside 'emThat Ja shit I tried to squash it, it was too late to stop itThere's a certain line you just don't cross and he crossed itI heard him say Hailie's name on a song and I just lost itIt was crazy, this shit went way beyond some Jay-z and Nas shitAnd even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost itI spent too much energy on it, honestly I'm exhaustedAnd I'm so caught in it I almost feel I'm the one who caused itThis ain't what I'm in hip-hop for, it's not why I got in itThat was never my object for someone to get killedWhy would I wanna destroy something I help buildIt wasn't my intentions, my intentions was goodI went through my whole career without ever mentionin' SugeAnd that was just out of respect for not runnin' my mouthAnd talkin' about something that I knew nothing aboutPlus Dre told me stay out, this just wasn't my beefSo I did, I just fell back, watched and gritted my teethWhile he's all over t.v. down talkin' a man who literally saved my lifeLike fuck it i understand this is businessAnd this shit just isn't none of my businessBut still knowin' this shit could pop off at any minute cause

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]There used to be a time when you could just say a rhymeAnd wouldn't have to worry about one of your people dyin'But now it's elevated cause once you put someone's kids in itThe shit gets escalated, it ain't just words no more is it?It's a different ball game, callin' names and you ain't just rappin'We actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happenin'Me and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with himAnd asked him not to start it he wasn't gonna go after himUntil Ja started yappin' in magazines how we stabbed himFuck it 50 smash 'em, mash 'em and let him have itMeanwhile my attention is pullin' in other directionsSome receptionist at The Source who answers phones at his deskHas an erection for me and thinks that I'll be his resurrectionTries to blow the dust off his mic and make a new recordBut now he's fucked the game up cause one of the ways I came upWas through that publication the same one that made me famousNow the owner of it has got a grudge against me for nothin'Well fuck it, that motherfucker can get it too, fuck him thenBut I'm so busy being pissed off I don't stop to thinkThat we just inherited 50's beef with Murder Inc.And he's inherited mine which is fine ain't like either of us mindWe still have soldiers that's on the front lineThat's willing to die for us as soon as we give the ordersNever to extort us, strictly to show they support usWe'll maybe shout 'em out in a rap or up in a chorusTo show them we love 'em back and let 'em know how important it isTo have Runyan Avenue, soldiers up in our cornersTheir loyalty to us is worth more than any award isBut I ain't tryna have none of my people hurt and murderedIt ain't worth it, I can't think of a perfecter way to word itThen to just say that I love ya'll too much to see the verdictI'll walk away from it all before I let it go any furtherBut don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm coppin'I'm just willin' to be the bigger manIf ya'll can quit poppin' off at the jaws, well then I canCause frankly I'm sick of talkin'I'm not gonna let someone else's coffin rest on my conscience cause

[Chorus]

"Yellow Brick Road" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Yellow Brick Road"

[Intro]What we have to do is deal with it when these individuals are young enough. If you wish to besaved, not in a religious sense but not to constitute what this country at times calls if orwhich over. We seem to be approaching an age of the gross. We all have this idea that we shouldmove up from our parents station and each generation should do a little bit better.

[Verse 1- Eminem]Come on, let's cut the bullshit enoughLet's get it started, let's start addressing this issue and open it upLet's take this shit back to basementAnd we can discuss statements thats made on this tapeAnd its whole origin of the music that we all know and loveThe music that we all enjoy the music you all accuse me of tryna destroyLet's rewind it to 89 when I was a boy on the east side of DetroitCrossing 8 Mile into Warren, into hick territoryI'd like to share a story, this is my story and cant no body tell it for meYou will well inform me, I am well aware that I don't belong hereYou've made that perfectly clear, I get my ass kicked damn near everywhereFrom Bel-Air shopping center just for stopping in thereFrom the black side all the way to the white sideOK there's a bright side a day that I might slideYou may call it a past I call it hauling my assThrough that patch of grass over them railroad tracksOh them railroad tracks, them old railroad tracksThem good old notorious oh well known tracks

[Chorus x2]So lets go backFollow the yellow brick road as we go on another episodeJourney with me as I take you through this nifty little placeI once used to call home sweet home

[Verse 2- Eminem]I roam the streets so much they call me a drifterSometimes I stick up a thumb just to hitch hikeJust to get picked up to get me a lift to 8 mile and Van DykeAnd steal a god damn bike from somebody's backyardAnd drop it off at the park that was the half way markTo meet Kim had to walk back to her mama's on Chalmers after darkTo sneak me in the house when I'm kicked out my mom'sThats about the time I first met Proof with Goofy Gary on the stepsAt Osbourne handing out some flyers, he was doing some talent showsAt Centerline High, I had told him to stop by and check this out sometimeHe looked at me like I'm out my mind shook his head like white boys don't know how to rhymeI spit out a line and rhymed birthday with first placeAnd we both had the same rhymes that sound alikeWe was on the same shit that Big Daddy Kane shit with compound syllables sound combinedFrom that day we was down to ride somehow we knew we'd meet again somewhere down the line

[Chorus x2]So lets go backFollow the yellow brick road as we go on another episodeJourney with me as I take you through this nifty little placeI once used to call home sweet home

[Verse 3- Eminem]My first year in 9th grade, can't forget that day at schoolIt was cool till your man MC Shan came throughAnd said that Puma's The Brand 'cause the clan makes troopsIt was rumors but man, god damn, they flewMust've been true because man we done banned they shoesI had the new ones the Cool J, Ice land swayed tooAnd we just through them in the trash like they yesterday's newsGuess who came through next, X-clan debutProfessor X vanglorious exists in a state of red, black, and greenWith a key sissies now with this being a new trendWe don't fit in crackers is out with Cactus albumsBlackness is in, African symbols and medallionsRepresents black power and we ain't know what it meantMe and my man Howard and Butter, we would go to the mall with 'emAll over our necks like we're showing 'em off not knowing at allWe was being laughed at you ain't even half blackYou ain't supposed to have that homie let me grab thatAnd that Flavor Flave clock we gonna have to snatch thatAll I remember is meeting back at Manix's basementsaying how we hate this, how racist but dope the x clan's tape is...Which reminds me back in 89 me and Kim broke up for the first timeShe was tryna two time me and there was this black girlAt our school who thought I was cool cause I rapped so she was kinda eyeing meAnd oh the irony guess what her name was ain't even gonna say it plusThe same color hair as hers was and blue contacts and a pair of jugsThe bombest god damn girl in our whole school if I could pull itNot only would I become more popular but I would be able to piss Kim off at the same timeBut it backfired I was supposed to dump her but she dumped me for this black guyAnd thats the last I ever seen or heard or spoke to the oh foolish pride girlBut I've heard people say they heard the tape and it ain't that badBut it was I singled out a whole race and for that apologizeI was wrong cause no matter what color a girl is she's still a hoe

[Chorus x2]So lets go backFollow the yellow brick road as we go on another episodeJourney with me as I take you through this nifty little placeI once used to call home sweet home

"Never Enough" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Never Enough"

[Eminem]There's not much you could do or say to phase mePeople think I'm a little bit crazyI get it from all angles, even occasionally Doc Dre-zie'llHave to step in every once in a while to save meTo make me stop and think about it 'fore I just say thingsSometimes I forget what other people just may thinkA lot of rappers probably wouldn't know how to take meIf they heard some shit, I'd lay the tape 'fore they erase meI maybe a little too fast paced and racySometimes the average listener rewinds and plays me twenty timescuz I say so many rhymes, it may seem like I'm goin too fast cuz my mind is racingAnd I could give a fuck what category you place meLong as when I'm pushing up daisies and goneAs long as you place me amongst one of them greatsWhen I hit the heavenly gates I'll be cool beside Jay-ZFor every single die hard fan who embraced meI'm thankful for the talent in which God gave meAnd I'm thankful for the environment that he placed meBelieve it or not, I thank my mom for how she raised meIn the neighborhood daily, they jumped and chased meIt only made me what I am today, seeRegardless of what anybody believes who hates meYou ain't gonna make or break meTryna strip me of my credibility and make me look fake, GYou're only gonna be in for a rude awakeningCuz sooner or later you haters are all gonna face meAnd when you face me with all the shit you've been saving to say to meYou had all this time to think about itNow don't pussy out and try to about face meCuz I've been patiently waiting for the dayThat we finally meet in the same place to see

[Chorus x2 - Nate Dogg]No matter how many battles I been in and wonNo matter how many magazines on my nutsNo matter how many MC's I eat upOoh ooh, it's never enough

[50 Cent]My flow's untouchable now you gotta face itUh oh, it gets worse when I go back to the basicsYou go say the wrong shit and get your face splitThe smell of victory, love it so much I can taste itI spot my target, blaze it, direct hitGraze it, your peace talk, save itYou shit sounds dated, you're overratedI'm obligated to study your moves then crush you mutherfuckersIf I'm the best and the worst, then God's gift is a curseSoldier trained to destroy, you payin' attention boy?I spit shit, slick shit, so quick you miss itTo be specific I go ballistic as hieroglyphicMy music is a drug, press play, you ain't gotta sniff itChew it or pop it, roll a bag or chop itGet your high over and over, but you gotta cop itWhen it's hot, it's hotYour hatin' is undeniable, stop it

[Chorus x2]

"Evil Deeds" EMINEM LYRICS

EMINEM LYRICS

"Evil Deeds"

Lord please forgive me for what I doFor I know not what I've done

[Chorus]Father please forgive me for I know not what I doI just never had the chance to ever meet youTherefore I did not know that I would grow to beMy mother's evil seeding do these evil deeds

Momma had a baby and it's head popped off(head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off)My momma don't want me, the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off(gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off)Ring ring ring, on the door bell of the next door neighbors on their front porch(their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch)But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone else's lawn(else's lawn, else's lawn, else's lawn)Till somebody finally took me in, my great aunt, uncle Edna 'n Charles(Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles)They were the ones who were left in chargeMy elementary they gang up on me and sang this song(sang this song, sang this song, sang this song, sang this song)It went a little something like Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lambDebbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawnMomma why do they keep saying this I just don't understand, understandAnd by the way, where's my dad?

[Chorus]

Predominantly, predominantly, everything's always predominantlyPredominantly white, predominantly blackWell, what about me, where does that leave meWell I guess that I'm between predominantly both of 'emI think if I hear that fuckin' word again I'mma screamWhile I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to you?Do you think that I'm kidding?What do I look like some kind of idi-wait a minute, shit, don't answer thatWhy am I so misunderstood?Why do I go through so much bullshit, it sucks bullshit, it's tush mull bishWoe is me, there goes poor Marshall againWhining about his millions and his mansion and his sorrow he's always drownin' inAnd the dad that he never had, and how his childhood was so badAnd how his mom was a dope addict, and his ex-wife how they go at itMan I'd hate to have it, as bad as that Mr. Mather's claims he had itI can't imagine it, that little rich poor white bastardNeeds to take some of that cash out the bank and take a bath in itMan if I only had half of it.If you only knew the half of it

[Chorus]

Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seedsPlease release me from these deamonsI never had any of this shit planned ma, please believeI don't wanna be Satan's spawn, never got the chance to say I'm sorryNow look at all the pain I causedDear Santa Clause, why you not comin' this year againWhat did I do that was so bad to deserve thisEverything could have been so perfectBut life ain't a fairytale, I'm about to be hoist up in the airForty feet below me, there's people everywhereI don't even know what it feel like, they know me cause I'm in this ferris wheelAnd all i wanna do is go to the mall and take hailie on the carouselWithout this crowd everywhere I go, but life is like a merry-go-roundHere we go now, doe see doe now, curtains up, the show must go nowRing around the rosie, the shows over, you can all go home nowBut the curtain just don't close for me, this ain't how fame is supposed to beWhere's the switch I could just turn off and on, this ain't what I chose to beSo please god, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry onTill I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, my soul is gone

[Chorus x2]

"Curtains Up (Encore Version)" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Curtains Up (Encore Version)"

Still on?Yo, is the mic on?Check, check, checkAlright, let's do itLet's go, come on(Eminem, Eminem, Eminem)

"Doe Ray Me" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Doe Ray Me" (feat. D12 & Obie Trice)

[Ja Rule]Get on your knees nigga, get on your knees and pray!Em you claim your mothers a crack head and Kim is a known slut, so what's Halie gonna be when she grows up?

[Eminem]Ha ha, yeah, come on!G-G-G-G-G-UnitHailie[Halie] What??[Eminem] Come here babyBring daddy his Oscar[Halie] Okay[Eminem] We're gonna shove it up Ja Rule's ass[Halie laughs]

[Swifty]I'm about to get rid of some hoes it's simpleI put the Murder Inc with lead and I'm not talking about a pencilLook at what the fuck you dun got intoI see you found your nitch you're just a bitch with a menstralClaiming you a murderer and spelt it wrongYou put the "E" before the "D" because that's all you onYou on Pac's dick (bitch) you a replica guy if he were still alive you would never get byAll you do is cry bitch keep it real life is more than imitating niggas and eating pillsAnd what kind of motherfucker ruins 3 deals that another nigga got you they didn't seeskillsAnd I ain't playing your a brother getting cheatedAnd Ja Rule be praying on his cover cause he need itAnd you niggas hating shut your mouthsIt's just the real niggas ain't buying that shit you put out

[Obie]Doe Rae Me but we don't sing motherfuckersSo Murda Inc do your thing motherfuckersYou unleashed on a team who expects nothing less then R 'n' B coming from that regimeRegime is a little extreme neck to neck with soldiers motherfucking marinesJa sold his soul to sing we have witnessed teen on the TV screen chase the dreamNow that you embrace the green don't fuck with the triple beamsYou's a motherfucking actor slash Pac impersonating rapperSlash Billy Holiday how it happen?Artists with repituares saw him in action, Pac's assassinationDef jam grabbed him, told him reenact him you'll go platinumThey seen it for sure I know that Afeni Shakur don't enjoy Jeffrey AtkinsReenacting her boy saw him click clacking his toyMatch and destroy Shady slash Aftermath in Detroit motherfucker

[Eminem]Doe Rae Me Fa So La Dee DaDon't play me cause your washed up, lost your spotMama say mama sa MacosacaJa quit playing now get off your not TupacDoe Rae Me cause we're hot and you're notGoing at me is the only shot you gotJa quit playing now get off your not TupacYou can get popped after all that shit you talk

[Kon Artis]Now we can skip past the mean mugs, get to the slugsTo grievance and the crying and intimate hugsWe don't take you serious nigga you shook,You're half of a half-way crook nigga get off X dick go sing a hook niggaAnd you can't replace the late great one and when your gone you'll only be the late fakeoneNigga please stick the script before the guns stick to the clipAnd Benzino you ain't shit but a bitch, fucking old ass ignorant innocent looking senior citizenBuilt up slap you like renisanse sicitive wait a minute hold onIs it me or do we look like a banana with braids and clothes onA bitch made man now how you gonna connect with them short ass arms like a Tyrannosaurus RexYou niggas can scream, holla and curse and go ahead and respondPull that pen and pad up out of your purse

[Proof]Slim set an impulse to get at the wanktasHe told me to let loose and spit at the ganstasWhat up gotti were in this little war you pushed onPut your ear to the drama for stucky and bush stonesWhat's wrong? didn't think were strong with real niggasRoll like a boss in the streets they still feel usThis real witness yall ain't caught the conceptYou're talking non sense to walking bomb threatsContacts were blown by Benzetta in the SourceThreatening at the boss you're gonna see me on your porchNow I've got the nerve to try serve on usBut Detroit niggas curve and they stirs to bust

[Kuniva]Do I gotta get my nigga bugz, punks like you get beat upStomped unconscience and smacked with the heaterThis rap cookie monster gets jabbed in the tonsilsWith dicks so much that he should be fixed with a vaginaWho's behind ya? Caddillac, Pac or that transvestite that dress like a Lil Kim FoxYour just like a little wind box when I press tight on the trigger of this glockThat's right on the little shit you got left to help you eatYou not Pac's songs without laws will help you sleepYou got shot in your video trying to mock pac your "mock"avelli get your own identity

[Eminem]Doe Rae Me Fa So La Dee Da(Don't EVER say my lil girls name in a song again)Don't play me cause your washed up, lost your spotMama say mama sa Macosaca(Fucking punk pussy, BITCH!)Ja quit playing now get off your not TupacDoe Rae Me cause we're hot and you're not(Im'a fuck you up boy)Going at me is the only shot you got(Never again in your mother fucking life)Ja quit playing now get off your not Tupac(Gonna shoot the shit outa you little fucking midgets,Hailie will whip your mother fucking asses)You can get popped after all that shit you talk

[Obie Trice]Yeah, that's right motherfuckersShady Records, what you know about?Fuck Benzino, fuck Ja RuleNigga, this is Obie Trice right here talking to you mother fuckersJa Rule punk ass yeahFuck his soul for real assNigga that's soul, that's the nigga from 'soul for real'Candy rain ass nigga you got a deal now you rappingYou don't know us, fagot ass mother fuckersGive money to all my real niggasObie Trice, D12, G-Unit, 50 Cent, Hailie Jade Hahahaha

[Hailie] Daddy is Ja Rule taller than me?

[Eminem] No honey you guys are the same size

"Come On In" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Come On In" (feat. D12)

Good morninHaha, wake your mother fuckin asses upYo what is the what?Well come on then, you know what time it isStop sleepin on my roof bitch

For whatever it's worth it's worth me havin my arse whippedCause I'ma have the last lift that ever gets arse squishedI just can't get past these little pissantsThat wanna be rauny bad asses so badAnd they so mad they can't stand itCause we can and they can't spit (Haawk)And they can't handle it like a manAnd that's when it just happensAnd I snap and it's a wrap, and it's a scrap an then it isn't rap is it?Hip-Hop isn't a sport anymore when you got to go and resort back into that shitMaybe I'm old fashioned but my pashion Is to smash anyone rappin without havin a slappin Believe me I'd much rather pick up a pencil than a pistol when I'm pissed nowBut it all depends on just how far it get's took on the micCause I'm tellin you right now your not gonna like itCause if I get pushed over the edge then I'm pullin you with meYou poke a stick at a pitbull you get bit BThese words stick to you like crazy glueWhen you diss me cause they just bounce off me like bullets do fifty!I'm the beatiful-est thing and your gonna miss me when I'm goneLike Kieth Murry when he threw a stool and hit a girl acci-dently (argghhh!!)I do this for Swifty, Kon and Kuniva, Bizzy & Proof are you with me?

[Chorus: Eminem]Come on an everybody come on anKick your shoes off mother fuckers come on anCause we get it on an till the brick of dawn anWake your arse up mother fuckers quit yawninCause we ain't leavin till 6 in tha morninSo up an sing along with the words to the song anIf you don't know the words an you can't sing along anFake like you know em mother fuckers an join inEverybody come on an

[Swifty]?? the media pitted me of a beef starterIn a party with heat it's hard to keep me without oneFuck slugs I'm walkin gloves with a shotgunConstantly popin slugs they hot son, better not runThe bosses of all bosses a haluocaust to whoever ain't conciousIn a house full of dog shit, I'ma gothic death project, you stop breathin You die quicker than mach speed without bleedinIt ain't about what you readinWhen you meet me better speak like a season's greetinsEither that or we'll be beefin free when You ******* need a 'E' just to speak shit!Your leader is a botique bitchKeep the heater where you can reach quickI snipe you with it and we won't even keep it a secret****** I did it from a mind of a mental patientWhen glocks wave you can save that conversation for satanYou brave?

[Chorus: Eminem]Come on an everybody come on anKick your shoes off mother fuckers come on anCause we get it on an till the brick of dawn anWake your arse up mother fuckers quit yawninCause we ain't leavin till 6 in tha morninSo up an sing along with the words to the song anIf you don't know the words an you can't sing along anFake like you know em mother fuckers an join inEverybody come on an

[Kuniva]Yo yo I heard you niggas don't like usBut so what this beef is like 'What tha fuck did he say in his rap Em?'I can see that he's just a punk I mean these niggas squeeze on me Please I'm seeing gutsI don't need no enemies, as my family a couple trucksAm I empty seein them ?? I emtpy out them ?? to fight you In front of every reporter that I don't likeNo need for metaphores I get yours across when I writeSo emotions enough to say "fuck you bitch, and I don't like you, WHAT!" I might as well give this up like heavy salesAnd just fuck an leave D12 and this blunt We can't self destructI've never felt it this muchCome on fellas, get upWe got to fight like Bugs last night of his life

[Kon Artis]I walk with a limp, pistol hangin off'a tha hipI'm awkward and quick enough an sick when sparkin a fithYour carcus is split even the beef is partially thickWe can't take you serious, you a comedy skitYou probaly wish that you could be out shootin them G'sBut the only thing you shoot is the breezeI can't believe you speaking on movin key'sBut every time we hear you kick it The only thing you sellin is wolf ticketsI look wicked cause niggas will test your nut sackSo when they bust you better bust back And get your guts clapped outa your stomachAnd when they want it (yeah)I bring a hundred niggas from runaveSo get your gun and if you comin

[Chorus: Eminem]Come on an everybody come on anKick your shoes off mother fuckers come on anCause we get it on an till the brick of dawn anWake your arse up mother fuckers quit yawninCause we ain't leavin till 6 in tha morninSo up an sing along with the words to the song anIf you don't know the words an you can't sing along anFake like you know em mother fuckers an join inEverybody come on an

"Bully" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Bully"

[Intro]Yo, check it out, it's fucked up, and I don't see either one of us budging

[Verse]I'm withholding my angerThough I'd like to be the stranglerOf this punk ass little pussy's puny neckIt's my right to insistThat he acknowledge my existenceBut he just displays complete lack of respectThat's what he says to himselfAs he uses magazines to trash meAs he sits with both feet up at his deskSmokes a bag of his weedAnd starts imagining thingsAnd he just can't see that he's manically depressedAnd in his jealousy and envyIt just whirls him in a frenzyAs he turns on MTV and sees my faceHe don't exist in this worldSo he just twists and he twirlsSpirals and spins till he hurls himself into rageAnd it's destroying him slowlyCuz he does not even know meEven though he sees me everywhere he goesSo he just tortures himselfHe has no fortune and wealthSo he extorts someone else to get his doughAnd now he's acting like a bullySo he tries to push and pull meBut he knows that he can't fool me so he's madHe has no choice but to screamAnd raise his voice up at meCuz it annoys him to see that I ain't scared

[Chorus]You aint no motherfucking (bully)And I aint bowing to no motherfucking (bully)I won't allow it, aint gon coward to no (bully)I'll be damned if I don't stand up to a (bully)Fight like a man and throw my hands up to a (bully...)

And I know it must be fucking with you emotionall(y...)

[Verse]Now I'm not trying to make no more enemiesNo more unfortunatelyThere's so many motherfuckers that just areThey just keep pounding at meNow that I'm down with 50Suddenly now I got beef with this faggot Ja' [laughter]But his ass is such a puppetIrv could shove his whole hand up itAnd just make him say what he wants him to sayBut Suge has Irv's on a stringAnd Irv's so nervous that heSays anything to this man to keep him at baySo now Ja thinks that he's so toughAnd Murder Inc.'s the big bad wolfAnd they go huff and puff and blow our label downBut our building's made out of bricksSo you ain't taking out shitI dawg you just did a song with Bobby BrownSo now you try to pull a race cardAnd it backfires in your face hardCuz you know we don't play that black and white shitPlus this stylist that you fuckedWhen you was ecstasied upWas just a man who's dressed up as a white bitch

[Chorus]You must be taking to much (E...)

[Verse]Now what bothers me the mostAbout hip-hop is we so closeTo picking up where we left off with Big and PacWe just lost Jam Master JBig L got blasted awayPlus we lost Bugs, Slang Toungue, and Freaky TaIt's like a never-ending cycleThat just seems to come full circleEverybody's gotta be so fucking hardI'm not excluding myselfCuz I been stupid as wellI been known to lose it when someone says something smartBut as we grow as menWe learn to let shit go, but then againThere's only so much bullshit we can really standWe all got reps to upholdWhen someone steps on our toesIt's no exception, it goes for every manBut if Irv really gave a fuckAbout Ja like he claims he doesHe'd wake him up and make his boy get off them drugsBut he just keeps feeding him pillsSo if that E doesn't kill himSomeone from G-Unit will and I ain't buzzedDawg, I'm talking to you straightIf the situation escalatesAny worse, we're gonna lose another soldier to this gameAnd if I get killed for this rapI got a million in cashThat says I will get you back in Halie's name

[Chorus]Irvine, get your boy off that (E...)

[Spoken]Get at me, dawgHolla

"Can I Bitch" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Can I Bitch"

[in a high falsetto voice]Uncle Marshall!Will you tell us a bedtime story?[regular voice]Here we go...

Now once upon a time not long agoThere was a little rapper about to blowBut his album came and it was not goodI think it went lead or double copper woodSo the silly little fans they were misleadBy a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some cashGrab the silver paint and let's paint my ass"Hey mister, would ya care to bare witness toThe ass-whippin' I'm about to administerTo this ass-kissin' little vaginal blisterStanabis, little Marshall Mathers' sisterAnd in this corner, we have the misterNot havin' it, it's the mad sinisterDr. Evil with his bag of tricks forthis little antagonist faggot dick-suckin'Ex-LL Cool J fan from WindsorI'm 'bout to murder little Kenny fag Keniff-staYou bastard I ain't wanna have to diss yaCanabis, where the fuck you at? I miss ya!

[Chorus]Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitchWhere for art thou Can-i-bitch?Please tell me what happened withThat style that you were rappin' withCan-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitchAre you from Los AngelesNew York or just a janitorFrom Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch

Now at first I ain't really understand the shitPicture me for a second and imagine itChillin' in the Bat-Mansion and relaxin'When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scannersIt's Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives" shitIt creeped me out at first. Man this is sickFor me, being just a sick, this conflictGets my dick harder than arithmeticAnd I know how you jealous ones envyI shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent meThe first two letters you were tellin' me shitLike you respect me, like any other regular MCThe third letter you ask how come I ain't returnNone of the messages at Shady Records you left me The fourth letter: "Slim, you really startin' to upset me!" The fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me The sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our building This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me! So I went back and read the first few letters that said Some shit about a message you left Oh shit, that's not an "E" that's an "A" This dude wants to leave me a "massage," he's gay!! Right away I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)

[Chorus]Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitchWhere for art thou Can-i-bitch?Please tell me what happened withThat style that you were rappin' withCan-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitchAre you from Los AngelesNew York or just a janitorFrom Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch

So in two seconds flat Dre's at my crib The funny thing is we both know where this kid lives And neither one of us have Canadian citizenship Shit. Oh Dre, wait a mintue that's it All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost We can fly over the border "Let's go" [WOOSH!]So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed [BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Jermaine Dupri Fuck It, keep goin' no time to waste Wait, backup hit him one more time in case Okay .. fuck now he's draggin' under the car Oh well, only 30 more thousand miles Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine' "He couldn't have fell off that hard" Ain't no way "What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous That Canibus turned into a television evangelist" Plus he raps with his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!][BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Shop Boys So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love I figure if I stick him with a fork he's done So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin', Christ He won't die, this guy's like a battered wife He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more But he won't fight back I cracked his jaw Hold up, 'Bis quit foldin' up! Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch! Do somethin'! At least one punchline C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde 'Bis c'mon answer me man respond! Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars Intergalatical metaphors from Mars! Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs Bite another line from Redman's song! Suddenly the stub from a dead man's arm From a midget reaches out from under the car It's JD, this motherfucker won't die neither Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of ether We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again (Compton!) Detroit bitch! Talk some shit again! Stomp him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!) Dre alright he's dead dog, quit kickin him! I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again (Damn)He disappeared yo he's gone he did it again

[Chorus]Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitchWhere for art thou Can-i-bitch?Please tell me what happened withThat style that you were rappin' withCan-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitchAre you from Los AngelesNew York or just a janitorFrom Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch

"I Love You More" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"I Love You More"

[Intro]You still love me?Take this. [2 guns cock]You ready? 1.. 2.. 3! [2 shots]

[Chorus]The more you, put me through,The more it makes me wanna come back to you,You say you hate me, I just love you more,You don't want me, I just want you more,I buy you flowers, you throw 'em at me,I know it's sad but it's making me happy,The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on,Cause you love me, and I love you more.

[Verse 1]It's sick, but who could ever predict,We'd be doin' the same shit,We say we do it for our baby but we don't,We do it for us, it's lust,Cause neither one of us trusts each other,So we fuck 'til we bust,Then we cuss each other, out,We know what it's about,Shout 'til I throw you out the house,You throw me out the house,I throw you on the couch,Punch you in the mouth,Fist fight 'til we turn this mother OUT,And apologize after,Laughter, pain, it's insane,We're back in the same chapter again,And it's sad but it's true,When I'm layin' here with you,There ain't nothin' anyone could ever say ever do.

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]Cause I hate you, do you hate me?Good cause you're so fuckin' beautiful when you're angry,It makes me wanna just take you,And just throw you on the bed,And fuck you like I don't even know you,You fuck other people, and I fuck other people,You a slut but I'm equal, I'm a mutt,We're both evil in our ways,But neither one of us would ever admit it,Cause one of us would have one up on the other,So forget it,We can make accusations, people spread rumors,But they ain't got proof,'Til they do it's just the two of us,It's you and me, cause any chick can say that she's screwin' me,But you gotta believe me to a degree,Cause true indeed if you didn't I wouldn't be hittin' it,Yeah I would cause the sex is too damn good,If I ran who would I run to,That would be this soft and warm,So it's off and on, usually more off than on,But at least we know that we share this common bond,You're the only one I can fuck without a condom on,I hope, the only reason that I cope,Is cause of that fact,And plus I can bust in that,And that's why...

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]I could never understand it,That's why I don't try,From junior high until we both die,It's silly ho why must we try,Is it really so rough,That we must always call each other's billy goat's gruff,Try to pull each other's legs,Until the other begs,We're liein' to ourselves,That's the beauty of it yeah,Cause we truly love each other,That's why we always fight,And all we do is shove each other,Every other fuckin' night,And it's clear it ain't gonna change,It's pent up rage,We both have,We both feel like we've been upstaged by someone else,We've both been,Someone else's someone else,Problem is neither one wants help,It's an addiction and it can't be fixed,Our family's mixed up,There's a baby sister in the mix,And it hurts cause the pieces to the puzzle don't fit,And anybody who thinks they know us doesn't know shit,And they're probably just tired of hearin' it all the time,On every song, every lyric, and every rhyme,All the hoopla, all of the whoopdy whoop,What you put me through, fuckin' whoopdy doo,But I won't be made a fool of,If this is true love,You wouldn't do what,You did last time,You wouldn't screw up,This time,Cause this time girl,I'm telling you what,You do it again I'm fucking you up,No matter what...

[Bridge]What you say, what you do,I'ma hunt you down 'til I find you,No matter where you run, I'll be right there,Right behind you, in your nightmares,All the flowers, and the candy,All the times that you threw it back at me,You told me you hate me, you're gonna hate me more,When you find out, can't escape me whore.

[Chorus]

"We As Americans" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"We As Americans"

[Eminem singing]

There's an intruderin my houseHe cut my phone-linescan't dial outI scream for policebut I doubtThey're gonna hear mewhen I shout

[rapping]

A couple of cocktails will send me to jailthere's a couple of cops hot on my trailBut this time, when I get pulled overthere's a doberman pinscher and a pitbull in the seatthese pigs 'll get bit fooling with mequit fooling with meBitch, you're gonna seeNo pistol in the seatwhy it always gotta be an issue when you're meand which you're gonna see in the long runIm'a be the wrong oneyou wanna harass with this limo tinted glassflashin that flash-light on my ass where was you atlast night when them assholesran up on my grassrapper slash actorkiss the crack on my cracker slashed assthey took away my right to bear armswhat I'm posed to fight with bear palms?yeah rightthey coming with bombs, I'm comin with flare-gunsWe as americans

[Chorus]

We as a AmericansUs as a citizenGotta protect ourselvesLook at our shit has beenWe better check ourselvesLivin up in these streetsThrough worse and through better healthSurviving by any meansWe as AmericansUs as a citizenWe are samaritansWhat do we get us inWe better check ourselvesLook at our shit has beenTake a look where you liveThis is AmericaAnd we are Americans

Im'a make Vuku buckswearin Vuku vestsDrama hanging over my head like a voodoo hexI could've been next to fly over the cuckoo's nestbut you know whowhith an "S" tatooed to my chestBut I've innestedNow I got the Industry pissyeversince me and Dre split it fifty-fifty on fifty it's funnyWe got a buzz spreading quicker than making paper-airplanes out of a twentyFuck money I don't rap for dead presidentsI'd rather see the president deadIt's never been saidbut I said precedents and the standardsand they can't stand itMy name should've been bastardthe shit should've been plasteredon my forehead with a stampI should've been blastedI should've been had a cap pulled in my assbut I'm too swift and fastfor that, I'm past itI'm too old to go and cruise GratiotFuck that shitI done seen a fastest rap shitand turning into some pap-pap shitthat quicksnap clickbut this time they got fucking auto-ma-tic(jamaican) and no one gon' test this monClack

[Chorus]We as a AmericansUs as a citizenGotta protect ourselvesLook at our shit has beenWe better check ourselvesLivin up in these streetsThrough worse and through better healthSurviving by any meansWe as AmericansUs as a citizenWe are samaritansWhat do we get us inWe better check ourselvesLook at our shit has beenTake a look where you liveThis is AmericaAnd we are Americans

(SSHHH)I got a secret if you can keep it between usI tuck two Nina's under my jeans either side of my penisunder my Long Johnsunder my Sean Johnswhen running with the long arm or the long long goneIm'a do five years no less than thatno questions askedit might be a good idea to stop right hereand quit while I'm aheadalready in the redalready got a steady infrared meant for my headA target on my backbigger problems than thatBin Laden on my asshe probly gone send a taskI ain't gone even askthey ain't gone let me packthey ain't gone gimme my semi but I got my Whizz at

We as a AmericansUs as a citizenGotta protect ourselvesLook at our shit has beenWe better check ourselvesLivin up in these streetsThrough worse and through better healthSurviving by any meansWe are AmericansUs as a citizenWe as samaritansWhat do we get us inWe better check ourselvesLook at our shit has beenTake a look where you liveThis is AmericaAnd we are Americans

"Monkey See, Monkey Do" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Monkey See, Monkey Do"

[intro][laughing]ay yo 50what i tell youwe aint even have to say shitthey did it[laughing]

[chorus]monkey see monkey dodont ever make the first movejust let em' come to youcause they always gunna see and do what the other one doso let em' come to youthe rest of us follow suitmonkey see monkey dotweedle-de-tweedle-dumif they really want it bad enough well then they gunna comenow here they come as we expected now we just set em' upcheck-mate motherfuckergames overwe wontweedle-de-tweedle-dum

[body]it doesnt take muchfor me to raise such a stink upwhen motherfuckers hate your gutsyou aint even gotta say muchfor me to put a pen to a blank sheet of paperslike smearing blood stains with a paint brushi cant explain what it is my brain doesbut however it works its insaneits plain nutzand it aint just my brain thas dangerousits a whole combination of thingsit takes nutzand im not affriad to raise the stakes upi got a million bucks in the banks and 8 trucksfor anybody who gets on the track and spanks usim patiently waiting for the dayim anxiousto see the look on ya fake mugswhen you thugs go bankruptya drunkya aint toughwhatever you drank musta just turned ya into some gangstasthis is me talking motherfuckerthis aint drugsyou wanna pop, shit wake-up, then make-upFUCK THATits too late chump now face upi pray for the day that someone who spits with the calliber that nas and jay doesopens up his jaw to say something or rattle my name offor rattle the first thing from the top of his brain offso i can blow the fuckin dust off of this chainsawand give him the surgery that he came fortill i pull the paint offi never been shotbut i think me and 50 musta been cut from the same clothcause ive always came offlike ja's chainwhen they try to rush him and lostand came back and gave him a watch in exchange for iti dont stopthe only thing i wait foris day that i dont gotta report to probate courtcause ima give ya all the reason to hate morecause ive been holding my tounge till i got a sprained jawalot of rappers on my list that just aint jaand ima read that motherfucker off from aprilyou pussies think i went soft since 8 milewhen i come back ill be shootin more than just paint ballstrust me

[chorus]monkey see monkey dodont ever make the first movejust let em' come to youcause they always gunna see and do what the other one doso let em' come to youthe rest of us follow suitmonkey see monkey dotweedle-de-tweedle-dumif they really want it bad enough well then they gunna comenow here they come as we expected now we just set em' upcheck-mate motherfuckergames overwe wontweedle-de-tweedle-dum

[outro]fuckin dummiesthis aint chessya playin motherfuckin checkersthis shit is all day man its too easywe playin chess you playin checkersyou bout to get ya motherfuckin asses jumpedfucking punksand by the waywe aint just talking to one personwe talking to every-motherfucking-body who wants to bring it cause we bringin it to anybody who wants to bring itso bring itdot pick up the ball if you dot wanna pay manits all fucked up nowthe fuck im spose to do now?huh?the fuck im spose to do?hahayo, we out

"Curtains Close (Skit)" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Curtains Close (Skit)"

[Ken Kaniff]Is this thing on?Where'd everybody go?Guess who's back?Back again….Ken is back, tell some…menRub my back, Rub my back, Rub my back, Rub my back….Eh….Wait…..Hello?Eh…..Goodnight

"My Dad's Gone Crazy" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"My Dad's Gone Crazy"

[Intro:][Tuning TV][Eminem Snortin Crack]

[TV Presenter:]Hello boys and girlsToday we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationshipsDo you have a daddy?I'll bet you do[Door opens]who's your daddy?

[Hailie:]Daddy, what're you doing?

[Beat starts]

[Eminem:]Haha

[Eminem & Hailie:]Ok then! everybody, listen up!

[Eminem:]I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?

[Hailie:]Somebody, please help him![giggle]i think my dad gone crazy!

[Verse #1:]There's no mountain i can't climbThere's no tower too high,No plane that i can't learn how to flyWhat do i gotta do to get through to you, to show youThere ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to[Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound]Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass ballsI cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jarInside of a hall, with my framed autographed,Sunglasses with elton john's name, on my drag wallI'm out the closet, i been lying my ass offAll this time, me and dre been fucking with hats off

[Dr Dre:]Suck it marshall

[Eminem:]So tell Laura and her husband to back offBefore i push this motherfucking button and blast offAnd launch one of these russians, and that's all[Hailie Makes Explosion Sound]Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan on the map, offWhen will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?[Knocking]Hailie, tell 'em baby

[Hailie:]My dad's lost it

[Chorus:][Eminem:]There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it

[Hailie:]I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem:]A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell em' baby[Hailie:]I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem:]Theres nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me[Hailie:]I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem:]There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

[Hailie:]I think my dad gone crazy!

[Verse 2:]It's like my mother always told me[Eminem Impersinates His Mom]Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana,and codeine and goddamit, you little motherfuckerIf you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'uh..Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dickChew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per secondI'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel recordI'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussyAnd have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my noseThen quit bringin my flows, quit giving me my ammoCan't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be mym.o.I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie moCatch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no moreAm i the only fuckin one who's normal any more?

[Hailie:]Dad

[Chorus]

[Verse #3:]My songs can make you cry, take you by surpriseAnd at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhymeSee what you're seeing is a genius at workWhich to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheekI'd yank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongueI'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at onceAnd die and come back as vanilla ice's sonAnd walk around the rest of my life spit onAnd kicked and hit with shit, every time i sungLike R Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes onMore pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of aplaneAimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as Clyde Mathers and Bonnie JadeAnd thats pretty much the gist of it,Parents are pissed, but the kids loveitNine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleaversI don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither

[Chorus]

[Outro:][Eminem:]Crazy

[Hailie:]ha haYou're funny daddy!

"Till I Collapse" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Till I Collapse" (feat. Nate Dogg)

[Intro:]'Cause sometimes you feel tired,feel weak, and when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up.But you gotta search within you, you gotta find that inner strengthand just pull that shit out of you and get that motivation to not give upand not be a quitter, no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse.

[B/W Intro:]Yo left, yo left, yo left right leftYo left, yo left, yo left right leftYo left, yo left, yo left right leftYo left, yo left, yo left right left

[Verse #1:]Till I collapse I’m spilling these raps long as you feel emTill the day that I drop you'll never say that I'm not killing themCause when I am not then I am stop pinning themAnd I am not hip-hop and I’m just not Eminem.Subliminal thoughts when I'm stop sending them women are caught in webs spin and hauk venomAdrenaline shots of penicillin could not get the illing to stop.Amoxacilin is just not real enough.The criminal cop killing hip-hop filling minimal swap to cop millions of Pac listeners.Your coming with me, feel it or not you’re gonna fear it like I showed you the spirit of god lives in us.You hear it a lot, lyrics the shock is it a miracle or am I just a product of pop fizzing up.For shizzle my whizzle this is the plot listen up you bizzles forgot slizzle does not give a fuck.

[Chorus - NateDogg]Till the roof comes off, till the lights go outTill my legs give out, can’t shut my mouth.Till the smoke clears out - am I high? PerhapsI'ma rip this shit till my bone collapse.Till the roof comes off, till the lights go outTill my legs give out, can’t shut my mouth.Till the smoke clears out and my high burn outI'ma rip this shit till my bone collapse.

[Verse #2:]Music is like magic there’s a certain feeling you get when your realand you spit and people are feeling your shit.This is your moment and every single minute you spend trying to hold onto itcause you may never get it again.So while you’re in it try to get as much shit as you canand when your run is over just admit when its at its end.Cause I'm at the end of my wits with half this shit that gets in.I got a list here's the order of my list that it's in.It goes, Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie, Andre from Outcast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me.But in this industry I'm the cause of a lot of envy, so when I’m not put on this list the shit does not offend me.That's why you see me walk around like nothing's bothering me.Even though half you people got a fucking problem with me.You hate it but you know respect you’ve got to give meThe press's wet dream like Bobby and Whitney. Nate hit me.

[Chorus - NateDogg]

[Verse #3:]Soon as a verse starts I eat it at MC’s heartwhat is he thinking? How not to go against me? Smart.And its absurd how people hang on every word.I’ll probably never get the props I feel I ever deserveBut I’ll never be served my spot is forever reservedIf I ever leave earth that would be the death of me first.Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse.That’s why I’m clever when I put together every verseMy thoughts are sporadic, I act like I’m an addictI rap like I’m addicted to smack like I’m Kim Mathers.But I don’t want to go forth and back in constant battlesThe fact is I would rather sit back and bomb some rappers.So this is like a full blown attack I’m launching at themThe track is on some battling raps who want some staticCause I don’t really think that the fact that I’m Slim mattersA plaque of platinum status is whack if I'm not the baddest.

[Chorus - NateDogg]

[Outro:][Eminem & Natedogg Echo:]Until the roofThe roof comes offUntil my legsgive out from underneath me

[Eminem:]I will not fall,I will stand tall,Feels like no one could beat me.

"Say What You Say" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Say What You Say" (feat. Dr. Dre & Timberland)

[Dr. Dre]Huh, so I'm out the game huh?

[Eminem]Yo Dre, we riding?

[Dr. Dre]Whatever

[Eminem]Well I'm with you homie

[Dr. Dre]OK, Let's handle this small shit

[Eminem]I was born to brew up storms 'n stir up shitKick up dust, cuss 'til I slur up spitGrew up too quimuch, through too much shitCorrupt and I'm pour it on like syrup, bitchThick in gritz, sick and twisted Mr. ButtersworthDre tole me to milk this shit for what it's worthTill the cow just tilts and tips 'n stumbles to earthAnd if I fumble the verse, keep goingFirst take, I make mistakes, just keep itNo punches, pull no punches, that's weak shitFake shit if I ever take shit, I eat shitWasn't for him? I wouldn't be shit

[Dr. Dre]Creep wit me, as we take a little trip down Memory LaneBeen here longer than anyone in the gameAnd I ain't got to lie about my age

[Eminem]But what about Jermaine?

[Dr. Dre]Fuck Jermaine, he don't belong speaking mine or Timbaland's nameAnd don't think I don't read your little interviews and see what your sayingI'ma giant, and I ain't gotta move till I'm provokedWhen I see you, I'ma step on you and not even know itYa midget, Mini-Me, with a bunch of little Mini-You'sRunning around your backyard swimming poolsOver 80 million records soldAnd I ain't had to do it with 10 or 11 year olds

[Chorus:]Cause what you say is what you saySay what you say how you say it whenever you saying itJust remember how you said it when you was spraying itSo who you playing with huh huh huh huh?

Cause what you say is what you saySay what you say how you say it whenever you saying itJust remember how you said it when you was spraying itSo who you playing with huh huh huh huh?

[Eminem]Second verse, it gets worstIt gets no better than thisAmateurs drink veteran pissFrom a Dixie cup, if you ever mix me upOr confuse me with a Canibus or Dre with a DupriWill rub it in, every club your in, we'll have youBlackballed and make sure you never rap a fucking againDre ain't having it as long as I'm here, play Devil's Advocate

[Dr. Dre]If there was some magic shit I could waveOver the industry that could save it when I'm goneAnd bury to make sure the tradition carries onI would

[Eminem]If I could only use this power for goodI wouldn't, not even if I could

[Dr. Dre]From the hood and I'm a hornetAnd I'ma only sting when I'm cornered

[Eminem]And I'ma only sucker punch or swing without warningAnd swing to knock somebody's fucking head offCause I know, when they get up, I won't get a chance to let offAnother punch, I'm punk-rock, no one's punkDon't give a fuck, white Pac, so much spunkWhen I was little I knew I would blow upAnd sell a mil or grow up to be a tillerGo nuts and be a killer

[Dr. Dre]And I'm something of a phenomOne puff of the chronI'm unstoppable, I'm alive, I'm on top againThere's no obstacle that I can't conquerSo come along with us (Come On)

[Chorus:]Cause what you say is what you saySay what you say how you say it whenever you saying itJust remember how you said it when you was spraying itSo who you playing with huh huh huh huh?

Cause what you say is what you saySay what you say how you say it whenever you saying itJust remember how you said it when you was spraying itSo who you playing with huh huh huh huh?

[Dr. Dre]Now anybody who knows DreKnows I'm about fast cars and alize, partying all dayBut I handle my business cause it's work before playDon't look for trouble but I serve you gourmetHowever you want it, you could have it your wayYou fuck my night up, I'ma fuck up your dayBullet with your name, sending it your wayThat goes for anyone who walks through that doorwayCause this is my space, you invade itLive to regret it and you die trying to violate itFuck around and you'll get annihilatedEyes diliated

[Eminem]Ha, like my old ladyCause what you say is what you saySometimes what you mean is 2 different thingsDepending on your mood, if it swings, think too many thingsLittle hit of Dre's weed, I can do anythingCatch a contact, then I'm gone and I'm backI speed write and my loose leaves my launch pad

[Dr. Dre]And I can pull any stringDon't have to prove anythingCatch a contract on your headYou headed West, talk shit about Dre?You better get a vest, then invest in somethingTo protect your head and neck

[Eminem]And it's back and forth all day like Red and MethI joke when I say I'm the best in the boothBut a lot of truth is said injestAnd if I ever do live to be a legendI'ma die a sudden death, 5 mics in The SourceAin't holdin' my fucking breathBut I suffocate for the respectFore I breath the collect the fucking check

[Chorus:]Cause what you say is what you saySay what you say how you say it whenever you saying itJust remember how you said it when you was spraying itSo who you playing with huh huh huh huh?

Cause what you say is what you saySay what you say how you say it whenever you saying itJust remember how you said it when you was spraying itSo who you playing with huh huh huh huh?

[Dr. Dre]Watch your fuckin' mouth

[Timbaland]Yo this Timbaland, tell him I said suck [tchka] my dick

"When The Music Stops" LYRICS EMINEM

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"When The Music Stops" (feat. D-12)

[Bizzare:][Echo]Music, reality, sometimes it's hard to tell the differenceBut we as entertainers have a responsibility to these kidsSike!

[Eminem:]If I were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrowWould you feel sorrow or show loveOr would it matterCan never be the lead-off batter of thingsShit for me to feed offI'm see-saw battlingBut theres way too much at stake for me to be fakeThere's too much on my plateAnd I came way too far in this game to turn and walk awayAnd not say what I got to sayWhat the fuck you take me for? a joke? you smoking crack?Before I do that, I beg Mariah to take me backI get up 'for I get down, run myself in the ground, 'for I put some wack shit outI'm trying-a smack this one out the park, five-thousand markYou all steady trying to drown the sharkAin't gonna do nothing but piss me offLid to the can of whoop ass, just twist me offSee me leap out, pull the piece out, fuck shooting I'm just trying to knock his teeth outFuck with me now, bitch, let's see you freestyleTalk is cheap, motherfucker if you're really feeling froggish, leapYou're slim, you're gonna let him get away with that?He tried to play you, you can't let him 'scape with thatMan I hate this crap, this ain't rap,This is crazy the way we actWhen we confuse hip-hop with real life when the music stops

[Swift:]There ain't no getting rid of McVeighIf so you would've triedThe only way I'm leaving this bitch is suicideI have died clinically, arrived back at my enemy's crib with Hennessey,Got drunk then I finished heI'm every niggas favorite arch-enemy.Physically fitted to be the most dangerous nigga with beefI spark willingly with a dillinger in the dark diligentlyI'm not what you thinkI appear to be fucked upMentally endangeredI can't stay away from a razorI just want my face in a paperI wish a nigga had a grenade to squeeze tight to awake neighbors for acresI murder youDanger had me turned into a mad man, son of Sam, bitch, I'm surgicalI'll allergic to dying, you think not? you got balls? We can see how largeWhen the music stops

[Kon Artist:]I was happy having a deal at first,Thought money would make me happy butIt only made my pain worst,It hurts when you see your friends turn their back on you dawgWhen you ain't got nothing left but your word and your ballsAnd you're stressed from the calls of your new friendsBeggin' with they hands outChecking for your record when its sellingWhen it ain't, that's the end, no laughsNo friends no girlJust the gin you drink till you car spin you then[Screech]Damn![Crash]U slam into the wall and you fallOut the car, trying to crawl with one armAbout to lose it all in a pool of alcoholIf my funeral's tomorrow, wonder if they would even call when the music stops

[Kuniva:]Let's see how many of your men loyal,When I pull up looking for you,With a pistol sipping on a can of pennzoilI'm revved up, who said what would lead bust your head would just explodeWith red stuff I'm hand cuffed tossed in the paddy wagonBraggin about how you shot it like a coward, bullets devour you showered youNiggas, if I was you niggas, I'll run while given the chanceUnderstand I can enchance the spirit of manDeath itself, it can't hurt me, just the thought of dying alone that reallyIrks me, you ain't worthy to speak thoughts of cheap talkBe smart and stop trying to walk how g's walk before we sparkHug the floor while we plan tug-o-war with your life, fuck the tour and the micI'll rather fuck a whore with a knife, deliver that shit the coroner's likeYou high hype poppin' shit in broad day light nigga your a gonna at night

When The Music Stops

[Proof:]Instigators, turn pits in cagesLet loose and bit the neighbours wrist to razorsYou all don't want war, you want talkIn the dark my dogs all bark like woofProof nigga I'm a wolf, get your whole roofCaved in like reindeer hoofsStomped the roof shake the floor tiles looseThe more you all breach, the more I movesThis hill street, this is hardcore bluesPut a gun to rap checking all our jewels (nigga)Or make the news betcha all you all moveWhen the Uzi pop, you better drop when the music stop

[Bizzare:]Music's changed my life in so many waysBrains confused and fucked since the 5th gradeLL told me to rock the bellsNWA said fuck the policeNow I'm in jail93 was strictly R&BFucked up hair cutListen to JodeciMichael Jackson, who gonna tell me I ain't MikeAss cheeks painted whiteFucking Presilla at nightFlying down sunset smoking crackTransvestite in the frontEddi Murphy in the backMOP had me grindy and griddyMarilyn Manson, I dyed my hair blueAnd grew some tittiesLudacris told me to throw them bowlsNow I'm in the hospitalBroken nose and a fractured elbowVoices in my head, I'm going in shock,I'm reaching for the glock but the music stops

[Bang]

"Steve Berman (Skit)" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Steve Berman (Skit)"

[Eminem] This muthafucka man...[Berman] It's ridiculous! I can't believe it!! Hold on... Em...[Eminem] What up?[Berman] Have a seat…Dre, I'll call you back[Eminem] What now???[Berman] I don't even know where to start[Eminem] Okay...[Berman] I got the album from upstairs...[Eminem] And...[Berman] And this is BY FAR, THE MOST,...[Gunshot][Berman, gasping] Incredible thing... I've ever... heard...

"Superman" LYRICS EMINEM

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"Superman" (feat. Dina Rea)


[Girls voice is Dina Rea]

[Intro]OoooohYou high babyYeahYa'Talk to meYou want me to tell you somethingUh-huhI know what you want to hear...

[Chorus A]Cause, I know you want me baby, I think I want you too"I think I love you baby", I think I love you tooI'm here to save you girl, come be in Shady's worldI want to grow together, let's let our love unfurlYou know you want me baby, you know I want you tooThey call me superman, i'm here to rescue youI want to save you girl, come be in Shady's world"Ooooh boy you drive me crazy", bitch you make me hurl...

[Verse 1]They call me superman, leap tall hoes in a single boundI'm single now, got no ring on this finger nowI'd never let another chick bring me down, in a relationshipSave it bitch, babysit, you make me sickSuperman ain't savin' shit, girl you can jump on Shady's dickStraight from the hip, cut to the chase, I tell a muthafuckin' slut, to her facePlay no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what's her faceI'm a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why askKiss my dick, get my cash, i'd rather have you whip my assDon't put out, i'll put you out, won't get out, i'll push you outPuss blew out, poppin' shit, wouldn't piss on fire to put you outAm I too nice, buy you ice, bitch if you died, I wouldn't buy you lifeWhat you tryin' to be my new wife, what you Mariah, fly through twice...

[Prechorus]But I do know one thing though, bitches, they come they goSaturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo'Maybe i'll love you one day, maybe we'll someday growTill then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway ho'...

[Chorus B]Cause I can't be your SupermanCan't be your SupermanCan't be your SupermanCan't be your SupermanI can't be your SupermanCan't be your SupermanCan't be your SupermanYour Superman, your Superman...

[Verse 2]Don't get me wrong, I love these ho'sIt's no secret, everybody knowsYeah we fucked, bitch so what, that's about as far as your buddy goesWe'll be friends, i'll call you again, i'll chase you around every bar you attendNever know what kind of car i'll be in, we'll see how much you'll be partying thenYou don't want that, neither do I, I don't want to flip when I see you with guysToo much pride, between you and INot a jealous man, but females lieBut I guess that's just what sluts do, how could it ever be just us twoI'd never love you enough to trust you, we just met and I just fucked you...

[Prechorus]

[Chorus A / Chorus B]

[Verse 3]First thing you say, "I'm not fazed, I hang around big stars all dayI don't see what the big deal is anywaysYou're just plain old Marshall to me"Ooh ya' girl run that game"Hailie Jade, I love that name, love that tatoo, what's that say""Rot in pieces, uh, that's great"First off you don't know Marshall, at all so don't grow partialThat's ammo for my arsenal, i'll slap you off that barstoolThere goes another lawsuit, leave handprints all across youGood Lordy whoadie, you must be gone off that water bottleYou want what you can't have, ooh girl that's too damn badDon't touch what you can't grab, end up with two backhandsPut anthrax on a tampax, and slap you till you can't standGirl you just blew your chance, don't mean to ruin your plans...

[Prechorus]

[Chorus A / Chorus B]

[Chorus B x2]

"Sing For The Moment" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Sing For The Moment"

[Verse 1]These ideas are nightmares to white parentsWhose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earringsLike whatever they say has no bearing, it's so scary in a house that allowsno swearingTo see him walking around with his headphones blaringAlone in his own zone, cold and he don't careHe's a problem childAnd what bothers him all comes out, when he talks aboutHis fuckin' dad walkin' outCause he just hates him so bad that he blocks him outIf he ever saw him again he'd probably knock him outHis thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' backTalkin' black, brainwashed from rock and rapHe sags his pants, do-rags and a stocking capHis step-father hit him, so he socked him back, and broke his noseHis house is a broken home, there's no control, he just let's his emotionsgo...

[Chorus]{C'mon}, sing with me, {sing}, sing for the years{Sing it}, sing for the laughter, sing for the tears, {c'mon)Sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take youaway...

[Verse 2]Entertainment is changin', intertwinin' with gangsta'sIn the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctumHoly or unholy, only have one homieOnly this gun, lonely cause don't anyone know meYet everybody just feels like they can relate, I guess words are amothafucka they can be greatOr they can degrade, or even worse they can teach hateIt's like these kids hang on every single statement we makeLike they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinumNow how the fuck did this metamorphosis happenFrom standin' on corners and porches just rappin'To havin' a fortune, no more kissin' assBut then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn youFans turn on you, attorneys all want a turn at youTo get they hands on every dime you have, they want you to lose your mindevery time you madSo they can try to make you out to look like a loose cannonAny dispute won't hesitate to produce handgunsThat's why these prosecutors wanna convict me, strictly just to get me offof these streets quicklyBut all they kids be listenin' to me religiously, so i'm signin' cd's whilepolice fingerprint meThey're for the judge's daughter but his grudge is against meIf i'm such a fuckin' menace, this shit doesn't make sense PeteIt's all political, if my music is literal, and i'm a criminal how the fuckcan I raise a little girlI couldn't, I wouldn't be fit to, you're full of shit too, Guerrera, thatwas a fist that hit you...

[CHORUS]

[Verse 3]They say music can alter moods and talk to youWell can it load a gun up for you , and cock it tooWell if it can, then the next time you assault a dudeJust tell the judge it was my fault and i'll get suedSee what these kids do is hear about us totin' pistolsAnd they want to get one cause they think the shit's coolNot knowin' we really just protectin' ourselves, we entertainersOf course the shit's affectin' our sales, you ignoramusBut music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get ourchecks in the mailIt's fucked up ain't itHow we can come from practically nothing to being able to have any fuckin'thing that we wantedThat's why we sing for these kids, who don't have a thingExcept for a dream, and a fuckin' rap magazineWho post pin-up pictures on their walls all day longIdolize they favorite rappers and know all they songsOr for anyone who's ever been through shit in their livesTill they sit and they cry at night wishin' they'd dieTill they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they vibeWe're nothin' to you but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyesThat's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it andhold itCause we consider these minutes goldenAnd maybe they'll admit it when we're goneJust let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in oursongs and we can...

[CHORUS X2]

"Paul Rosenberg (Skit)" LYRICS EMINEM

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"Paul Rosenberg (Skit)"


Em, it's Paul.Listen, Joel just called me and he said you're in the fucking back behind his studio,shooting your gun off in the air like it's a shooting range.I told you not to fucking bring your gun around, like an idiot, outside of your home.You're gonna get yourself in trouble.Don't bring your gun outside of your home you can't carry it on you.Leave your fuckin gun at home.

"Without Me" LYRICS EMINEM

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"Without Me"


Dirty Version:

{Obie Trice}"Obie Trice, Real Name No Gimmicks..."

{Beat Changes}

{Eminem}Two trailer park girls go round the outside,round the outside, round the outside.Two trailer park girls go round the outside,round the outside, round the outside.

{Female Voice}"Ooooohhhhh!"

{Eminem}Guess who's back, back againShady's back, tell a friendGuess who's back, guess who's back,guess who's back, guess who's back,guess who's back, guess who's back,guess who's back...

Verse 1:I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants toSee Marshall no more they want ShadyI'm chopped liverWell if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give yaA little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquorSome vodka that will jumpstart my heart quickerThen a shock when I get shocked at the hospitalBy the Dr. when I'm not cooperatingWhen I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"You waited this long to stop debatingCuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulatingI know you got a job Ms. CheneyBut your husbands heart problem is complicatedSo the FCC won't let me beOr let me be me so let me seeThey tried to shut me down on MTVBut it feels so empty without meSo come on dip, bum on your lipsfck that cum on your lips and some on your titsAnd get ready cuz this sht's about to get heavyI just settled all my lawsuits, "fck you Debbie!"

Chorus:Now this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow meCuz we need a little controversy,Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow meCuz we need a little controversy,Cuz it feels so empty without me

Verse 2:Little hellions, kids feeling rebelliousEmbarrassed, their parents still listen to ElvisThey start feeling like prison is helpless,Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "btch"A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,Pollutin' the air waves a rebelSo let me just revel and bask,In the fact that I got everyone kissing my assAnd it's a disaster such a catastropheFor you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?Well I'm back (Batman Noise) fix your bent antennaTune it in and then I'm gonna enterInto the front of your skin like a splinterThe center of attention back for the winterI'm interesting, the best thing since wrestlingInfesting in your kids ears and nestingTesting "Attention Please"Feel the tension soon as someone mentions meHere's my 10 cents my 2 cents is freeA nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

(Chorus 2x)

Verse 3:A tisk-it a task-it,I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this sht that shtChris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kickedWorse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards,And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie,You 36 year old bald headed fag blow meYou don't know me, you're too oldLet go, it's over, nobody listens to technoNow lets go, just give me the signalI will be there with a whole list full of new insultsI've been dope, suspenseful with a pencilEver since Prince turned himself into a symbolBut sometimes the sht just seems,Everybody only wants to discuss meSo this means I'm disgusting,But its just me I'm just obsceneThough I'm not the first king of controversyI am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,To do Black Music so selfishlyAnd use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)There's a concept that works20 million other white rappers emergeBut no matter how many fish in the seaIt'll be so empty without me

(Chorus 2x)

Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la laHum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

"Kids!"


Clean Version:

{Obie Trice}"Obie Trice, Real Name No Gimmicks..."

{Beat Changes}

{Eminem}Two trailer park girls go round the outside,round the outside, round the outside. Two trailer park girls go round the outside,round the outside, round the outside.

{Female Voice}"Ooooohhhhh!"

{Eminem}Guess who's back, back againShady's back, tell a friendGuess who's back, guess who's back,guess who's back, guess who's back,guess who's back, guess who's back,guess who's back...

Verse 1:I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants toSee Marshall no more they want ShadyI'm chopped liverWell if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give yaA little bit of me mixed with some hard liquorSome vodka that will jumpstart my heart quickerThen a shock when I get shocked at the hospitalBy the Dr. when I'm not cooperatingWhen I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"You waited this long to stop debatingCuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulatingI know you got a job Ms. CheneyBut your husbands heart problem is complicatedSo the FCC won't let me beOr let me be me so let me seeThey tried to shut me down on MTVBut it feels so empty without meSo come on dip, bum on your lipsjump back, jiggle her hip and wiggle a bitAnd get ready cuz this is about to get heavyI just settled all my lawsuits, "_uck you Debbie!"

Chorus:Now this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow meCuz we need a little controversy,Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow meCuz we need a little controversy,Cuz it feels so empty without me

Verse 2:Little hellions, kids feeling rebelliousEmbarrassed, their parents still listen to ElvisThey start feeling like prison is helpless,Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "btch"A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,Pollutin' the air waves a rebelSo let me just revel and bask,In the fact that I got everyone kissing my assAnd it's a disaster such a catastropheFor you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?Well I'm back (Batman Noise) fix your bent antennaTune it in and then I'm gonna enterInto the front of your skin like a splinterThe center of attention back for the winterI'm interesting, the best thing since wrestlingInfesting in your kids ears and nestingTesting "Attention Please"Feel the tension soon as someone mentions meHere's my 10 cents my 2 cents is freeA nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

(Chorus 2x)

Verse 3:A tisk-it a task-it,I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this & that sh_tChris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kickedWorse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards,And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie,You 36 year old bald headed scared ____ meYou don't know me, you're too oldLet go, it's over, nobody listens to technoNow lets go, just give me the signalI will be there with a whole list full of new insultsI've been dope, suspenseful with a pencilEver since Prince turned himself into a symbolBut sometimes man it just seems,Everybody only wants to discuss meSo this means I'm disgusting,But its just me I'm just obsceneThough I'm not the first king of controversyI am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,To do Black Music so selfishlyAnd use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)There's a concept that works20 million other white rappers emergeBut no matter how many fish in the seaIt'll be so empty without me

(Chorus 2x)

Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la laHum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

"Kids!"

"Drips" LYRICS EMINEM

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"Drips" (feat. Obie Trice)

Obie, yo', i'm sick, damn, you straight dog...

[CHORUS]

That's why I ain't got no time, for these games and stupid tricks, or these bitches on my dick,that's how dudes be getting sick, that's how dicks be getting drips, falling victims to thisshit, from these bitches on our dicks, fucking chickens with no ribs, that's why I ain't got notime...

[Obie Trice]Yo', I woke up fucked up off the liquor I drunk, I had a bag of the skunk won in last nightstunk, pussy residue was on my penis, Denise from the cleaners, fucked me good, you should ofseen this, big booty bitch, switch unbearable, french roll stylin', body like a stallion, sizin'up the figure while my shit getting bigger, debatin' on a fuck or do I want to be her nigga,caressin' this bitch, plus i'm checking out them tit's, sippin' on that fine shit I ain't usedto buyin', I gotta hit it from behind, it's mandatory, like takin' hoe's money, but that'sanother story, for surely, the pussy on toast after we toast, her clothes fell like bishop injuice, the womb beater, clean pussy eater, insertin' my jock in that spot hotter than thehottest block, don't stop, the response I got when I was knockin' it, clock steady tickin',kinky finger lickin', and can on, semen's at my tip when she moans, I gotta slow down before Icum soon, and work that nigga, like a slave owner, when I dropped off my outfit, she knew Iwanted to bone her, she foamin' at the lips, the one between them hips, pubic hairs lookin' likesome sour cream dip, without the nacho, my dick hit the spot though, pussy tighter thanconditions of us black folks, we in the final stretch, the last part of sex, I bust a fat assnut, then I woke up next, like what the fuck is goin' on here, this bitch evaporated, pussy andall, just picked up and vacated, now i'm frusturated cause my dick was unprotected, and DoctorWesley tellin' me I really got that shit...

[CHORUS]

[Eminem]Now I don't wanna hit no woman, but this chick's got it comin', someone better get this bitch,before she get's kicked in the stomach, and she's pregnant, but she's eggin' me on, beggin' meto throw her off the steps of this porch, my only weapon is force and I don't wanna resort toany violence of any sort, but what's she shovin' me for, doesn't she love me no more, wasn't shehuggin' me four minutes ago at the door, man, i'm this close to goin' toe-to-toe with thiswhore, what would you do if she was tellin' you she wants a divorce, she's havin' another babyin a month, and it's yours, and you find out it isn't cause this bitch has been visitin' someoneelse, and suckin' his dick and kissin' you on the lips when you get back, to Michigan, now theplot is thickenin' worse, cause you feel like you've been stickin' your fuckin' dick in ahearse, so you paranoid at every little cold that you get, ever since they told you this shit,you've been holdin' your dick, so you go to the clinic, sweatin' every minute you in it, thenthe doctor comes out lookin' like Dennis the Menace, and it's obvious to everyone in the lobbyit's AIDS, he ain't even gotta call you in his office to say it, so you jet back home, cause yougon' get that hoe, when you see her, you gon' bend her fuckin' neck back, yo', cause you loveher, you never would expect that blow, Obie told you the scoop, how could she stoop that low,Jesus, I don't believe this, bitch works at the cleaners, bringin' me home diseases, swingin'from Obie's penis, she's so deceivin', shit this hoe's a genius, she g'd us...

[CHORUS]

I'm busy, yeah, fuck these bitches, fuck 'em all, get money, Shady records, Obie Trice, Eminem,motherfucker, new millenium shit, yeah, turn this shit off, turn this shit the fuck off...

"Say Goodbye Hollywood" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Say Goodbye Hollywood"

[Chorus]Sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to HollywoodSayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to HollywoodSayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to HollywoodSayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood{Hollywood}, sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood{Why do I feel this way}, sayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to HollywoodSayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to HollywoodSayin' goodbye, sayin' goodbye to Hollywood

[Verse 1]I thought I had it all figured out, I didI thought I was tough enough to stick it out with KimBut I wasn't tough enough to juggle two things at onceI found myself layin' on my knees in cuffsWhich should've been a reason enough, for me to get my stuff and just leaveHow come I couldn't see this shit myself, it's just meNobody couldn't see the shit I feltKnowin' damn well she wasn't gonna be there when I fell, to catch meThe minute shit was heated she just bailedi'm standin' here swingin' on like thirty people by myselfI couldn't even see the millimetere when it fellTurned around saw Gary stashin' the heater in his beltSaw the bouncers rush him and beat him to the groundI just sold two million records, I don't need to go to jailI'm not about to lose my freedom over no femaleI need to slow downTry to get my feet on solid ground, so for now i'm...

[CHORUS]

[Verse 2]Bury my face in comic books, cause I don't want to lookAt nothin', this world's too muchI've swallowed all I couldIf I could swallow a bottle of tylenol I would, and end it for goodJust say goodbye to HollywoodI probably should, these problems are piling all at onceCause everything that bothers me, I got it bottled upI think i'm bottomin' outBut i'm not about to give up, I gotta get upThank God, I got a little girlAnd I'm a responsible fatherSo not a lot of good, i'd be to my daughter layin' in the bottom of the mudMust be in my blood cause I don't know how I do itAll I know is I don't want to follow in the footsteps of my dadCause I hate him so badThe worst fear that I had was growin' up to be like his fuckin' ass, manIf you could understand why I am the way that I amWhat do I say to my fans, when I tell 'em i'm...

[CHORUS]

[Verse 3]I don't wanna quit, but shit, I feel like this is itFor me to have this much appeal like this is sickThis is not a game, this fame, in real life this is sickPublicity stunt my ass, conceal my fuckin' dickFuck the guns, i'm done, i'll never look at gatsIf I scrap, i'll scrap like I ain't never whooped some assI love my fansBut no one ever puts a grasp on the fact i've sacrificed everything I haveI never dreamt i'd get to the level that i'm at, this is whackThis is more than I ever could of askedeverywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood, or maskWhat about math, how come I wasn't ever good at thatIt's like the boy in the bubble, who never could adapt, i'm trappedIf I could go back, I never woulda rappedI sold my soul to the devil, i'll never get it backI just wanna leave this game with level head intactImagine goin' from bein' a no one to seein',everything blow up and all you did was just growup emceeingIt's fuckin' crazyCause all I wanted was to give Hailie the life I never hadBut instead I forced us to live alienated, so i'm sayin'...

[CHORUS]

[Outro]Goodbye, goodbye Hollywood, {Goodbye},please don't cry for me, when i'm gone for good, {this shit is not for me},so goodbye, goodbye Hollywood,{i'm not a fuckin' star}, please don't cryfor me, when I'm gone for good, {i'm goin' back home}...

"Soldier" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Soldier"

I'm a soldier, i'm a soldier, i'm a soldier, i'm a soldier...

Yo', never was a thug, just infatuated with guns, never was a gangsta, 'til I graduated to one,and got the rep of a villain, for weapon concealin', took the image of a thug, kept shit appealin', willin' to stick out my neck, for respect if it meant life or death, never live to regret what I said, when you're me, people just want to see, if it's true, if it's you, what you say in your rap's, what you do, so they feel, as part of your obligation to fulfill, when they see you on the streets, face to face, are you for real, in confrontation ain't no conversation, if you feel you're in violation, any hesitation'll get you killed, if you feel it, kill it, if you conceal it, reveal it, being reasonable will leave you full of bullets, pull it, squeeze it, till it's empty, tempt me, push me, pussies, I need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze...

[Chorus:]I'm a soldier, these shoulder's hold up so much, they won't budge, i'll never fall or fold up,i'm a soldier, even if my collar bone's crush or crumble, I will never slip or stumble, i'm a soldier, these shoulder's hold up so much, they won't budge, i'll never fall or fold up, i'm a soldier, even if my collar bone's crush or crumble, I will never stumble...

I love pissin' you off, it get's me off, like my lawyer's, when the fuckin' judge let's me off,all you motherfuckers gotta do is set me off, i'll violate and all the motherfuckin' bet's be off, i'm a lit fuse, anything I do bitche, it's news, pistol whippin' motherfuckin' bouncers, six-two, who needs bullets, soon as I pull it, you sweat bullets, an excellent method to get rid of the next bully, it's actually better cause instead you murderin', you can hurt em' and come back again and kick dirt at 'em, it's like pourin' salt in the wounds, assault and get sued, you can smell the lawsuits soon as I waltz in the room, everybody halts and stops, calls the cops,all you see is bitches comin' out their halter tops, runnin' and duckin' out the Hard Rocks parking lot, you'll all get shot whether its your fault or not, cause...

[Chorus]

I spit it slow so these kids know that i'm talkin' to 'em, give it back to these damn critics and sock it to em, i'm like a thug, with a little bit of Pac influence, I spew it, and look how I got you bitches rockin' to it, you motherfuckers could never do it like I could do it, don't even try it, you'll look stupid, do not pursue it, don't ever in your life, try to knock the truest, I spit the illest shit, ever been dropped to two inch, so ticky-tock listen as the sound ticks on the clock, listen to the sound of Kim as she licks on a cock, listen to the sound of me spillin' my heart through this pen, motherfuckers know that i'll never be Marshall again, full of controversy until I retire my jersey, 'til the fire inside dies and expires at thirty, andLord have mercy on any more of these rappers that verse me, and put a curse on authorities in the face of adversity, i'm a...

[Chorus]

Yo' left, yo' left, yo' left, right, left, yo' left, yo' left, yo' left, right, left, yo' left, yo' left, yo' left, right, left, yo' left, yo' left, yo' left, right, left...

"The Kiss (Skit)" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"The Kiss (Skit)"

[Eminem] I'm gonna kill this bitch. I'm gonna kill her. I'm going to fuckin' jail, cause i'm gonna kill this bitch.[Gary] Yo' man, I don't know.[Eminem] What?[Gary] I got a really, really bad feelin' about this.[Eminem] Man, will you shut the fuck up Gary. You've always got a bad feeling man. That's her car right there. Just park.[Gary] Allright, just let me park. I'm parking![Eminem] Fuckin', turn the car off dog.[Gary] Alright.[Eminem] Alright, we wait.[Gary] We wait for what?[Eminem] We wait until she comes out. Man, i'm gonna fuckin' kill her.[Gary] Man, you ain't gonna kill nobody.[Eminem] Man, just shut the fuck up dog.[Gary] What the fuck did you bring that for?[Eminem] Just shut up, fuckin' clip is empty.[Gary] Don't point that shit at me![Eminem] It's not even loaded bitch, look![Gary] Dude! God I fuckin' hate when you do that shit.[Eminem] Ha ha, ya but it's funny as fuck.[Gary] You're gonna fuck around and kill me one of these days, I swear.[Eminem] It get's you every time. Is that her?[Gary] Where?[Eminem] Right there motherfucker.[Gary] Yeah, fuck.[Eminem] Alright, get up, get up.[Gary] Here we go again.[Eminem] Get down![Gary] What the fuck do you want me to do get under the car?[Eminem] Yo', who's she walkin' with?[Gary] How the fuck am I supposed to know? You told me to duck down.[Eminem] It's the fucking bouncer. Did she just kiss him?[Gary] I don't think so.[Eminem] Dog, she just fuckin' kissed him.[Gary] No, she didn't![Eminem] She's kissing him dog![Gary] No she's not...oh shit.[Eminem] C'mon, motherfucker![Gary] MAARRSSHH!!!

"Square Dance" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Square Dance"

[Intro:]People!! It feels so good to be back.Ladies and gentleman, introducing the new and improved you know who

[Verse 1:]Never been the type to bend or budgeThe wrong button to push,No friend of BushI'm the centerpiece, you're the Maltese.I am a pitbull off his leash,All this peace talk can cease.All these people I had to leave in limbo,I'm back now,I've come to release this infoI'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple.Can-a-bitch don't want no beef with Slim?Noooo!Not even on my radar,So won't you please jump off my dickLay off and stay off,And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos from seance to seance,Aw-a-aw-ch-a-aw

[Chorus X2:]You all c'mon now,Let's all get on down,Let's do-si-do now,We're gonna have a good ol' time.Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothing to worry about,Let your hair down,And square dance with me!

[Verse 2:]Let your hair down to the track,Yeah kick on back.Boo!The boogies monster of rap,Yeah the man's backWith a plan to ambush this Bush administration,Mush the Senate's face in and push this generation,Of kids to stand and fight for the right to say something you might not like,This white hot light,That I'm under,No wonder,I look so sunburnt,Oh no,I won't leave no stone unturned,Oh no I won't leave,Won't go nowhere,Do-si-do,Oh, yo, ho, hello thereOh yeah don't think I won't go there,Go to the Beirut and do a show thereYeah you laugh till your motherfuckin' ass gets drafted,While you're at band camp thinkin' the crap can't happen,Till you fuck around,Get an anthrax napkin,Inside a package wrapped in saran Wrap wrapping,Open the plastic and then you stand back gasping,Fuckin' assassins hijackin' Amtracks crashing,All this terror America demands action,Next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'To join the army or what you'll do for there Navy.You just a baby,Gettin' recruited at eighteen,You're on a plane now,Eating their food and their baked beans.I'm 28,They gonna take you 'fore they take meCrazy insane or insane crazy?When I say Hussein you say Shady,My views ain't changed still Inhumane,Wait,Arraigned two days late,The date's today,Hang me!

[Chorus X2:]

[Verse 3:]Nothin' moves me more than a groove the soothes me,Nothin' soothes me more than a groovethat boosts me,Nothin' boosts me more,Or suits me beautifully,There's nothin' you can do to me,Stab me,Shoot me,Psychotic,Hypnotic, product I got the antibiotic.Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yadaGod I talk a lot of hem-de-lay-la-la-la,oochie walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gotta,Keep movin',There's more music to make,Keep makin' new shit,Produce hits to breakthe monotony,What's gotten into me?Drug's, rock and Hennessey,Thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies,On your knees,Got you under seige,Somebody you would give a lung to be hungry,Like a fuckin' younger me,Fuck the fee,I can get you jumped for free,Yah buddy,Laugh it's funny,I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing,I'm past bluffing,Pass the K-Y,Let's get ready for some intense,serious ass fucking!

[Chorus X2]

[Outro:]Dr. Dre., wants to square with me,Nasty Nas, wants to square dance with me,X to the Z, wants to square dance with me,Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me,Cana-bitch won't square dance with me,Fan-a-bitch, won't square dance with me,Canada-bis, don't want no parts of me,Dirty Dozen wants to square dance with you-----YEE-HAW!!!

"Cleanin Out My Closet" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Cleanin Out My Closet"

Where's my snare, I have no snare in my headphones, there ya' go, yeah, yo', yo'...

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have, i've been protested and demonstratedagainst, picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times, sick is the mind of themotherfuckin' kid that's behind, all this commotion, emotions run deep as ocean's explodin',tempers flaring from parents, just blow 'em off and keep goin', not takin' nothin' from no one,give 'em hell long as i'm breathin', keep kickin' ass in the mornin', an' takin' names in theevening, leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth, see they can trigger me butthey'll never figure me out, look at me now, I bet ya' probably sick of me now, ain't you mama,i'ma make you look so ridiculous now...

[CHORUS]

I'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'mcleanin' out my closet, {one more time}, I said i'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, Inever meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm cleanin' out my closet...

I got some skeletons in my closet and I don't know if no one knows it, so before they thrown meinside my coffin and close it, i'ma expose it, i'll take you back to '73, before I ever had amulti-platinum sellin' Cd, I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months, my faggot fathermust have had his pantie's up in a bunch, cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye,no I don't on second thought, I just fuckin' wished he would die, I look at Hailie and Icouldn't picture leavin' her side, even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I'd try, to make itwork with her at least for Hailie's sake, I maybe made some mistakes but i'm only human, but i'mman enough to face them today, what I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb, but the smartestshit I did was take them bullets out of that gun, cause id'a killed 'em, shit I would have shotKim and him both, it's my life, i'd like to welcome y'all to the Eminem show...

[CHORUS]

Now I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition, take a second to listen who youthink this record is dissin', but put yourself in my position, just try to envision witnessin'your Mama poppin' prescription pills in the kitchen, bitchin' that someone's always goin'through her purse and shits missin', going through public housing systems, victim ofMunchausen's syndrome, my whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't 'til I grewup, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya' stomach, doesn't it, wasn't it the reason you madethat Cd for me, ma, so you could try to justify the way you treated me, ma, but guess what, yourgettin' older now and it's cold when your lonely, and Nathan's growing up so quick, he's gonnaknow that your phoney, and Hailie's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful, butyou'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral, see what hurts me the most is you won'tadmit you was wrong, bitch, do your song, keep tellin' yourself that you was a mom, but how dareyou try to take what you didn't help me to get, you selfish bitch, I hope you fuckin' burn inhell for this shit, remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me, well guesswhat, I am dead, dead to you as can be...

[CHORUS]

"Business" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Business"

Marshall, sounds like an SOS...

Holy wack, unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fuckin' right...

To the rapmobile, let's go...

{Marshall, Marshall}, bitches and gentlemen, it's showtime, hurry hurry, step right up,introducing the star of our show, his name is, {Marshall}, you wouldn't want to be anywhere elsein the world right now, so without further ado, I bring to you, {Marshall}...

You 'bout to witness hip-hop in it's most purest, more rawest form, flow almost flawless, mosthardest, most honest known artist, chip off the old block, but ol' Doc is, {back}, looks likeBatman brought his own Robin, oh God, Sadam's got his own Laden, with his own private plane, hisown pilot, set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges, oranges, peach, pears, plums,syringes, {vnn vnn}, yeah here I come, i'm inches, away from you, dear fear none, hip-hop is ina state of 911, so...

[Chorus]

Let's get down to business, I don't got no time to play around, what is this, must be a circusin town, let's shut the shit down on these clowns, can I get a witness, {hell yeah}, let's getdown to business, I don't got no time to play around, what is this, must be a circus in town,let's shut the shit down on these clowns, can I get a witness, {hell yeah}...

Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles, gee willikers Dre, holy bat syllables, look atall the bullshit that goes on in Gotham when i'm gone, time to get rid of these rap criminals,so skip to your lou while I do what I do best, you ain't even impressed no more, you're used toit, flows too wet, nobody close to it, nobody says it, but still everybody knows the shit, themost hated on out of all those who say they get hated on in eighty songs and exaggerate it allso much, they make it all up, there's no such thing, like a female with good looks, who cooksand cleans, it just means so much more to so much more people when you're rappin' and you knowwhat for, the show must go on, so i'd like to welcome y'all to Marshall and Andre's carnival,c'mon now...

[Chorus]

It's just like old times, the dynamic duo, two old friends, why panic, you already know who'sfully capable, the two capped heroes, dial straight down the center eight-zero-zero, you caneven call collect, the most feared duet, since me and Elton played career Russian Roulette, andnever even see me blink or get to bustin' a sweat, people steppin' over people just to rush tothe set, just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely, ease over these beat's and be sobreezy, Jesus how can shit be so easy, how can one Chandra be so Levy, turn on these beats,MC's don't see me, believe me BET and MTV are gonna grieve, when we leave, dog fo' sheezy,can't leave rap alone, the game needs me, 'till we grow beards, get weird, and disappear intothe mountains, nothin' but clowns down here, but we ain't fuckin around round here, yo' Dre,what up, can I get a hell, hell yeah, now...

[Chorus]

So there you have it folks, {Marshall}, has come to save the day, back with his friend Andre,and to remind you that bullshit does not pay, because, {Marshall}, and Andre are here to stayand never go away until our dying day until we're old and grey, {Marshall}, so until next timefriends, same blonde hair, same rap channel, good night everyone, thank you for coming, yourhost for the evening, {Marshall}, oh, ha...

"White America" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"White America"

America, hahaha, we love you, how many people are proud to be citizens of this beautifulCountry of ours, the stripes and the stars for the rights that men have died for to protect,The women and men who have broke their neck's for the freedom of speech the United StatesGovernment has sworn to uphold, or(Yo', I want everybody to listen to the words of this song) so we're told...

I never would've dreamed in a million years I'd see,So many motherfuckin' people who feel like me, who share the same viewsAnd the same exact beliefs, it's like a fuckin' army marchin' in back of me, so many lives ITouch, so much anger aimed, in no particular direction, just sprays and sprays, and straightThrough your radio waves it plays and plays, 'till it stays stuck in your head for days andDays, who would of thought, standing in this mirror bleachin' my hair, with some peroxide,Reaching for a t-shirt to wear, that I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this, howCould I predict my words would have an impact like this, I must've struck a chord, with somebodyUp in the office, cause congress keeps telling me I ain't causin' nuthin' but problems, and nowThey're sayin' I'm in trouble with the government, I'm lovin' it, I shoveled shit all my life,And now I'm dumping it on...

[Chorus]White America, I could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this,White America, Erica loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get, white America, ICould be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this, white America, EricaLoves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get...

Look at these eyes, baby blue, baby just like yourself, if they were brown, Shady lose, ShadySits on the shelf, but Shady's cute, Shady knew, Shady's dimple's would help, make ladies swoonBaby, {ooh baby}, look at my sales, let's do the math, if I was black, I would've sold half, IAin't have to graduate from Lincoln high school to know that, but I could rap, so fuck school,I'm too cool to go back, gimme the mic, show me where the fuckin' studio's at, when I wasUnderground, no one gave a fuck I was white, no labels wanted to sign me, almost gave up, I wasLike, fuck it, until I met Dre, the only one to look past, gave me a chance, and I lit a fire upUnder his ass, helped him get back to the top, every fan black that I got, was probably his inExchange for every white fan that he's got, like damn, we just swapped, sittin' back lookin' atShit, wow, I'm like my skin is it starting to work to my benefit now, it's...

[Chorus]

See the problem is, I speak to suburban kids, who otherwise would of never knew these wordsExist, whose mom's probably would of never gave two squirts of piss, 'till I created so muchMotherfuckin' turbulence, straight out the tube, right into your living room I came, and kidsFlipped when they knew I was produced by Dre, that's all it took, and they were instantly hookedRight in, and they connected with me too because I looked like them, that's why they put myLyrics up under this microscope, searchin' with a fine tooth comb, its like this rope, waitin'To choke, tightening around my throat, watching me while I write this, like I don't like this,Nope, all I hear is, lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy, sponsors working 'round the clock, toTry to stop my concerts early, surely hip-hop was never a problem in Harlem, only in Boston,After it bothered the fathers of daughters starting to blossom, so now I'm catchin' the flackFrom these activists when they raggin', actin' like I'm the first rapper to smack a bitch, orSay faggot, shit, just look at me like I'm your closest pal, the posterchild, the motherfuckin'Spokesman now for...

[Chorus]

So to the parents of America, I am the damager aimed at little Erica, to attack herCharacter, the ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns, sent to lead the march right up toThe steps of congress, and piss on the lawns of the White House, to burn the casket and replaceIt with a parental advisory sticker, to spit liquor in the faces of in this democracy ofHypocrisy, fuck you Ms. Cheney, fuck you Tipper Gore, fuck you with the freest of speech thisDivided states of embarrassment will allow me to have, fuck you, [vocal melody],He, hahaha, I'm just playin' America, you know I love you...

"The Kids" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"The Kids"

[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)And everyone should get along..Okay children quiet down, quiet downChildren I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the dayHis name is Mr. ShadyChildren quiet down pleaseBrian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)Mr. Shady will be your new substitute while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)Good luck Mr. Shady

[Eminem]Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!)Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrelsBut first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his momand he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes potbut his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lotAnd Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spotand wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clockwhen it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dogDrag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)And even if they escaped and they got the copsthe ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the jobwhen she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talkBut Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it offBut Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rockerCrazier than Slim Shady is off the vodkaYou couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off herand dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find herBut ever since the day Stacey went off to wanderthey never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle dinerAnd that's the story of Bob and his marijuana, and what it might do to youSo see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you

[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]

See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)So kids say no to drugs (that's right)So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[Eminem]My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?Ecstasy is the worst drug in the worldIf someone ever offers it to you, don't do itKids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluidand spinal fluid is final, you won't get it backSo don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your backMeet Zach, twenty-one years old After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets boldand decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guysand peer pressure will win every time you try to fight itSuddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdriveand his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*} His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's ArchesHe's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH*}And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"cause they took it too, so they think it's funnySo they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his moneyMeanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is overand his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yogaAnd that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniacSo don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]

See children, drugs are bahhhd (that's right)and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (that's right)and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can)She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack)So you don't act like everyone else does (that's right)And there's really nothin else to say (but umm)Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[Eminem]And last but not least, one of the most humungousproblems among young people today, is fungusIt grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew itYum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuffAnd everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn ClaireWomen stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)And if you swallow too much of the magic mushroomsWhoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungusYa tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)See drugs are bad, it's a common factBut your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goateeand get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my faultSo don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't, cause I'm bad for you

[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]

See children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh)and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (put that down)and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can ask)She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (and she will)So kids say no to drugs (say no)So you don't act like everyone else does (like I do)And there's really nothin else to say (that's right)Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!)Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick!)Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)So don't do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis!)so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)(Mushrooms killed Kenny! *fart* Ewww, ahhh!)(So, fucked up, right now..)

"Criminal" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Criminal"

[Eminem]A lot of people ask me.. stupid fucking questionsA lot of people think that.. what I say on recordsor what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real lifeor that I believe in itOr if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that..I'm actually gonna do itor that I believe in itWell, shit.. if you believe thatthen I'll kill youYou know why?Cause I'm a

CRIMINALCRIMINALYou god damn rightI'm a CRIMINALYeah, I'm a CRIMINAL

[Eminem]My words are like a dagger with a jagged edgeThat'll stab you in the headwhether you're a fag or lezOr the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vestPants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobicStaring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!)That's my motherfucking balls, you'd better let go of emThey belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of emHey, it's me, VersaceWhoops, somebody shot me!And I was just checking the mailGet it? Checking the 'male'?How many records you expecting to sellafter your second LP sends you directly to jail?C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay menRight, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)Please Lord, this boy needs JesusHeal this child, help us destroy these demonsOh, and please send me a brand new carAnd a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospitalPreacher preacher, fifth grade teacherYou can't reach me, my mom can't neitherYou can't teach me a goddamn thing causeI watch TV, and Comcast cableand you ain't able to stop these thoughtsYou can't stop me from topping these chartsAnd you can't stop me from dropping each Marchwith a brand new CD for these fucking retardsDuhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' meMr. "Don't Give A Fuck," still won't leave

[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]

I'm a CRIMINALCause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crimeto tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINALbut I don't gotta say a word, I just flip em the birdand keep going, I don't take shit from no one

[Eminem]My mother did drugs - hard-liquor, cigarettes, and speedThe baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeedIt was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as sheDon't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was meI'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazedBut how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?So as I got older and I got a lot tallerMy dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got largerI drink more liquor to fuck you up quickerthan you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word ...My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oralSex in his Oval Office on top of his deskOff of his own employeeNow don't ignore me, you won't avoid meYou can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-hairedand my nose is pointyI'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that diein plane crashes and laughsAs long as it ain't happened to himSlim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em-inem and Kim combined - [*kch*] the maniac's inReplacing the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it todayHe's a little under the weather, so I'm taking his place(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his faceDon't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the placeI told you Dre, you should've kept that thang put awayI guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?I'm a CRIMINAL

[Interlude Skit]Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfuckerget the motherfucking money and get the fuck up outta there[Em] AightI'll be right here waiting on you[Em] AightYo Em[Em] What?!Don't kill nobody this time[Em] Awwright... god damn, fuck...(whistling) how you doin'?[Teller] HI, how can I help you?[Eminem] Yeah I need to make a withdrawl[Teller] Okay[Eminem] Put the fucking money in the bag bitchand I won't kill you![Teller] What? Oh my god, don't kill me[Eminem] I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit looking around...[Teller] Don't kill me, please don't kill me...[Eminem] I said I'm not gonna fucking kill youHurry the fuck up! [*BOOM*] Thank you!

[Eminem]Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in itSo when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in itSo I'll be disguised in itAnd if anybody identifies the guy in itI'll hide for five minutesCome back, shoot the eyewitnessFire at the private eye hired to pry in my businessDie, bitches, bastards, brats, petsThis puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet [*dog whines*]If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nutstuck my dick in between my legs and cluckYou motherfucking chickens ain't brave enoughto say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut [*tape unrolls*]Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it upTo make you mad so kiss my white naked assAnd if it's not a rapper that I make it asI'ma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask

[Chorus 2X]

"Under The Influence" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Under The Influence" (feat. D-12)

[Eminem] TranslationSo you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shitCause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick - ha ha!Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two penniesI'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twentiesA young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his assso the rats can't chew through his last pantsI'm like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightningFrightened with five little white Vicadin pills bitin himI'm like a fuckin wasp in the hospital lostStingin the fuck outta everything I come across in the hallsI light a candle and place it up on the mantleGrab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handleSo when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin[Swifty] Bitch it's too late[Eminem] Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains

[Swifty]I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetratorDegradin, creatin murders to kill hatersAccused for every crime known through the equatorThey knew I did it (uh-huh) for havin blood on my 'gatorsMy weed'll hit yo' chest like a double barrel gauge an'I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in yo' face [*BLAM*]With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remi I do shit on purposeYou never hear me say, "Forgive me"I'm snatchin every penny - it gotta be that way nigga, face itThat weed I sold to you, Brigade laced itYou hidin, I make the president get a faceliftNiggaz just afraid, handin me they braceletsChillin in the lab wastedI'm the type that'll drink Kahlua and gin - throw up on the micYour life is ruined, you get socked right on siteAnd even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight

[Chorus: Eminem]

So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shitCause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dickCause I don't give a fuck if you don't like, my shitCause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick

[Bizarre]I'm a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fireSlashin your tires, flyin down Fenkel and MeyersPlates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm firedJackin my dick off in a bed of barbed wire(Hey, is Bizarre performing?) Bitch didn't you read the flyer?Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor(Aren't you a male dancer?) Nah bitch, I'm retiredFuckin your bitch in the ass with a tire ironI'm ripped, I'm on an acid tripMy DJ's in a coma for lettin the record skip.. [*needle pops*]Lettin the record skip.. [*needle pops*]Lettin the record skip.. [*needle pops*] (Damn!)[*DJ reverses the record and scratches it back on beat*]I'm fuckin anything when I'm snortinIt's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion[*dog whines*] Some bitch asked for my autographI called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughedI drop bombs like I was in VietnamAll bitches is hoes, even my stinkin ass mom

[Proof]Aiyyo flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crackWeed laced with somethin [*gun cocks*] nigga pass thatIn Amsterdam we only hang out with hash ratsAt a 'Stop the Violence' rally, I blast gatsBe your mom on publishin, get your ASCAP-pedThe Kuniva, divide up your cash stackRun your motherfuckin pockets, ASAPI don't need a platinum chain, bitch I snatch Shaq'sBorn loser, half theif and half blackBring your boys and your guns and get laughed atBitch smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jackedand found chopped up in a trash bag

[Kuniva]We stranglin rappers until the point they can't yellcause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake salesReckless, come from behind and snatch your necklaceGruesome, and causin more violence than nine hoodlumsI grapple your adam's apple until it crackleRun right past you, turn around, grab you and stab youGet executed, cuz I'm a "Luni"I got a "Yukmouth" and it's pollutedI cock it back then shoot itI love snatchin up players thugs and young ballersShoot up the household, even the young toddlersBrigade barricade to bring the noiseWhile the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toysIf I go solo, I'm doin a song with BoloA big Chinese nigga, screamin "Kuniva yo yo.."I leave ya face leakin, run up in church and smack the preacher while he's preachinTake a swing at the deacon

[Kon Artis]I used to tell cats I sold weed and weightI was straight 'til I got caught sellin em shakeI'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rentI got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tentwith the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of orderI've been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin in waterIn cahoots with this nigga named Carlisle Vonwho got fired from UPS for tryin to send you a bomb(Special delivery!) I signed to a local label for funSay I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and runDriveby you in the rain while you carry your sonCall your house and hang up on you for not givin me noneBorn straight up out a pussy but a son of a gunGot a reputation for havin niggaz runnin they fundsUsed to be the type of nigga that was foldin some one's'til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin in dough

[Chorus]

[Eminem]Haha.. suck my motherfuckin dickD-12.. Dirty motherfuckin DozenNasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty fuckin husbandsBizarre kidSwifty McVeighThe Kon ArtisThe KunivaDirty HarryHaha, and Slim Shady..

"Kim" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Kim"

[Eminem]Aww look at daddy's baby girlThat's daddy babyLittle sleepy headYesterday I changed your diaperWiped you and powdered you.How did you get so big?Can't believe it now your twoBaby you're so preciousDaddy's so proud of youSit down bitchIf you move again I'll beat the shit out of you

[Eminem](Eminem as Kim)(Okay)Don't make me wake this babyShe don't need to see what I'm about to doQuit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you?How could you?Just leave me and love him out the blueOh, what's a matter Kim?Am I too loud for you?Too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this timeAt first, I'm like all rightYou wanna throw me out? That's fine!But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!How could you let him sleep in our bed?Look at KimLook at your husband now!(No!)I said look at him!He ain't so hot now is he?Little punk!(Why are you doing this?)Shut the fuck up!(You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!)You think I give a fuck!Come on we're going for a ride bitch(No!)Sit up front(Well I can't just leave Haley alone, what if she wakes up?)We'll be right backWell I will you'll be in the trunk

[1] - So long, bitch you did me so wrongI don't wanna go onLiving in this world without you

[Repeat 1]

You really fucked me KimYou really did a number on meNever knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt meBut we was kids then Kim, I was only 18That was years agoI thought we wiped the slate cleanThat's fucked up!(I love you!)Oh God my brain is racing(I love you!)What are you doing?Change the station I hate this song!Does this look like a big joke?(No!)There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throatIn your living room, ha-haWhat you think I'm kiddin' you?You loved him didn't you?(No!)Bullshit you bitch don't fucking lie to meWhat the fuck's this guy's problem on the side of me?Fuck you asshole, yeah bite meKim, KIM!Why don't you like me?You think I'm ugly don't you(It's not that!)No you think I'm ugly(Baby)Get the fuck away from me, don't touch meI HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOUOH MY GOD I LOVE YOUHow the fuck could you do this to me?(Sorry!)How the fuck could you do this to me?

[Repeat 1 (2x)]

Come on get out(I can't I'm scared)I said get out bitch!(Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby)(Please I love you, look we can just take Haley and leave)Fuck you, you did this to usYou did it, it's your faultOh my God I'm crackin' upGet a grip MarshallHey remember the time we went to Brian's party?And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over ArchieThat was funny wasn't it?(Yes!)That was funny wasn't it?(Yes!)See it all makes sense, doesn't it?You and your husband have a fightOne of you tries to grab a knifeAnd during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced(No!)And while this is goin' onHis son just woke up and he just walks inShe panics and he gets his throat cut(Oh my God!)So now they both dead and you slash your own throatSo now it's double homicide and suicide with no noteI should have known better when you started to act weirdWe could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!You can't run from me KimIt's just us, nobody else!You're only making this harder on yourselfHa! Ha! Got'cha!(Ahh!)Ha! Go ahead yell!Here I'll scream with you!AH SOMEBODY HELP!Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you?Now shut the fuck up and get what's comin to youYou were supposed to love me{*Kim choking*}NOW BLEED! BITCH BLEED!BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED!

[Repeat 1 (2x)]

"Bitch Please II" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Bitch Please II" (feat. Dr. Dre, Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg, Xzibit)

[Dre]Yeah whattup Detroit?[Snoop]Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didn't!Ahhh! They didn't do it again,what-what, what-what?Did you shit on these niggaz two times Dr. Dre?[Dre]Oh fo' sho'![Snoop]Uh-uh, naw, ya smell that?This is special right hereWhat-what, what-what-what?Yeah, it's a toast to the boogie babyUhh, to the boogie-oogie-oogieYeah, y'know! What's crackin Dre?

[Dr. Dre]Just let me lay back and kick some mo' simplistic pimp shiton Slim's shit and start riots like Limp Bizkit (Limp Bizkit)Throw on 'Guilty Conscience' at concertsand watch mosh pits til motherfuckers knock each other unconcious(Watch out now!) Some of these crowds that Slim drawsis rowdy as Crenshaw Boulevard when it's packed and fulla carsSome of these crowds me and Snoop draw +IS+ niggaz from Crenshawfrom Long Beach to South Central [*LOUD SCREAM*] Whoa, not these niggaz againThese grown-ass ignorant men with hair-triggers again(Hehe) You and what army could harm me?D-R-E and Shady, with Doggy from Long Beach(East-syde!) Came a long way, to makin these songs playIt'll be a wrong move, to stare at me the wrong wayI got a long uz', and I carry it all day(Blaow!) Sometimes it's like a nightmare, just bein Andre,but I..

[Snoop Dogg]somehow, someway - tell 'em, niggaYou know about Dogg-ay (Snoop Dogg)Now let me cut these niggaz up and show em where da fuck I'm comin fromI get the party crackin from the shit that I be spittin sonHit-and-run, get it done, get the funds, split and runGot about fifty guns, and I love all of 'em the same - bang bang!Damn baby girl what's your name?I forgot - what'd you say it was? Damn a nigga buzzedHangin in the club, with my nephew Eminem(Whassup Slim?) Whattup cuz? (Whattup Snoop?)The Great White American Hope, done hooked upwith the King of the motherfuckin West coast, bay-bayy!

[Chorus: Nate Dogg (+Snoop)]

And you don't really wanna fuck, with meOnly nigga that I trust, is meFuck around and make me bust, this heat[Snoop] That's, the devil, they always wanna dance

[Xzibit]I'm the Head Nigga In Charge, I'm watchin you moveYou're found dead in your garage, with ten o'clock news coverageGotta love it, cause I expose the facadeYour little lungs is too small to hotbox with GodAll jokes aside, come bounce with usStandin over you with a twelve gauge, about to bustIt's like ashes to ashes and dust to dustI might leave in the bodybag, but never in cuffsSo who do you trust? They just not rugged enoughWhen things get rough I'm in the club shootin with PuffBitch, please - you must have a mental diseaseAssume the position and get back down on your knees - c'mon

[Chorus 2X]

[Eminem - impersonating Snoop]Awww naww, big Slim DoggEighty pound balls, dick six inch longBack up, in the, heezy BAY-BAYHe's Sha-day!

[Snoop]He's so cra-zay!

[Eminem]Hahaha! Gimme the mic, let me recite, 'til Timothy Whitepickets outside the Interscope offices every nightWhat if he's right? I'm just a criminal, makin a livingoff of the world's misery - what in the world gives me the rightto say what I like, and walk around flippin the birdLivin the urban life, like a white kid from the 'burbsDreamin at night of screamin at mom, schemin to leaveRun away from home and grow to be as evil as meI just want you all to notice me and people to seethat somewhere deep down, there's a decent human being in meIt just can't be found, so the reason you've been seeing this meis cause this is me now, the recent dude who's being this meanSo when you see me, dressin up like a nerd on TVor heard the CD usin the fag word so freelyit's just me being me, here want me to tone it down?[LOWER pitch] Suck my fuckin dick, you faggotYou happy now? Look here

[Eminem - impersonating Snoop]I start some trouble everywhere that I go (that I go)Ask the bouncers in the club cause they know (cause they know)I start some shit they throw me out the back do' (the back do')Come back and shoot the club up with a fo'-fo' (a fo'-fo')

[Chorus 2X]

[Xzibit]2001 and foreverSlim Shady, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, X to the Z, Nate DoggC'mon, yeah!!

"Amityville" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Amityville" (feat. Bizarre (D-12))

(kill kill kill)Dahh-dum, dahh-dum.. dumDahh-dum, dahh-dum, duh-da-da-da-da(kill kill kill)Dahh-dum, dahh-dum.. dumDahh-dum, dahh-dum, dumm..(kill kill kill)

[Chorus: Eminem]

Mentally illll from Amityvilllle (ILLLL)Accidentally killll your family stillllThinkin he won't? God-damnit he willll (HE'SSSS)Mentally illll from Amityvilllle [(HE'SSSS) - on repeats only]

[Eminem]I get lifted and spin til I'm half-twistedFeet planted and stand with a grin full of chapped lipstick (SMACK)Pen full of ink, think sinful and rap sick shitShrink pencil me in for my last visitDrink gin til my chin's full of splashed whiskers (whoosh)Hash whiskey and ash til I slap bitches (smack)Ask Bizzy, he's been here the past six yearsMash with me you'll get in imagine this

[Chorus 2X]

[Bizarre]I fucked my cousin in his asshole, slit my mother's throat(AHHHHHHHH!) Guess who Slim Shady just signed to Interscope?My little sister's birthday, she'll remember meFor a gift I had ten of my boys take her virginity(Mmm mm mmm!) And bitches know me as a horny ass freakTheir mother wasn't raped, I ate her pussy while she was 'sleepPissy-drunk, throwin up in the urinal (YOU FUCKIN HOMO!)That's what I said at my dad's funeral

[Chorus 2X]

[Eminem]That's why the city is filled with a bunch of fuckin idiots still (still)That's why the first motherfucker poppin some shit he gets killed (killed)That's why we don't call it Detroit, we call it Amityville ('Ville)You can get capped after just havin a cavity filled (filled)Ahahahaha, that's why we're crowned the murder capital still (still)This ain't Detroit, this is motherfuckin Hamburger Hill! (Hill!)We don't do drivebys, we park in front of houses and shootand when the police come we fuckin shoot it out with them too!That's the mentality here (here) that's the reality here (here)Did I just hear somebody say they wanna challenge me here?? (huh?)While I'm holdin a pistol with this many calibres here?? (here??)Got some registration and just made this shit valid this year? (year?)Cause once i snap i cant be held accountable for my actions and that's when accidents happen,when a thousand bullets come at your houseand collapse the foundation around and they found youand your family in it (AHHHHH!) GOT DAMNIT HE MEANT IT WHEN HE TELLS YOU

[Chorus 2X]

Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-daDum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-daDum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-daDum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-daDum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-daDum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-daDum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-daDum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-daDum..

"Drug Ballad" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Drug Ballad"

[Girl] Yeah, hahahaha...whooooo, shit![Em] (aight)[Eminem] Guess what? I ain't coming in yet...I'll come in a minute[Eminem] Ayo...This is my love song...it goes like this

[Eminem]Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky MarkThis is how we used to make the party startWe used to mix Hen' with Bacardi DarkAnd when it, kicks in you can hardly talkAnd by the, sixth gin you're gonna probably crawlAnd you'll be, sick then and you'll probably barfAnd my pre-diction is you're gonna probably fallEither somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wallAnd everything's spinningYou're beginin' to think womenare swimming in pink linen again in the sinkThen in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finishedYou are now allowed to officially slap bitchesYou have the right to remain violent and start wilin'Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' youGet in your car, start it, and start drivin'Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up[Em's spaceman voice]Earth calling, pilot to co-pilotLooking at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of itAll I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin'And I'm so high that I might die if I go by itLet me out of this placeI'm outta placeI'm in outer spaceI've just vanished without a traceI'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers growI'll be back in an hour or so

[Chorus]

[Eminem]'Cause every time I go to try to leaveSomeone keeps pullin' on my sleeveI don't wanna, but I gotta stayThese drugs really got a hold of me

'Cause every time I try to tell them "no"They won't let me ever let them goI'm a sucker all I gotta sayThese drugs really got a hold of me

[Eminem]In third grade, all I used to doWas sniff glue through a tube and play Rubic's cube17 years later I'm as Rude as JudeScheming on the first chick with the hugest boobsI've got no gameAnd every face looks the sameThey've got no nameSo I don't need game to playI just say whatever I want to whoever I wantWhenever I want, wherever I want, however I wantHowever, I do show some respect to fewAs ecstasy got me standing next to youGetting sentimental as fuck spillin' guts to youWe just metBut I think I'm in love with youBut you're on it tooSo you tell me you love me tooWake up in the morning like "yo, what the fuck we do?"I gotta go bitchYou know I have stuff to do'Cause if I get caught cheatin' then I'm stuck with youBut in the long runThese drugs are probably going to catch up sooner or laterBut fuck it, I'm on oneSo let's enjoyLet the X destroy your spinal cordSo it's not a straight line no more'Til we walk around looking like some wind-up dollsShit's sticking out of our backs like a dinosaurShit, six hits won't even get me high no moreSo bye for nowI'm going to try to find some more

[Chorus]

[Eminem]That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollowWhen you swallow it all wallow and drown in your sorrowAnd tomorrow you're probably going to want to do it againWhat's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend? Screw itAnd what's a little bit of alcohol poisoning?And what's a little fight?Tomorrow you'll be boys againIt's your lifeLive it however you wannaMarijuana is everywhereWhere was you brought up?It don't matter as long as you get where you're going'Cause none of the shit is going to mean shit where we're goingThey tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoringEven though you wake up feeling like shit every morningBut you're youngYou've got a lot of drugs to doGirls to screwParties to crashSucks to be youIf I could take it all back now, I wouldn'tI would have did more shit that people said that I shouldn'tBut I'm all grown up now and upgraded and graduatedDid better drugs and updatedBut I've still got a lot of growing up to doI've still got a whole lot of throwing up to spewBut when it's all said and done I'll be 40Before I know it with a 40 on the porch telling storiesWith a bottle of JackTwo grandkids in my lapBabysitting for Hailie while Hailie's out getting smashed

[Chorus 2x][Same as previous, but 2nd time the last line is repeated like this]

Drugs really got a hold of meThey really got a hold of me'Cause drugs really got a hold of meThey really got a hold of me

"Marshall Mathers" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Marshall Mathers"

[Eminem]You know I just don't get itLast year I was nobodyThis year I'm sellin recordsNow everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethinHeh, the fuck you want from me, ten million dollars?Get the fuck out of here

[Chorus One: Eminem]

You see I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)I'm just a regular guy,I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me)Nobody ever gave a fuck before,all they did was doubt me (did was doubt me)Now everybody wanna run they mouthand try to take shots at me (take shots at me)

[Eminem]Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkinYou might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dogwith it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collarhollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin(grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked shotgunDrivin up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac inLookin for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculousblue and red like I don't see what the big deal isDouble barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris WallacePissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all thisWatchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'emand get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched walletsAnd amidst all this Crist' poppin and wristwatchesI just sit back and just watch and just get nauseousand walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martinstartin shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!")I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martinwith instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me startedThese fuckin brats can't sing and Britney's garbageWhat's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollarsAll I see is sissies in magazines smilingWhatever happened to whylin out and bein violent?Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' fashionedpassionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken?New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of dickBoy/girl groups make me sickAnd I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in publicI'ma love it.. (hahaha)Vanilla Ice don't like me (uh-uh)Said some shit in Vibe to spite me (yup)Then went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe)A bunch of little kids wanna swear just like meand run around screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" (nah nah)I think I was put here to annoy the worldand destroy your little 4-year-old boy or girlPlus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beerand call themselves "Clowns" cause they look queerFaggot2Dope and Silent GayClaimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks)And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck outAsk 'em about the club they was at when they snuck outafter they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out(AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow!Look at y'all runnin your mouth againwhen you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two femalesin make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails"Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim AnusI don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!

[Chorus Two: Eminem]

Cause I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)I'm not a wrestler guy,I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me)Come and see me on the streets aloneif you assholes doubt me (assholes doubt me)And if you wanna run your mouththen come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)

[Eminem]Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me?You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck PuffyNow because of this blonde mop that's on topand this fucked up head that I've got, I've gone pop?The underground just spunned around and did a 360Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies"Oh, he just did some shit with Missy,so now he thinks he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten millionShe must want a dollar for every pill I've been stealinShit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit?All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattressWhich is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers?It doesn't matter your [attorney Fred Gibson's a] faggot!Talkin about I fabricated my pastHe's just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!)So tell me, what the hell is a fella to do?For every million I make, another relative suesFamily fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supperAll the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey it's me!)A half-brother and sister who never seen meor even bothered to call me until they saw me on TVNow everybody's so happy and proudI'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's houseHey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the newsstandto buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food stampSkipped to the last page, flipped right fastand what do I see? A picture of my big white assOkay, let me give you motherfuckers some help:uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XLNow your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sellAhh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple myself

[Chorus One (2X)]

"I'm Back" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"I'm Back"

[Chorus: Eminem repeat 4X]

That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm Back) I'm Back (I'm Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I'm Back

[Eminem]I murder a rhyme one word at a timeYou never, heard of a mind as perverted as mineYou better, get rid of that nine, it ain't gonna helpWhat good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?I'm waitin for hell like hell shit I'm anxious as hellManson, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jailI used to be my mommy's little angel at twelveThirteen I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelfI used to, get punked and bullied on my block'til I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's mailbox{"Mom! MOM!"} I used to give a - fuck, now I could give a fuck lessWhat do I think of suc-cess? It sucks, too much press I'm stressedToo much stares two breasts, too upsetIt's just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (yes)Grew up quick (no) was raised rightWhatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is rightYou think of my name now whenever you say, "Hi"Became a commodity because I'm W-H-I--T-E, cuz MTV was so friendly to meCan't wait 'til Kim sees meNow is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn't workin?You hear this finger? Oh it's upside downHere, let me turn this motherfucker up right now

[Chorus]

[Eminem]I take each individual degenerate's head and reach into itjust to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to musicAnd if he feeds into this shit he's an innocent victimand becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe {*vocal scratches*} My name is Slim ShadyI been crazy way before radio didn't play meThe sensational {*vocal scratch "Back is the incredible!"*}With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edibleIt's Ken Kaniff on the, internetTryin to, lure your kids with him, into bedIt's a, sick world we live in these days"Slim for Pete's sakes put down Christopher Reeve's legs!"Geez, you guys are so sensitive"Slim it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it"Mind with no sense in it, fried to get so freneticwhose eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smokin 'emwith my windows tinted, with nine limos rentedDoin lines of coke in 'em, with a bunch of guys hoppin out all high and indo scented {*inhales, exhales*}And that's where I get my name from, that's why they call me

[Chorus]

[Eminem]I take seven (kids) from (Columbine), stand 'em all in lineAdd an AK-47, a revolver, a ninea Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mineand that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one timeCause (I'mmmm) Shady, they call me as crazyas the world was over this whole Y2K thingAnd by the way, N'Sync, why do they sing?Am I the only one who realizes they stink?Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think?Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?It's why I tend to block out when I hear thingsCause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring (AHHHH!!!)So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it lingerlonger than the rumor that I was stickin it to ChristinaCause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbizit'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own motherI still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside herand have a son and a new brother at the same timeand just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?

[Chorus]

[Eminem {*vocal scratching*}]Guess who's b-back, backGue-gue-guess who's back (Hi mom!){*scratch*} Guess who's back{*scratch*} Gue {*scratch*} guess who's backD-12 {*scratch*} Guess who's backGue, gue-gue-gue, guess who's backDr. Dre {*scratch*} Guess who's backBack back {*scratch*} back{*scratch*} Slim Shady, 2001I'm blew out from this blunt (*sighs*) fuck

"Remember Me?" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"Remember Me?" (feat. RBX, Sticky Fingaz)

[*spray can being shook up and sprayed several times*]

[RBX]Remember me? ("Step in, execution")Remember me? ("I have no remorse")Remember me? ("I'm 'High Powered'")Remember me? ("I drop bombs like Hiroshima")

For this one it's the X, you retarded?Cause I grab the mic and get DOWN, like SyndromeHide and roam into the masses, without boundarieswhich qualifies me for the term "universal"Without no rehearsal, I leak words that's controversialLike I'm not, the one you wanna contest, seecause I'll hit yo' ass like the train did that bitch that got "Banned From TV" -- heavyweight hitterHit you watch your whole head split upLoco-is-the-motion, we comin throughHollow tips is the lead, the .45 threw

[Sticky Fingaz]Remember me? ("Throw ya gunz in the air!")Remember me? ("Slam! Slam!")Remember me? ("Nigga 'Bacdafucup'")Remember me? ("Chka-chka-Onyx!")

Niggaz that take no for an answer, get told noYeah I been told no but it was more like, "No, no, no!!!"Life a bitch that'll fuck you if you let herBetter come better than better to be a competitorthis vet is ahead of, The shit is all redder, you deader and deaderA medic instead-a the cheddars and credda Settle vendetta one metal beretta from ghetto to ghettoEvidence? NOPE! Never leave a shred-ofI got the soul of every rapper in me, love me or hate meMy moms got raped by the industry and made meI'm the illest nigga ever, I told youI get more pussy than them dyke bitches TotalWant beef, nigga? PBBT! You better dead that shitMy name should be "Can't-Believe-That-Nigga-Said-That-Shit"Probably sayin, "He ain't a killer", but I'm killin myselfSmoke death, fuck bitches raw, on the kitchen floorSo think what I'ma do to you, have done to youGot niggaz in my hood who'd do that shit for a blunt or twoWhat you wanna do, cocksuckers? We glock busters'Til the cops cuff us, we'll start ruckus and drop blockbusters'Round the clock hustlers, you cannot touch usI'm gettin wires niggaz wantin me dead, wantin my headYou think it could be somethin I said? {*echoes*}

[Eminem]Remember me? ("I just don't give a fuck!")Remember me? ("Yeah, fuck you too!")Remember me? ("I'm low down and I'm shifty!")Remember me? ("I'm Shady!")

When I go out, I'ma go out shootinI don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupidI'm tryin to clear up my fuckin' image, so I promised the fuckin criticsI wouldn't say "fuckin" for six minutes(*click* Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blondeSo I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie onI may be wrong, I keep thinkin these crazy thoughtsin my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom("Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on?")Came home, and somebody musta broke in the back windowand stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trenchcoatsSick sick dreams of picnic scenes, two kids, sixteenwith M-16's and ten clips eachAnd them shits reach through six kids eachAnd Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?FUCK THAT! PBBT! Tou faggots can vanish to volcanic ashand re-appear in hell with a can of gas, AND a matchAftermath, Dre, grab the gat, show 'em where it's at(What the fuck you starin at, nigga?)

Don't you remember me?!Remember me?!!Remember me??!REMEMBER ME!!!!

"The Real Slim Shady" LYRICS EMINEM

EMINEM LYRICS

"The Real Slim Shady"

[Eminem]May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the doorand started whoopin her ass worse than beforethey first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,he didn't just say what I